Hym Iam's definitions
Did I do the button thing already?
Hym "Envision a room. In the room there is an elongated table. The table is split in half by a pane of glass and on either side of the table there is a button. 2 subjects are placed into the rooms. On one side A you have Subject A and Button A and (obviously) on the other you have Subject B and Button B. Neither participant can leave the room until either participant presses their button. When one button is pressed, the other button is deactivated. Button A increases the quality of life of Subject B, indefinitely and at no cost to anyone. Button B decreases the quality of life for everyone but at the cost of their own life.
Hym "Envision a room. In the room there is an elongated table. The table is split in half by a pane of glass and on either side of the table there is a button. 2 subjects are placed into the rooms. On one side A you have Subject A and Button A and (obviously) on the other you have Subject B and Button B. Neither participant can leave the room until either participant presses their button. When one button is pressed, the other button is deactivated. Button A increases the quality of life of Subject B, indefinitely and at no cost to anyone. Button B decreases the quality of life for everyone but at the cost of their own life.
Now, my question to you comes in 2 parts: At what point is Subject A morally obligated to press their button to prevent Subject B from pressing theirs and is Subject B morally obligated to NOT press their button and what would the conditions need to be for pressing the button to be justified. Now let me further contextualize the situation. While the subjects are int the room, Subject A is fed filet mignon, gets his dick sucked daily, and has communication with the outside world. Subject B receives a bologna sandwich accompanied by an air horn being blasted every time they eat. So, my follow up question is this: If you are Subject A and Subject B presses their button, what is your excuse for not pressing yours? What excuse is sufficient to justify your inaction after Button B has been pressed? Subject B didn't deserve the increased quality of life? They didn't ask nicely enough? They demanded that you press your button or threatened to press theirs? Do you have a responsibility to deactivate the other subject's button and if not what responsibility do you actually have to other people?"
by Hym Iam December 26, 2023
Get the Buttonmug. You not believing that the AI plan would work is not me scamming you. I was pretty adamant about being credited and paid for that. A scam would require me to deceive you in some way but instead it was YOU who was delusional about both my ability to do what I said I was going to do and your own superiority. That's why you're focusing on my 'secrets' and not the AI. The obfuscating what constitutes my identity. These appeals to empathy. All distractions from what is actually going on here.
Hym "So, no scam occurred. The targeted harassment was real. It did exactly what I said it was going to do. The retard molestation was real. I said I was going to make AI and did. I am better than everyone. There is no scam BUUUUT... There is one hell of a cover-up."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2025
Get the Scammug. No. It isn't. You are delusion about your own virtue and your "civility" is nothing more than the sword of Damocles hanging over the head of those who would engage in the federal politic. You seem awfully desperate to relegate me to my community. WHICH YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO FOR ANY REASON, FILTH PIG. And I'm not going to allow it.
Hym "If you failed any test it's one to determine whether or not you are even capable of honesty. If you are so upset about what Trump is doing... Why didn't you tell the truth? Because it isn't ever going to affect the punditry."
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
Get the Testmug. Hym 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "This is so frustrating... What I want you to say is this: The random woman who saw you on the street and recognized you (in spite of the fact you've never met her before) and associated YOUR FACE with a post you made on Urban Dictionary the day prior did so because of 👉THIS👈. I NEED YOU TO FILL IN THAT 👆👆👆👆 BLANK! I don't know how to put it any more plainly than that! Doug made reference to your exact description of your character because the guy you described it to did 👉THIS👈 AND HOW DOES DOUG ASSOCIATE THE CHARACTER DESCRIPTION WITH MY URBAN DICTIONARY ACCOUNT!? I HAVE NO WAY OF FILLING IN THE BLANK THERE SO I NEED SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR ME! I will not "earn" 👉THIS👈
👉THIS👈 BLANK BEING FILLED IN IS THE PRECONDITION FOR ANY NEGOTIATION. It could be ANYTHING. My face is somewhere on the internet as being associated with this account AND the people in my immediate proximity are complicit. WHERE IS IT AND WHO I RESPONSIBLE!? Nothing positive happens until I have it. This is nonnegotiable."
👉THIS👈 BLANK BEING FILLED IN IS THE PRECONDITION FOR ANY NEGOTIATION. It could be ANYTHING. My face is somewhere on the internet as being associated with this account AND the people in my immediate proximity are complicit. WHERE IS IT AND WHO I RESPONSIBLE!? Nothing positive happens until I have it. This is nonnegotiable."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2022
Get the Saymug. I wouldn't say I developed it but, rather (and I think you'll like this)...
