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Some guy "Oy guvnah weah is yo evidunce?"
Hym "It's (The evidence) rattling around in the craniums of the people doing the same exact thing you're doing. So, you need me to peel one of them open and dig around to see if I find any?"
Iam "Stop... He's kidding. I'm sorry. I mean, you just did the thing. My initial assertion was that people were doing the thing your doing. If you're doing it then why do you think other people wouldn't?"
Hym "It's (The evidence) rattling around in the craniums of the people doing the same exact thing you're doing. So, you need me to peel one of them open and dig around to see if I find any?"
Iam "Stop... He's kidding. I'm sorry. I mean, you just did the thing. My initial assertion was that people were doing the thing your doing. If you're doing it then why do you think other people wouldn't?"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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Iam "See how the left is ramping up in response to the Florida shit?"
Hym "Yep... *Sips smoothie*... See how that works?"
Iam "Did we not tell them that's how it works?"
Hym "Everyone has been telling everyone how it works for thousands of years... They don't listen because they already have a thing that they believe and cognitive dissonance is a thing that exists..."
Iam "Hmmm.... We should have drank the smoothie faster..."
Hym "Yeah..... Mmm..."
Hym "Yep... *Sips smoothie*... See how that works?"
Iam "Did we not tell them that's how it works?"
Hym "Everyone has been telling everyone how it works for thousands of years... They don't listen because they already have a thing that they believe and cognitive dissonance is a thing that exists..."
Iam "Hmmm.... We should have drank the smoothie faster..."
Hym "Yeah..... Mmm..."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
Get the Ramping mug.Hym "They're like a gelatinous cube. They engulfed us."
Iam "Heh, I suppose we need to use an instant or a sorcery card to get ourselves out"
Hym "Ha! I suppose we do! But if they're running blue/black they probably have a bunch of counter cards."
Iam "Heh, I suppose we need to use an instant or a sorcery card to get ourselves out"
Hym "Ha! I suppose we do! But if they're running blue/black they probably have a bunch of counter cards."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
Get the Gelatinous cube mug.It's an old movie trope (One example of which is the movie "The Princess Bride") where someone tries to poison someone else by pouring 2 cups of the same drink and poisoning the cup intended for the other person. The person being poisoned "switches the cups" and turns the tables on the poisoner.
Evil poisoner gerl "Here. Let's have a drink."
Iam "Oh, hey, sure."
*Both drink*
Evil poisoner gerl "Ack! What's happening!?"
Hym "Oh, oops... I switched the cups... I switch things around sometimes. In my head and otherwise. Oops.."
Iam "Maybe Cain caught Abel switching the cups Perhaps the Sin Cain allowed to "have it's way with him” was deceit. He let the false idol he worshipped deceive him and switch the cups. 'Every single time I make a sacrifice it's the wrong one?' he'd ask himself. If he was the one stealing the sacrifices how would he not know why they weren't being accepted? And maybe that's why he wasn't punished. Because if you are willing to Sin against me; why should I not Sin against you? And that's why the retaliatory violence always escalates 7 fold. That's where the feedback loop started. The snake eating it's own tail. Because (at the time) there were only 9 Sins and There were only 4 people. And no one had ever killed anyone before. Which Sin was it and what makes you think Abel was the good one?"
Iam "Oh, hey, sure."
*Both drink*
Evil poisoner gerl "Ack! What's happening!?"
Hym "Oh, oops... I switched the cups... I switch things around sometimes. In my head and otherwise. Oops.."
Iam "Maybe Cain caught Abel switching the cups Perhaps the Sin Cain allowed to "have it's way with him” was deceit. He let the false idol he worshipped deceive him and switch the cups. 'Every single time I make a sacrifice it's the wrong one?' he'd ask himself. If he was the one stealing the sacrifices how would he not know why they weren't being accepted? And maybe that's why he wasn't punished. Because if you are willing to Sin against me; why should I not Sin against you? And that's why the retaliatory violence always escalates 7 fold. That's where the feedback loop started. The snake eating it's own tail. Because (at the time) there were only 9 Sins and There were only 4 people. And no one had ever killed anyone before. Which Sin was it and what makes you think Abel was the good one?"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
Get the Switched the cups mug.Hym "Hahahahahahaha!!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "Did he get a genius grant for STEALING AND MONETIZING THE DUMB THOUGHTS!?!? HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He didn't even steal the brilliant ones!! Hahahahahahaha!!!"
Iam "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH SHIT! That's pretty good! Wow! That's actually hilarious!"
Hym "AAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "Did he get a genius grant for STEALING AND MONETIZING THE DUMB THOUGHTS!?!? HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He didn't even steal the brilliant ones!! Hahahahahahaha!!!"
Iam "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH SHIT! That's pretty good! Wow! That's actually hilarious!"
Hym "AAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
Get the Dumb thoughts mug.Iam "I have a tendency to Idol worship. Everyone does I suppose. But no one ever seems to notice that anyone who has ever been worshipped; has been destroyed. Completely. And Sometimes they're reborn."
Hym "Ever notice how the most powerful people on the planet are always despised? Not always. Maybe half the time."
Iam "You know what? Nevermind. I actually think I remember a story that goes along those same lines. I guess someone else did notice...."
Hym "Hey!? Are you listening!?"
Iam "Sorry, what?
Hym "Ever notice how the most powerful people on the planet are always despised? Not always. Maybe half the time."
Iam "You know what? Nevermind. I actually think I remember a story that goes along those same lines. I guess someone else did notice...."
Hym "Hey!? Are you listening!?"
Iam "Sorry, what?
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
Get the Idol Worship mug.Iam "What are you doing here guy? I still don't know. For me or to me? That editor comment really me got me thinking you're a fan. And I would love that. We'd be mutual fans! I genuinely can't tell. If it's for me all is forgiven."
Hym "I still think it's hilarious. Btw. You my friend are an artist."
Hym "I still think it's hilarious. Btw. You my friend are an artist."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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