Is trying to break people, Chat. See, the conclusion is always the exact opposite of what is actually the case.
Hym "So, I'm watching this video about the Knights Templar and how they have ties to the pirates and how it can be traced to modern politics and the conclusion he draws is that the Templars are trying to get revenge for the persecution of men who value intellect and science... But really it's the persecution of fat-cocks. The conclusion is always the exact opposite of reality. They were demonized during the Roman Empire and historically for fucking all of the women and then they installed the fat-cock dictatorship and society collapsed. And now... The Media is doing this to me for crying Fat-Cock dictatorship. Likely at the behest of the government. The got the celebrities in on it. All to defend their solipsistic fat cock incest cult."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
Get the The Mediamug. Iam "........."
Hym *Snickers*
Iam "........."
Hym *Snickers* "You still sulking over there?"
Iam *Glares*
Hym *Snickers* "Ppfftt Bwahahahahaha aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"
Iam "You can't be serious!"
Hym "Ha! What you don't like the Joker laugh anymore? HAHAHAHAHAAAA! Blah blah blah! He BaStArDiZeD tHe Ip! You just feel like you sullied your idol with your own inadequacy."
Iam "It wasn't supposed to... Why is this so funny to you?"
Hym "It's the act! The act of doing it is what makes it funny! It's perfectly analogous to our experience! And he encapsulated it in time. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "This isn't... Whatever..."
Hym "Ha!"
Hym *Snickers*
Iam "........."
Hym *Snickers* "You still sulking over there?"
Iam *Glares*
Hym *Snickers* "Ppfftt Bwahahahahaha aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"
Iam "You can't be serious!"
Hym "Ha! What you don't like the Joker laugh anymore? HAHAHAHAHAAAA! Blah blah blah! He BaStArDiZeD tHe Ip! You just feel like you sullied your idol with your own inadequacy."
Iam "It wasn't supposed to... Why is this so funny to you?"
Hym "It's the act! The act of doing it is what makes it funny! It's perfectly analogous to our experience! And he encapsulated it in time. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "This isn't... Whatever..."
Hym "Ha!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
Get the Actmug. Hym "Will sign an affidavit confirming that this began when Jeremy Horn showed up at Wendy's and had nothing to do with me threatening kids. They proceeded to harass me for months and Randy himself did so sexually by say my dick was too small. Which he did again at Kwik Trip. They sign the affidavit now. This is a new a new condition that I will not negotiate. I'm done letting 3rd parties obfuscate what's happening here and the fuck ass judges need to be done with it too. So, unlike a child molestation, this is absolutely necessary."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2025
Get the Unlike A Child Molestationmug. Oh, hey, I figured it out.
Hym "Why you keep calling it a scam, I mean. You call it a scam because you thought I was stupid and full of shit but, in reality, I created AI, you're the stupid one, and I was right about everything. You're just an egotist. And not even justifably so! I, at least, have the fact that I'm the creator of AI going for me but YOU? YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK YOU FUCKING BUM! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHY DO YOU SUCK SO BAD YOU STUPID BITCH!? AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "
by Hym Iam May 04, 2025
Get the Scammug. Oh wow! Those 13 episodes flew by in an instant! That. Is. Tragic... Definitely getting a second season, but man...
Hym "Oh man, that was so satisfying! That is what anime is all about. And Gabimaru? His whole thing at the end there? WHAT!? That is nuts! Man... That is great. You need to watch this."
by Hym Iam June 04, 2024
Get the Gabimarumug. Yes! I know! I referenced your video or a thing you said! Damn! Relax! As soon as I get the credit I deserve I will adequately laud you all for your excellence... Jesus...
Hym "Yes, yes. I know! I will laud you all for your excellence as soon as I am presented with an opportunity to do so. Damn! Just chill out for a second! Like, are you not seeing the shit that is going on here!? I have a lot on my plate! I'm trying not to go insane over here... Indefinitely... It's like a full time job! Relax! Holy Ba-Jesus!"
by Hym Iam August 05, 2022
Get the Laudmug. Hym "I have been referencing your wife out of context all day, without mentioning her name, and the algorithm is dumping out a bunch of videos with your wife in them. It's like 4 of them now. Like, every couple of shorts, BAM! Your wife. HOW DOES IT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!? That's so weird! And cool! Cus your wife is a baddy... And perpetually available..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Your Wifemug.