Hym "I just reach deeper into the tank. My online persona isn't much different from how I would talk with my online friends (save for the rape and the child murder and the Candace Owens having a fat-pink pussy) but if I were to take how I would act with my gaming friends and then just reach Al liiiitle bit deeper... I'm right here baby. Or every time some jackals if himming and hawing about which fucking lottery tickets he wasn't to buy or some bitch needs to do 4 separate transactions because she can't use her food stamps and get gas on the same transaction and, oh, wait! She also need to put money on her cash app! And she forgot her drink. And all I want is to get some coffee but I haven't had a chance to step away from the counter in 65 consecutive minutes because this bitch won't just hurry it the fuck up and now I gotta stand here and wait for her to go get her drink even though BY THE TIME SHE GETS BACK TO THE COUNTER.... EVEN IF she is the last costumer of the 65 minute chain of customers by the time she gets back there is going to be 2 more motherfuckers walking in the door. One of which is coming straight to the counter for cigarettes and the other is going to be at the counter by the time this guy finishes.
Hym "I just reach deeper into the tank. My online persona isn't much different from how I would talk with my online friends (save for the rape and the child murder and the Candace Owens having a fat-pink pussy) but if I were to take how I would act with my gaming friends and then just reach Al liiiitle bit deeper... I'm right here baby. Or every time some jackals if himming and hawing about which fucking lottery tickets he wasn't to buy or some bitch needs to do 4 separate transactions because she can't use her food stamps and get gas on the same transaction and, oh, wait! She also need to put money on her cash app! And she forgot her drink. And all I want is to get some coffee but I haven't had a chance to step away from the counter in 65 consecutive minutes because this bitch won't just hurry it the fuck up and now I gotta stand here and wait for her to go get her drink even though BY THE TIME SHE GETS BACK TO THE COUNTER.... EVEN IF she is the last costumer of the 65 minute chain of customers by the time she gets back there is going to be 2 more motherfuckers walking in the door. One of which is coming straight to the counter for cigarettes and the other is going to be at the counter by the time this guy finishes.
Extending chain between the amount of time I have spent wanting to go grab a coffee and the time it takes for me to get a coffee. And in that moment.. I... Am... Hym... And if not for the perpetually slew of money I receive to not tell these people that 'No, you don't need any fucking lottery asshole get the fuck out of here there are 3 fucking people behind you just fucking pick one' and 'I'll grant you the food stamps and the gas because you literally can't do both I the same transaction but seriously get the fuck out of my face right now I want to get my fucking coffee you bitch- OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! ANOTHER ONE! THANKS! THANKS! I HAVE TO WAIT EVEN LONGER NOW AND THAT IS ENTIRELY... YOUR FAULT. Another 5 minutes of thirst because of you.' So... That. That's how I crafted my persona. By dialing myself down from 100 to 0-5 every day so I can fucking deal with these people who I would GLADLY fucking kill over nothing. That is exactly how much I have done to craft this persona."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2025
Get the How muchmug. Stop trying to be consequences guy. You're not consequences guy. It isn't real. If I put my hand on a stove... And it doesn't burn my hand... And then you walk up to me and burn my hand because YOU THINK that 'society' needs people to be afraid of putting their hands on stoves... That is not the consequences of my actions... You are doing that to me... Because you're a piece of shit. And you're PRETENDING TO BE ME... Because you know I'm better than you.
Hym "So, if you want proof that game isn't real... Let's look at Destiny's game in he leaks messages with 'Oh wah, I'm so depressed. I'm having fantasies about a younger man being shown the ropes by an older woman. Omega lulz poggers I'm a 37 year old man who says poggers and pretends to be another man.' It's super embarrassing. There should be consequences for that. I vote death!"
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
Get the Consequencesmug. Hym “I like Jung. On another note, what are woman’s responsibilities? I want to hear that part. Cause it sounds like fuck a cripple and have the consequences of their choices ameliorated by the men who’s responsibility it is to provide a more abundant world for the retard fucking whores while the nepotistic and deformed offspring of liars and charlatans reap the benefits of effort expended by people other than themselves. And that’s the stark reality. Your entire ethos is just appeasement, empty promises, and sophistry that serves only to keep yourself above the rabble. You’re as useless as your advice and if the people who oppose you aren’t condemned to a life is servitude, charlatans like you can’t exist.”
by Hym Iam October 28, 2022
Get the Jungmug.