Fear

Let say you kill all of the Hamas militants.... Then what? Are the Palestinians supposed to forget that you blew up their gramgram? What's to stop another Hamas from rising up and attacking again?
Hym "Is it fear, Jordan? Is that what is supposed to stop Oct 7th from happening again? That's what the disproportionate response is meant to do, isn't it? Put the fear of God into them? Doesn't that make the Zionist Jews tyrants, Jordan? 'We're not targeting civilians though guys! I'm not TRYING to piss on your shoes! I'm trying to piss INBETWEEN your legs! I told you to move your feet apart! If THAT GUY wasn't a terrorist I wouldn't be pissing on your shoes in the first place!' "
by Hym Iam November 07, 2023
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Self-Checkout Theft

I have (on 2 separate occasions) ALMOST committed...
Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
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Social Flogging

I reject entirely that you get to use harassment, in perpetuity, for an indefinite sentence, the timer for which resets every time someone is made aware of my exist...
Hym "...As a form a social flogging perpetrated by people who's guilt or virtue is entirely suspect and who's authority to dole out punishment is non-exist. Additionally you can't even really consider it a thought punishment because I'm in actual physiological distress. So it's just regular old torture. Especially if I've been poisoned. Torture... For an indefinite period of time to get me to cede a point that I'm not going to cede and you want your kids to not get stabbed for your complicity... All so you don't have to admit I'm right. So, here's the deal. Yes I can tell the difference between my own mind and these people doing what they are doing to me on camera. I don't need the whole story (on YOUR end) to know the you are leaving out pertinent information (in your assessment of what is happening here and/or being mealy-mouthed about what constitutes 'pertinent') and that just isn't what I'm doing. I told you what would happen. It likely already has. I don't need to prove I'm trustworthy or anything to you for that matter. They people one your side have already admit your intention which is to 'break me' and imprison me (In one form or another) and I've told you what I'm going to do in response."
by Hym Iam June 09, 2025
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Rizz

Really?..... “SeE gUyS!? We ToLd yOu ThAt YoU jUsT hAvE tO *blah blah blah* (Words that literally translate to ‘Ram our cervix with a giant wiener’) “ He also doesn’t sustain them.... so there is that.
Hym “Come on now. Is it really THAT hard to admit I was right? I mean really! Rizz!? You niggas love making shit up, don’t you?

Them Hoes Over There “BuT i LiKe VaLuEs! GaMe Is ReAl!!!”

Hym “NO! You like fat cocks bitch. That’s is all. Fat cocks. This ‘making you laugh’ shit and the ‘goofy’ nonsense is completely inane. Stop it, alright? You’re embarrassing yourself. It’s absolutely farcical. Fat cocks. Not having to work.”

Dr. JeepJorp “Nuh-Uh! It’S tHe MaRkErS fOr AcCrUiNg SuCcEsS iN mY bUlLsHiT hIeRaChY!”

Hym “You shut the fuck up too Dr JeepJorp!”

Dr. JerpJoop “BuT mArRiAgE!”

Hym “Nope! After how many fat cocks? Precisely. Is it zero? Are they not supposed to fuck the fat cocks? What are the women supposed to do?”

Dr. PaulDaughter “.........”

Hym “Right. That’s what I thought. You’re not allowed to tell thing anything. They don’t need to do anything in life.... other than NOT destroy people’s reputations. Ok. 👌 Gotcha! We’re figuring it out. We got it all figured out over here. 🤦 ♂️ *SIGH!* Jesus Christ you people drive me crazy.”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
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Don't

Don't... Don't be shitty you little pre-sluts.
Hym "No. Don't. Way too young to talking all that shit. You need to focus on not growing up to be a whore. Like your mother."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2022
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YouTubers

And the obvious exceptions are the Asmr girls, artists, sketch comics, gamers.
Hym "So, my contempt doesn't quite extend to all YouTubers BUT I'm still better than everyone. Don't get a big head."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
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YouTuber

You reference one of these ONE time and all of a sudden you're "obsessed."
Hym "Hey, and I only referenced that YouTuber ONE time! Is that who you thought I was talking about all this time? Because she wasn't even on my radar. She said one thing I didn't like, I responded to it, and I moved on. Not who I was talking about. The things I said were happening were happening. Which is why no legal action. You ever considered that? Why no legal action? Because if you take me in for this you expose the invisible weapon being pointed at me at all times. Can't have that because you want to use it. You take me in for what happened at the brothel; you expose the brothel. That's why I remain under the watchful eye of 'little brother.' But I digress... This is getting sad though... Your willful misrepresentation of this situation in juxtaposition to my brutal honesty. And why are you so obsessed with trying to get me to subordinate myself to the horde? You won't acknowledge the fact that there are a multitude of things derived from this but you'll give me an opportunity to subordinate myself to you? And I'M the egomaniac? Wow! That reminds me of something I wrote about the contagion of pathology. How narcissistic leaders in public institutions create an abusive relationship with their constituents and erode away the collective empathy of the horde (along the ones of Simon Baron-Cohen's empathy erosion). That's clearly what's happening. Chalk that one up as another thing I have been right about."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2022
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