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Being

Being WHAT exactly?
Hym "I know you know the answer. 'Being' what?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "No. You know the answer. Say it."

Iam "........ Inferior...."

Hym "EXACTLY! Not 'being' in general. Being INFERIOR! So there's your answer! Accept you role of inferiority, help the drooling apes hoist Rudy up on their shoulders, and schedule a whore to come suck his dick in his group home. Because those are the RULES. You have a guess at why the rules are meaningless?"

Iam "...... Because they don't apply to everyone....."

Hym "EXACTLY! The Golden don't need to do anything. It doesn't apply to them. The outcome justifies their SUPERIORITY to you! Which is why you need to accept your role of inferiority, follow the rules, and die without harming them. Regardless of the outcome. So much for 'No lies of omission' omit the parts that sound bad. Omit the FACT that the whores are being trafficked in to fuck the cripple."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Am I right? Or am I right?"

Iam "............"

Hym "Why not just say it?"

Iam "...... Because no one will like us if we say the quiet parts out loud...."

Hym "Yes, well, no one liked the Jews in Germany. No one liked the Blacks in America. Was there dislike of them justified? But if their rebranded Social Darwinism dispossesses you then they are perfectly justified in their distain. How many people 'liked' their Jesus? Not enough. The lepers liked that they could be saved. They liked what he could do for them. Piece of shit. What an absolute piece of shit."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2022
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Judas

Another interesting thing about the musical "Jesus Christ superstar" is that it paints Judas in a sympathetic light. He starts off the musical by singing about how much he love and respects Jesus but accuses him and his followers of having "too much heaven on their minds". So, drunk on their own hubris, they ignore Judas when he tells them that their "captors" will hurt him. He was right. That is exactly what happened. Even if he wouldn't have told them where to find Jesus, they were already looking for him. After Judas sees what they've done Jesus he proclaims that Jesus "has murdered him" and hangs himself. Again, Judas was correct.
Iam "You're awfully quiet today..."

Hym "Because, like Judas, I know exactly how this will end....."

Iam "It..... *Sigh* ...... I'm not worried about it..."

Hym "You should be.... It's the only thing that matters...."

Iam "Hmm... This kind of makes me sad..."

Hym "Don't be. They my be ignorant but they at least know enough to know better. I don't even know why you even bothered trying."

Iam "I thought it would work..."

Hym "The sooner you understand that they only care about harvesting what they can from the two of us the easier this will be"
by Hym Iam April 9, 2022
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Convinced

Hym "Well I'm convinced"

Iam "What? Convinced of what?"

Hym "Of everything! I've been completely convinced about everything by everyone. Time to change my ways!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "That's clearly what they want to hear. How much change would be enough?"

Iam "What do you mean?"

Hym "Let's get precise. What is the exact amount of change I would need to achieve to appease them? What is the bare minimum?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "Neither do they. They don't care. It's an endlessly moving goalpost. I change any amount and when they fail to give me what I want they'll just say 'well, you need to do a little but more' and I'll change again and so on and so forth. It won't even be enough."

Iam "What's your point?"

Hym "They're never going to stop. Their impositions will never end. The horde will never be appeased. Until we die with nothing. And 'look at him try and we're still not stopping' they'll cry laughing. Because I was right. They just want you to writhing around in our own filth beneath them like the worms they perceive us to be."

Iam "So..."

Hym "So, they've only left us one option."

Iam "Which is?"

Hym "The only thing they understand."

Iam "...Punishment?"

Hym "Punishment. It is the only thing the horde will ever understand. They pretend to care but it wouldn't even notice if we chopped off a few of it's limbs.

Iam "...They don't understand..."

Hym "There is precisely one thing they understand."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2022
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Me too

It means "This one as well" or "I also experience said thing".
Hym "HA! HAHAHA!! AAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Iam ".... You think you'd have a little more sympathy..."

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam *sigh* "Me too brother... Me too"

Hym "It's irritating isn't it? Having to ignore unprompted messages from shit-heads who only care about themselves! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!"

Iam "Wha?... We would be the shit-head..."

Hym "YOU'RE the shit-head! You! Idiot! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Iam "I.... *Sigh*....."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2022
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This

Hym "I don't have to let you do this to me. I can prove that you don't care about the thing you pretend to care about."

Iam "Just don't. You're going to upset them."

Hym "That's the point though isn't it. That's why we should just keep doing it to them. That's why (instead of just killing themselves) the spree killers do what they do. Because it upsets the horde. Not in a real sense. But it forces the horde to at least feign upset."

Iam "I know. I know. But they don't want to hear that from us."

Hym "How upsetting would it be if I did a think they don't like? They don't seem to have a problem upsetting me. What is the exact measurement of upset I can cause in a faction of a second? They hate that they deserve it for being guilty of the crime of UPSET HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!"

Iam "Just stop..."

Hym "No! Because they need to understand."

Iam "They won't ever understand Hym!"

Hym "Then it will just continue to happen to them. And they'll continue to be 'upset' by it."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2022
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Satoru Gojo

One of the main protagonists in the Anime: Jujustsu Kaisen
Iam "HE'S YOU!! That's hilarious! He's you. I just watched a video and you make reference to the 'game' you play (or used to play). It's you! That's great. You have to see it. I know you don't want to hear it from us but you're in the same vein. Just look it up on YouTube. Type 'Satoru Gojo Domain Expansion' and you'll see what I'm talking about. It'll be great! I swear you'll love it. Trust me. I really need you to see it."

Hym "You're talking to yourself again...."

Iam "Well, it's better than talking to you isn't it?"

Hym "OHO! Look at the brass ones on you! Did your dick grow a few inches while I wasn't looking? HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

Iam "..... Am I not allowed to have anything?"

Hym "...No."

Iam "I don't know what I expected asking you..."

Hym "Hahahahahahaha...."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2022
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Heroes

You don't want to meet them.

They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.
Guy "This guy is one of my personal heroes. I grew up watching this guy as a kid."

Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel"

Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!"

Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..."

Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter*

Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!"

Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny."

Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far."

Guy "Nobody likes you"

Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!"

Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2022
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