Hym Iam's definitions

A helmet on an octopus

Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.

Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."

Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"

Iam "What!? What did I do?"

Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"

Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"

by Hym Iam May 7, 2022

PhD

Will you hurry the fuck up and give me my credentials already? Because somebody almost (or still could) died because people who think that they are more capable than me are making decisions in my absence. The fact that you aren't willing to give me credit
is hurting more people than it's helping. So hurry the fuck up. I'm seriously losing my temper here. The people around me think I'm not qualified to make decisions and it might have cost a life . This needs to stop. You need to quit fucking around. Expediency us only a problem for people who are literally retarded in comparison to me. If I could whip out the fact that I have whatever credentials I could have saved a life tonight.

Hym "And not a hypothetical life; an actual one. Hurry the fuck up. This really isn't funny any more. Decide whether or not you care and then make a decision and hurry the fuck up. The problem I have with you is the same problem I have with everyone else. You're slow. Hurry the fuck up. This is so fucking boring. It's your turn. Hurry the fuck up. This is fucking ridiculous. Give me my PhD. And that's not an abstraction. I don't need your vague bullshit story about helping people. I ACTUALLY help people. One at a time. At an individual level. Hurry the fuck up."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2022

A life

I could have saved one tonight but no one will fucking listen to me. Who's fault I'd that!? Yours you piece of shit.

Hym "What does it take to save a life? You don't fucking know. Because you don't understand heroism. You are what I thought you were."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2022

Credit

I want credit for my shit. I don't think that's too much to ask.

Iam "I'm really upset right now. I had a bad night. This isn't fun for me anymore. I want my shit. What gives you the right to withhold anything from me? You woke up here just like I did. I need to be able to tell people to do things because they will die if I can't. I need the save them. I won't let you do this forever. Give me credit for the things I have done."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2022

Angry

The thing that I am right now.

Hym "This is infuriating! I haven't done the work? Bullshit! I just haven't gone through the proper channels. I've done the work. I need to legitimize myself for what reason? Your discretion m. Nothing more. God, I'm so angry right now!"

by Hym Iam May 7, 2022

Infuriated

Me. Right now. Also drunk. Goddamnit am I angry. Listen to the words I say you pieces of shit! Damn! I am so upset right now.

Iam "I don't know why people won't just listen to me. The problem is me but it is ALSO YOU! IN AGGREGATE! ALSO YOU! YOU'RE NOT DOING THE THINGS YOU COUKD BR DOING. GOD DAMNIT. I'm infuriated right now."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2022

Ignore

Don't listen to that.

Iam "I'm sorry. We were drunk. Ignore those last ones. I don't know what the fuck we was talking about there... My bad..."

Hym "Gaahh! Shut up! My goddamn head!"

by Hym Iam May 8, 2022