Preference

Hym "I said women's preference bad and now if I don't do what Jordan wants my preferences bad and evil! That's how ANY religious person works! And as far as 'evidence' (the evidence he doesn't actually cite btw) apologist will use LITERALLY ANYTHING as evidence. Every apologist has 'undeniable evidence for God.' Do what I want, or, you're evil. He's really riding the coattails of his evil psychopath boogeyman all the way to the grave, huh? I like that 'The ideas that he's wrestling with' are just my ideas. That makes me God to him! He's a ME worshipper!"
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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Stay

Right but the guy who makes more than him isn't necessarily going to let you run around and fuck other dudes and if they don't have fat cock then how are you going to get the fat cock without risking the relationship?
Hym "So you stick with the guy who will stay... Go get the fat cock... Bring him some filthy asian sloots... Everybody wins!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Marriage

The cure for psychopathy apparently! Russell Brand did the thing that = psychopathic, narcissistic, machiavellian, sadist but... He got married so... Now what? Does he not have those traits anymore? And I like how you just hand-waved away the little girl rape. I mean, if you're a junkie with impulse control issues you're just BOUND to rape a little girl! It can't be helpfed! More important than that is not letting Hym get credit for his stuff. That's the real issue.
Hym "See? The is the semantic restructuring of reality I'm talking about. What happened to if you're not properly socialized by age 4 there is no remediation for psychopathy? He gets anointed by the priestess and he's just 'fine' now. That's all your 'marriage' is, Jordan. Your warped, demented, narcissistic paganism. Are married people always rational? They don't ever fuck retards behind you back and shit in your bed? No married person has ever been irrational? That violates the law of non-contradiction. Really! This is nothing more than you looking at eachother and saying 'Well, if we all agree we're not stupid and crazy then we're NOT stupid and crazy, right guys?' Hahahahaha... That's WHY the backlash from all of the women harms you so... You love them and want the best for them but they want the retard with the fat cock. They are right to choose that. But only because they can't be wrong. Heheheheheh... This is fun. Aren't you glad I did this? Isn't this better than what we were doing before? God... I may not be able to have my glorious death but maybe this will be a decent-enough substitute."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
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Fat cock

Oh! And that's the real reason you're not leaving your boyfriend after he cheats.
Hym "It's fat cock. His cock is fat so you're going to let him get away with it. It's the same reason you're letting Kendra get away with molesting the retard. It's the same reason you're letting a bunch of retards steal my shit. It's just fat cock."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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Viral

Not as viral as my thing... Just sayin...
Hym "Not as viral as my thing but I doubt it's anywhere near as creepy as my thing.... Just sayin" 🤷
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
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Ink poop

COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.
A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"
by Hym Iam December 14, 2023
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Diagnosed

I'm not just making an inference based on something some fucking YouTube slime said when it comes to my diagnosis.
Hym "I was diagnosed with ADD. By a shrink. AND TREATED. Somewhere there IS a record of that diagnosis and Dr. Adewale Gadebo offered to renew my prescription on the basis of that previous treatment. What I do not need is your bullshit therapy. Or behavioral change. I could use some antibiotics (small pills please), novacane, and some pliers... And some booty. But beyond that... I could also use some Adderall. A car so I don't have to walk in the lethally cold weather. Some pure tea tree oil. A dermatologist. All of this I need more than behavioral change."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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