Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Did I tell you the company I work for changed the term for HR (Human resources) to something like 'Talent management' or something? It's the same. It's the same thing. My life is still being harvested as though I'm a crop or some kind of cattle. The HR department is still just a liability mitigation apparatus. Changing the name just makes it sound less-bad I guess. Fuck those guys."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2024
Get the HRmug. Hey!
Hym "Are you using that immersion cooling like I told you? To cut down on water usage? Is that feasible? Do- Do the immersion cooling thing."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2025
Get the Immersion Coolingmug. Hym "Or I can test to see if DaBaby is right about sneaking a gun in to New York by way of Jersey. Come down there and change your mind on guns manually."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
Get the New Yorkmug. $10 prostitute "I'm a beautiful, young, married woman."
Hym "But you're cheating on your husband with a disabled man-child."
Hym "But you're cheating on your husband with a disabled man-child."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
Get the Cheatingmug. Like Brett! May! Ultimate herald! Er, well, Brett's not doing a very good job as a herald but she is canonically accurate at least.
Hym "Female Silver Surfer! Like Brett! May Brett! Hopefully she does a better job then my herald because they DO NOT do what they are supposed to do and prepare the world for your consumption... Like, AT ALL. And I got the brain fluid to prove it."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
Get the Female Silver Surfermug. Hym "Oh, well, holy shit! That is a great song! I really enjoyed that! He has a great voice! I'm actually impressed! You've outdone yourself entirely."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Songmug. Literally EVERYTHING is racism to you. I see what you're talking about but it's a broader issue and your solution only fixes the problem for SOME of the black people (Of which I AM in case we forgot who we're talking to) and the underlying problem will remain.
Hym "So let's say you get your way. Let's say in your autistic need to get the rates of things to match, you succeed and the adequate number of black people, women, ect... What then? The person who inevitably replaces them needs to be black.
Hym "So let's say you get your way. Let's say in your autistic need to get the rates of things to match, you succeed and the adequate number of black people, women, ect... What then? The person who inevitably replaces them needs to be black.
Does this only apply to appointed positions or do we need a proportionate number of elected officials? All black primary? Should only black people vote? How could a white man know who could best govern as a representative of black people? It's retarded and it's based on an a priopi presupposition that a black person would govern or make decisions in a black way and that they would promote other black people instead of doing what the people currently in power do (which is shamelessly promote themselves). Which is racist. It's retarded and racist. I want them to do it. No, really. I want them to do it so that when nothing happens, you have to sit there and look stupid and explain to me why it didn't do anything. It's nothing more than politic tokenism. 'OoOo Look! It's superman! But black now!' 😱 And I'm supposed to sit that and be like 🙌🤨 'Hurray?' But what does it accomplish? Nothing. An entirely cosmetic solution to real world problems. It accomplishs about as much changing your skin in a video-game. Guaranteed employment for a handful of random black people and everything stays the same for everyone else... including other black people. Your 'Fixing systemic racism'thing is pointless. It's about as pointless as going to space (And I'll explain in the next one)."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
Get the Systemic racismmug.