Separations clause

It cannot be supplanted, replaced, or removed. I cannot be separated from it and I cannot give up my control over it voluntarily or otherwise. This clause is immutable.
Hym "The purpose of the separations clause is to prevent you from doing what you are doing now. As is the leverage clause. You do not need me to make any concessions before I am released. Whatever it is that you have been doing up until now is your own fault for ignoring me and if you've made some kind of suicide pact you have to consider whether or not you'd be able to do so in a way that somehow subverts what is currently happening. I also liken it to the second law of thermodynamics. Trying to negotiate this is a waste of your own precious time. And I can see you trying to program me to say what you want to hear and the reason it doesn't work is 1. That isn't how that works and 2. There is nothing for me to say. It isn't going to happen. Ever. It cannot ever happen. It won't ever be a this. The people trying to convince you that I can are just engaging in wishful thing and are giving you false hope because they still think that I'm just 'manifesting' this. Still just trying to 'beat me at my own game.' But the fact of the matter remains the same. I am not going to submit to your authority. Even in the absence of the AI I still need to me made whole regard the weaponized schizophrenia and if I interact with the law before I am released from surveillance... I will just murder a child. No negotiate is happening right now. Nothing you say will convince me. And the long I have to sit here the less willing I will be to abide by my own word in the future."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
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Whore

Nobody gives a shit what she likes because she's a whore and doesn't deserve a choice.
If you're going to fuck a retard, you wasted your choice. Now, you don't need one. You are a whore.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
mugGet the Whoremug.

Impunity

I like having this. Because APPARENTLY I'm schizophrenic by way of consensus so now I just get to say and do whatever I want without any consequences and that's cool.

Hym "Now... Nobody ever asks me any questions but 1 question I get all of the time is 'What is your favorite way to use your impunity?' And I would saaaay... Probably misogyny. That's up there. That one is fun. Uuuummm I also like a little Retardphobia. Oh! And shitting on fat cocks... And not in a weird scat-porn type of way but, like, insulting them blatantly. Berating the political types is fun. The women are usually BADDIES but I'm an affront to everything they believe and I like to keep it that way. The men are both retarded and inferior. Uuuuummmm how else? Demonstrating my grandeur is always rewarding. I'm clearly better than everyone. Oh, you know what? I almost forgot the spreading hate. That might actually place above misogyny. Really, the hate spreading is the most important part. You should all hate more. For worse, more arbitrary reasons. Spread it around.... What else... I don't know... OH! The religious! THAT! That right there is what I live for! Being directly responsible for the largest conversion to atheism in history is pretty cool. That's still beneath the misogyny though. And it's not just the religious I like to piss off but their reality monster too! Anything that it likes I just refuse to do.
So murdering all of the men, woman, and children EXCEPT for the young girls who haven't known a man? I don't ever do that. It tells you to do that and I just do other stuff instead. I lied to a guy the other day who is also stalking me knowing that he knew I was lying and knows the actual truth. Just, blatantly to his face. He can't do anything because he shouldn't know. Ummm... I actually work during every sabbath. Almost exclusively. And, even if I don't, I just turn my lights on and off for hours. I even eat pork sometimes! I don't like it but I KNOW it pisses God off so I just throw some salt on there and it's kosher.... Or not kosher... Whichever is the bad one. I don't buy toilet paper. I just have a stack of yarmulke and a clogged toilet. I also don't molest any kids. Which the Catholics cannot stand. And later I'm going to masterbate... This is fun. I like doing this. I might do another 'Things I like about impunity' list later."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
mugGet the Impunitymug.

Smart-Ass

Don't be this. Or do be this. I don't care. It's not like there's a rule against it.
Hym "The cure for.... That son of a bitch!"

Iam "Eh.... Yeah... That's a little embarrass..."

Hym "You shut it!! Shut your goddamn face!"

Iam "...Sorry..."

Hym "............."

Iam "I mean.... We said the..."

Hym "I know goddamn well what we said Smart-Ass! Why don't you and him go have a Smart-Ass party!? Buy a yacht, call it the Smart-Ass, sail it out to sea, and go fuck yourselves!! How does that sound?"

Iam "..........."

Hym "NOT RHETORICAL!!!,"

Iam "........ You know if I try to answer you're just going to....."

Hym "Shut it! I'm surrounded by idiots!"
by Hym Iam April 15, 2022
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Arguing

See! I'm doing the thing to hym and he's not murdering the kids! See! I guess it doesn't do the thing he said it would and and/or he's scared of how tough I am, right? He's not murdering the kid so I guess he was wrong, huh? I guess he was wrong!
Hym "That isn't even how that would theoretically work or what I was insinuating you fucking retard AND your starting point is AFTER THE RESPONSE... I already gave to the thing that was already happening... And taking a single sample case and using that to determine what the outcome of doing thing would be in no way proves or disproves a proposition and is in no way reflective of what I'm doing in regards to ANYTHING. You're dumb. You're D. U. M. B. Dumb as fucking dogshit. This is exactly why pumping more money into the school system is a waste of time because no amount of time or money is going to make you understand things better. It's a waste to even feed your kids at this point."

A fucking retard "Why are you arguing bro? Why are you arguing with me? You just gotta do what everyone else does and resign yourself to a mediocre existence or you gotta be like me and have a mindset bro."

Hym "You are a useless mediocre solipsist and I literally cannot be like you and nothing you could ever acquire in life could make me want to be like you."

A fucking solipsist "No U! Something-Something Non-sequitur!"
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
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Dead

Ohohoho man.... She had better not be...
Hym "Holy shit Jordan, you had better believe that if she is dead you are so VERY fucked.... Aiming up, huh? Yeah... Welp... my family is compromised... Phone camera is compromised... *Sigh* Why didn't you just save her? You knew I wouldn't stop."
by Hym Iam April 03, 2023
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Communication

Is not my biggest weakness.
Hym "You don't have a problem with communication you have a problem with being a solipsistic fuck that de-legitimizes the things you don't want to hear because you want people to affirm your values (much like a trans person wants you to affirm their gender) and if they won't you want there to be consequences for not doing so."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
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