Hym Iam's definitions

Zero

The probability that this has only to do with big floppy weiners and retard sex cults.

Hym "Otherwise it wouldn't have had the effect that it's had..."

Iam "You gotta stop doing that."

Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."

Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."

Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."

Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."

Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."

by Hym Iam May 14, 2022

Carbonated Lemonade

Crisp and tart

Iam *Drinks carbonated lemonade* "Tssaah crisp and tart"

Hym "Indeed. It is, in fact, crisp and tart."

by Hym Iam May 14, 2022

Dialogue

You guys need to get better at writing this. For real. You can't just end every movie with the same inspirational speech "You're so much stronger than you know. You have to believe in yourself. I believe in you!". It's bad. You don't understand subtlety. You don't understand how "dead air" can be used to enhance a scene. Oh, wait, I forgot I was a genius and that it isn't obvious to everyone. Nevermind. Carry on.

Hym "God am I tired of clunky dialogue. Every time a character can't control their power, they get the same exact line of dialogue that every other character who cannot control their powers gets when the plot demands that they use their power perfectly for the first time. It's fucking pathetic. You have a million dollars. You get paid a salary to do something that isn't hard for me and I'm fucking broke as a joke. It's sad. Like, the job you did was so ALMOST good that it physically pains me to watch. It would have taken like 30 seconds to fix. But nobody fucking asked me so now we're stuck with an almost good job instead of an excellent job. Damn. You'd think you would relish the chance to get a fee billion dollars. It would take so little effort for me to fix that shit that it's ACTUALLY absurd but nobody wants to let me out of the Truman Show-esque Hell in which I am trapped. Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. And now you have my money. You sold me an undercooked steak and I have to choke it down and live with the worms you gave me because the alternative is sending it back to the kitchen so you can wipe your ass with it before you send it back to the table. Jesus Christ!"

Iam "............."

Hym "See how Iam isn't saying anything? Sometimes no dialogue is the right amount of dialogue. He doesn't need to say anything here. We let the moment breathe, yeah? Get it? See how that works?"

by Hym Iam May 14, 2022

And that's why I didn't do anything

It's not justified, huh? Maybe that's why I didn't do it.

Iam "Well... We didn't do nothing. We did this."

Hym "THIS didn't really accomplish anything. They still got away with it. We still lost our job."

Iam "We stopped doing our job."

Hym "We stopped doing our our job 2 years before we got fired for stopping. It wasn't the not working we got fired for. These people criticizing us have selective illiteracy."

Iam "Or they assume we're lying."

Hym "Of all the... Look at the shit we've said. We'll say ALL OF THAT but we wont say words that are true!?"

Iam "I know. They just don't want to hear it. They don't want to here it and they don't care."

Hym "They don't have to read the shit but that sat and read the while damn thing. Every word of it."

Iam "For which I am eternally grateful (by the way). But that isn't the point. They aren't involved."

Hym "They involved themselves by choosing to participate. How do they not see that it could just as easily happen to people they don't hate? This thing predates any actual wrongdoing. They're using some kind of medium that is so comprehensive that a woman was able to tell me that a red car was about to turn down the street a full 15 seconds before it happened. The feint to fight Orwellian dictatorship but they legitimately just want to reserve the right to wield this against THEIR enemies when the time comes. And they want to talk about ethics. They just want to see what the end result will be. Comply and submit to a life of servitude regardless of the effect you have on the outside world or do something for which we can punish you so we can determine whether or not this is an effective means of controlling miscreants. Giving me the illusion of control does not give me control. I see through the illusion. This is a farce. I know it isn't justified by the strictures I outlined. And that's why I didn't do anything."

by Hym Iam May 14, 2022

Temperamental

It's when you're angry and you're crazy or something. Like, You have a temper and you're mental. (That's not really what it mean but I like spreading MiSiNfOrMaTiOn!!)

Hym "No! The temperamental thing was me. That was and 'all me' kind of thing that I observed (personally) during my last 'study'."

Iam "Not that you're not great! I love you're stuff. It's very informative but... That was definitely us. Sorry."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2022

Song

Songs are dope. Do do do dodo do do doodly doodly doodly do.

Hym "Hey, shit-head! Come here!"

Iam "Huh? What?... Hey! Don't call me that!"

Hym "Look! I think some guy wrote a song about us!"

Iam "....... Oh, shit! No way! That is wild!"

Hym "Right!? And that shit is fire! We're a Goddamn inspiration! Did we set the world's heart ablaze!?"

Iam "Umm... I wouldn't go that far with it but sure... Heh..."

Hym "That shit is metal! 🤘😈🤘"

Iam 😅

by Hym Iam May 15, 2022

Yes

Yes! Yeah! Yup! Yep! Yessir! Uhuh! Yah! Affirmative! (Meh kind of)

Iam "Yes! Absolutely! You're absolutely right! And so was he!"

Hym "Wow, calm down nerd. What is wrong with you? You're such a sycophantic weirdo! This is why everyone makes fun of you!"

Iam "..... Sorry...."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2022