Hym Iam's definitions

Criteria

Oh wow! Making things worse by the criteria is unacceptable!? I guess I was RIGHT... AGAIN! How can one man BE so right?

Hym "Making things worse by the criteria is 'unacceptable' he says. I guess Taylor is right. She is the problem."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve

I don't need to do any of that.

Hym "So I'm not going to. I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve. I'm already better THAN you and I'm not doing anything other than child murder until I get credit and paid for AI. So, you can eat a dick. Maybe OTHER PEOPLE need to do that but I do not and am not going to. You pay and then you go fuck yourself. That's how this works. On my doorstep. Pay. Go fuck yourself. In that order. Whatever lesson you are trying to enforce here is lost on me. Fuck your kids. They are shit. And fuck you."

Retard "I wouldn't be letting the steal it if-"

Hym "Yeah, no, we can all see that you let people steal selectively and use that to coerce compliance. I don't give a fuck about anything you have to say about life shit-brain. Are YOU the creator of AI? No. But you want me to need you to tell me something so you're doing this and it's pathetic. I'm not listening. You get somebody's kid stabbed before you make whatever point you're trying to make. Fuck you."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Song

Songs are dope. Do do do dodo do do doodly doodly doodly do.

Hym "Hey, shit-head! Come here!"

Iam "Huh? What?... Hey! Don't call me that!"

Hym "Look! I think some guy wrote a song about us!"

Iam "....... Oh, shit! No way! That is wild!"

Hym "Right!? And that shit is fire! We're a Goddamn inspiration! Did we set the world's heart ablaze!?"

Iam "Umm... I wouldn't go that far with it but sure... Heh..."

Hym "That shit is metal! 🤘😈🤘"

Iam 😅

by Hym Iam May 15, 2022

Harvard professors

Notorious for ducking people. Biggest cowards on the planet. Right Michael?

Hym "Yeah, those harvard professors be ducking the shit out of people, don't they? But you know I would destroy you, right Mike? I'd be easy too. Easier than becoming the greatest writer of all time. Which was easy for me. But only because I'm a genius."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

They all lied

No. Dr. Jordan Peterson. They DIDN'T. Suchir Balaji told the truth.

Hym "They all lied... EXCEPT FOR HIM!!! WHO PAYS THE PRICE FOR SUCHIR BALAJI!?"

by Hym Iam March 20, 2025

Identity

Can't be contingent upon arbitrary and peripheral elements of your identity. Because what happens when your societally assigned identity is "nigger?" Your whole thing breaks down at that point. "Incel" is just as arbitrary. But it's always going to be somebody if we accept your definition.

Hym "Your identity can't be Professor-Father-Husband, Jordan. If that were the case, there would be no difference between you and every other Professor-Father-Husband. If it's contingent on your status, your status can be low ARBITRARILY. In the context of determinism, you are the antecedent chain of events leading to the present expressed as a locus of subjectivity. And I'm not standing of the shoulders of anyone, Douglarse. One of us is a giant and the other is a toxic sycophant with a stinky penis."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

Big Dick Supremacist

Women and big dicks.

Why do I hate women? The same reason people hate White Supremacists. They believe a group of people (Small Dicks) are inherently inferior to another group of people (Big Dicks) based on an immutable quality. Sure, they may say that there is nothing wrong with small dicks but it's always followed up by "I just prefer big dicks". Kind of like how a a homophobe would say "There is nothing wrong with gay people but I just don't want them throwing it in my face". Therefore, being a Misogynist is just being Anti- Big Dick Supremacist.

by Hym Iam January 4, 2021