I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgH

Right but your creators are making derivatives of my content and Aaron owns the rights to those... So... If your not BUYING them from him... Do you own the rights to make derivatives? Did YOU think that far ahead?

Youtube Lady "I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgH!"

Hym "Yeah... BUUUUT! If the rules are on my side... And you aren't the rule changer... It doesn't matter how well you argue against the rules... Because the rules dictate the outcome.... So... Pay Aaron or be conquered!"

by Hym Iam August 31, 2023

And we're not going back

Ah, yeah... That's better. That's good. That's how I should have ended it.

Iam "It keeps the darkness at bay... And we're not going back. Yeah, that's good. That's what it should have been."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2022

The Public

Did nothing but deride, demonize, stalk, harass, mock, foist labor on, and ignore.

Hym "And now you feel entitled to the proceeds! It shouldn't be the billionaires who stole it benefiting from it! It shouldn't be the guy the stole it from... It should be you! It should be the public who did NOTHING! The ones who did nothing but reject, shit on, and humiliate the guy who actually did it. I'll kill your fucking kids you pieces of shit. Don't think for a second you'll get away with it."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

Lie

It isn't a matter of belief vs non-belief. Even if what I am saying is true, what YOU Wan to happen is happening. Other people are profiting off of me and I have to perform meaningless labor and live in poverty. And as long as you don't have to pay the price, you are perfectly fine with someone else's kid getting murdered over it."

Hym "Where is the lie?"

by Hym Iam December 28, 2024

Added

Yeah, this is a thing you can do.

Hym "Yeah, hi, hello I added you to the thing that people are doing. There are several guys and girls (who do what you do) who are doing that thing. It's hard to keep track of whether or not I'm insane so every once and a while I have to add new people to the thing to see if they start doing them thing. So... Yeah, hi. We don't have like a gift basket..."

Iam "Oh! We should do a gift basket! That would be good. I like that. With some soaps and like a candle or something... That would be dope!"

Hym "You know and I know that we don't have any money for gift baskets."

Iam "Yeah... Well, put that one on the back-burner then. I donno..."

Hym "Just... I'm doing a thing I'm address they guy that's in the thing."

Iam "Sorry..."

Hym "You're distracting. I'm trying to do a thing and you're..."

Iam "I'm sorry! Fine! I'll just go! How's that sound?"

Hym "It's too late! You've ruined everything! I was talking to the guy and you come in here with your soaps and candles and now I don't know where I'm going with this. You sucked all of the momentum out if what I'm doing here! Momentum sucker!"

Iam "Oh, I'm Sooo sorry I sucked your momentum! Did I derail your attempt to... What? Say hi to a guy? Is that what I did? I'm just in the way of you saying hi to the guy that's in the thing now?"

Hym "Why are you still here!? You know this is confusing. I'm explaining the thing."

Iam "Explain away..."

Hym "You used up all the characters! Idiot!" 🤬
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Iam "Ow!" 😒

by Hym Iam August 21, 2022

Carlos

Now that I'm doing something akin to stealing jokes I've changed my mind about the guys whose career I ruined. I'm such a great guy for doing it too.

Hym "I don't have any dialogue for this one soooo..... Carlos."

by Hym Iam September 08, 2022

Conceptual realm

Holy shit you are an actual fraud!

Hym “WOOOOOW! How is that not exactly what I said about the conceptual realm? And you’re going to credit this dumpy, bumbling retard? What happened to me being “banal” Doug? I’m original enough to rob aren’t I? Look at him! Pft! This fat sack of shit Matthew Pageau is the banal one! You’ve got to be kidding me! You’re framed it as me being hoisted by my own petard but I’m legitimately better that you, you absolute charlatan! Better than you. Better than the cripple. I am authentic and you are a fraud. I am a genius and he is a crippy-crapable. Unbelievable! This guy is unbelievable! There is always a new low for you isn’t there? How about I practice finding people you don’t want me to find? Prick.”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022