Hym Iam's definitions

Get a job!

Not great advice to yell at a homeless. Do you think they haven't thought of that? They're on the street corner and it just never occurred to them to do that?

Iam "It not that I thought that no one saw it. It's that I didn't realize I had a dedicated fan base that would actively respond everything I write. That's a bizarre thing. You see how that's bizarre right?"

Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"

Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."

Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"

Iam "........"

Hym "......."

Iam "......."

Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"

Iam "........"

Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"

Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."

Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"

by Hym Iam May 4, 2022

Say his/her name!

You've heard the chant right? What it sounds like you're insinuating is that they're supposed to be chanting MY name.

Hym "Is that a thing? When they're chanting the 'Say his/her name!' shit it's supposed to be 'IAM HYM! IAM HYM!'? That would have been dope. I feel a little robbed though... I feel robbed out of my minions... I wanted to wield them against my foes. Instead some retard is making them paint streets and tip cop cars. He's wasting perfectly good minions. And some of them are hot so I could be fucking the hot minions. This whole thing has been a wash. *Sigh*"

Iam *Snoring*

by Hym Iam May 4, 2022

Kill the retard, fuck the whore

I think... Uh... I think I got some Oedipus complex stuff going on. I don't know... I'm not a doctor.

Hym "So... I've been getting a lot of questions about the 'Kill the retard, fuck the whore' thing so here's my response: You idiots are referencing the thing that you're doing to me but you really don't seem to understand how it works. So, I'll explain to you it in a way that your malformed and unsophisticated shit-brains can understand. Everyone who sees me does the thing that you are doing. Every time they see me. You follow? You keeping up with this? Ok. So, for a time, everything out of everyone's mouths was some kind of defense or justification for the existence of a mentality disabled retard molestation cult. As you all probably know, that's a total non-starter for me. So I wanted to reaffirm that my stance on the topic has not changed. Kill the retard. Fuck the whore. That shit was annoying and if I ever start a business I will make they days that any one of those people die a holiday and will give my employees the day off. Additionally, some guy told me 'I was right' the other day. I know I'm right! I appreciate the sentiment though. And some people referenced the brothel madam today. Very friendly. But that's neither here nor there. I've already blown past my point. I've already done what I've set out to do I guess so... Yeah... Give me my free money now please. 😐"

by Hym Iam May 4, 2022

Social media

Hym "Here's another thing I don't think I went into. I didn't start using social media until recently. Come to find out, not only am I the lowest filth on the planet but I also believe/think all the wrong things, if I've ever done anything reprehensible in my entire life people that are (either) from my past or that I've never met can take away whatever success I manage to achieve, my dick is too small, the country is on the verge of collapse, I don't 'work hard enough', I need to spend all my money/time on 'improving myself' because if I don't I'm a piece of shit and don't deserve anything out of life, and even saying any of this out loud ALSO MAKES ME A PIECE OF SHIT because I'm 'complaining' instead of 'doing something about it'. Ummmm... Women should be fucking retards instead of me, people are perfectly justified in hating me but if I hate everyone else it's 'anti-human'...

Let's see... What else? Killing babies and little boy drag-queen competitions are fine but burning some cripple molesters alive is 'evil' if the cripple molesters have a vagina.... What else? I have to pay people money to talk to them. Hollywood directors will turn me into a movie (Agent of chaos!? Who else says that but me!?). I can't go to college because people who live outside of objective reality will piss and moan to the faculty until thrown out.... Women and the men they fuck instead of me are better than me... People who are dumb as dog-shit and (technically) evil have a million dollars and I don't... And they control the government... I'm just as safe as I would be if no government existed at all but I still have to pay them money or I get thrown in a cage... I have to help protect everyone's kids, wife's, and sisters in exchange for 0 dollars or sex... If I say the wrong thing publicly a lynch mob will form outside of my apartment and they will Muammar Gaddafi my butthole... I'm probably going to starve because of food shortages and/or my only monetizable assets have been stolen or reappropriated for evil and were stolen in front of 60 million people and everyone else doesn't see a problem with it. I have to care about other people (or I'm a piece of shit) while (simultaneously) 'minding my own business'... I'm probably going to die of prostate cancer... Yeah... I think there is some overlap on there but whatever. Social media is dope.

by Hym Iam May 4, 2022

Who? Me?

A coy way of asking whether or not something was me?

Hym "Who? Me? Nobody's afraid of me. I had a rapport with the girl that SHE initiated AFTER I started writing the shit I was writing (and I can prove it). They were aware of everything I've written (from post 1) and found it hilarious (because their basic assertion was that they were justified in fucking the retard and that there was nothing I could do about it). After I began to list the things I could do about it, the only person who was concerned about it (Jane) wasn't willing to do the only thing that would have convinced me to stop (which would have been tell the truth). The retard doesn't give a shit about anything so long as he has a revolving door full of women being scheduled to suck his fat mongoloid cock. I'm literally the only person with plausible deniability. The retard sex cult pre-dates any wrong doing on my part. I was a good employee until it became obvious that there was no legitimate reason to be a good employee in that shithole. I don't see how the only thing I did wrong was let people who deserve to be punished off the hook. And by 'let them off the hook' I mean telling the truth and letting it sort itself out instead of orphaning some kids. I was even kind enough to exclude the one that had 4 kids (one of which was autistic) so that innocent casualties would be minimized. 1 out of 5 potentially orphaned kids is pretty solid. I'm proud of that."

Iam *Snoring* *snort* *cough cough* *snoring resumes*

by Hym Iam May 5, 2022

Celebrities

People who are insanely easy to hate.

Hym "You know, I wonder where my distain for celebrities comes from. Seriously, you see these people in their ivory towers and they have nothing good to say about the people on the bottom rung of society (and this even applies to the ones that I like). And you could say (and I have said in the past) 'Oh, you don't know them. They're just people.' and that's all well and good but they'll never see the people they spit on. They'll never want for anything (at least in a monetary sense). It's not even just jealousy. It's that while I'm in the bread line the millionaire that considers me a fat lazy piece of shit is relaxing in their gated community above it all. When the temp agency has me at a pizza factory and I'm tearing mounds of dough off the line 45-60 minutes straight so the machine doesn't clog and no one in the factory is coming to help me and the 4 people in my immediate proximity are just standing there talking while I struggle; they're doing little more than pointing a camera at their own face for a million dollars. What insult would reach them? What would I have to say to remind them of the nature of existence?"

by Hym Iam May 5, 2022

Railgun

THERE IS ONE! THERE'S A RAILGUN! THAT SHIT IS TIGHT! GO LOOK IT UP NOW!

Hym "Holy shit! I was just talking about that! There's an actual railgun! Good job humanity! I was just talking about that too. Thanks YouTube algorithm!"

Iam *Snort* "Huh!? Wha.. what going on? You're still awake?"

Hym "Look at this shit! It's an actual railgun!"

Iam "Dude we have to work later..."

Hym "Don't be a spoiled sport! Driving around in our run down piece of shit car in complete silence because our phone is too shitty to listen to YouTube and work at the same time is lame. Railgun are tight!"

Iam "YOU'RE AN ACTUAL CHILD! We're going to get evicted in like 5 days!"

Hym "Well, I guess you should listen to your 'heroes' and suck less you piece of shit."

Iam "............."

Hym "Welp... Alright. I'm going to sleep. Check out that railgun. That shit is awesome."

Iam *sigh* ".........."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2022