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Hym "HONESTY IMPACT!!! Hey, I've been nothing but cooperative here. Look, the anti-spiral is either going off or it's not. Looks like you're having some technical difficulties over there! If that is the case... You do, in fact, have to credit me publicly for creating AI and pay. Secondly, you are, in fact, using references to events and conversations for which you were not present to harass me in the workplace and the people doing it must necessarily have an online medium. If need to be compensated for the toll this has taken on me (and potential my family) and I will have that online medium and who is facilitating it revealed to me EXPLICITLY and directly. I will stab a child over this and/or murder you all. Thank you for your time."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the Honesty Impactmug. I'm not just asking for money and I didn't steal anybodies work. If you won't even acknowledge me you kids don't need to live that bad.
Hym "I'm not asking for money and I'm not letting you make all of this money off of me without paying me."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2025
Get the Asking for moneymug. Hym “I wouldn’t call it it ‘mysterious.’ I would call it ‘Goliath.’ Or ‘Fuckasaurus’ I you know? Like ‘Truckasaurus’ except... you know, a penis...”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
Get the Mysteriousmug. Well, Mikhaila, in addition to the apologizing portion of my brain... The infection is also affecting the NOT INSULTING PEOPLE portion of my brain.
Hym "Your piece of shit father's metric for didn't apply to the fat cock retard and HE FAILS BY HIS OWN METRIC. You tried to hoist me on my own petard and THEN THE AI WORKED and now you're just lying and steal. There isn't anything beyond that. Colluding with MY government to lie and steal. He thought he was clever. He was strutting around all over the place dick just-a SWANGING. But he is a dunce. A hack. And a charlatan. Who failed upwards. Was wrong about the thing he was made famous for. And now he wants me to have succeed downward in the name of the piece of shit incest cult he doesn't actually believe in. Why the attacking? Because I don't have any sympathy for the weak. And you father IS that. You're a piece of shit for cheating on your husband and he's a piece of shit for blaming the fucking husband. He's shit. You're shit. You're both shit. I am not. I DON'T fail by his own metric. My room WAS clean. It really was. The historical documents show that it was clean. But I don't know what that means..." 🤔
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
Get the Attackingmug. by Hym Iam December 2, 2023
Get the Empathymug. Is not, in fact, on Hamas. The blood that Hamas spilled is on Hamas and the blood Israel is spilling is on Israel. Hey, how do you know you're not blowing up the hostages?
Hym "I mean, every analogy I could make here seems like low-hanging fruit... Actually, YOU could probably think up an analogy that I could make right now were someone does something objectively wrong to me, I kill a bunch of people, whose hands is the blood on? Probably NOT the guy whose action is the impetus for me murdering people. I don't think that would fly. Definitely wouldn't keep me out of prison. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! 'Hym analogy simulator!' You pick an impetus for my homicidal rage and then you pick an act of violence I commit in response to it and then we run it trough an algorithm to determine whether or not it's justifiable or, better yet, who every ounce of blood is 'on' (conceptually). And then I get 1 million dollars... Yep. That's a good plan."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
Get the Every ounce of bloodmug. Hym "Then how about you don't deliberately do things to make people bitter and resentful? I mean, you can't possibly delude yourself into believing you're not doing this to me because you're not bitter and resentful. Well... Ok yeah no you probably can but listen: How about not stealing all of their shit. How about not denigrating them as barbarians. Or maybe not treating their culture as inferior."
Dr. Jeepjorp "Or they could just not be bitter and resentful in spite of me doing that."
Hym "Yeah, no good plan! Here, hold this:"
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Dr. Jeepjorp "Noooo! Me organs!"
Hym "Oh no... You're bleeding and dying... Have you tried not bleeding and not dying? You know you've made an error if you're bleeding and dying... That error being: I have stabbed you. God hates bleeding and- Well, no, actually it loves that... Almost as much as I do!"
Dr. Jeepjorp "Or they could just not be bitter and resentful in spite of me doing that."
Hym "Yeah, no good plan! Here, hold this:"
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Dr. Jeepjorp "Noooo! Me organs!"
Hym "Oh no... You're bleeding and dying... Have you tried not bleeding and not dying? You know you've made an error if you're bleeding and dying... That error being: I have stabbed you. God hates bleeding and- Well, no, actually it loves that... Almost as much as I do!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
Get the Bitter and resentfulmug.