40%

Is that a lot? I have no frame of reference.
Hym "That other idiot made it sound like 40% was a ridiculously good offer."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2023
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Fake Christians

Oooooh! So the acting it out part is ancillary!? It’s the belief that is more important? Ok. Good to know. I thought you actually had to do the shit that the book says but you don’t have to act it out. You just do whatever you want too. Neat. Ok. Cool. I thought I was doing it wrong.
Hym “Ok. It’s not that I think the people I’m talking about are Fake Christians. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe that the creature is real. But you use the book as the basis of your morality. If you’re not doing what the book says, you’re also immoral. By your own standards. And that’s what this is about. When you apply the standards that are being imposed on me to the people doing the imposing. They are just as guilty as I am. And it’s not just the act that you want to control. It’s the discourse. That’s why you don’t want people to listen to me or you want to cherry-pick to which parts they listen. Because if I am too compelling, people do what I want them to do instead of doing what you want them to do. If your logos was superior you wouldn’t need to use subterfuge. You’ve proven that you (And not you, you but you in general) don’t care about people being cancelled. You just don’t think it should be you. I’m not convinced. Especially in light of recent events. They might be more right about you than you care to admit.”
by Hym Iam November 04, 2022
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Dignity

I only lack it because no one ever gave me any.
Hym "I mean.... They were using me as a prop when they sat their and excluded me from the conversations that they were having about me while I was sitting there listening to them... So... That's why you don't do that... And now I'M doing that... Except harder. I tried explaining it to you but you didn't want to listen so.... There. How's that for dignity?"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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Fixation

You know, recently what I've been hear a lot about recently is how long it took her to fuck the retard.
Hym "Really. It's such an odd fixation. How long it took isn't the issue. How long did it take the generic one to drop the cuckhold off at his day program? The same amount of time. Roughly. He was STILL FIRED. If the time it took matters then it matters for both of them. 'She got her work done' There isn't any work to do. 15 minutes of paperwork and boiling noodles. Oh, wow, how'd you find the time to fuck the retard you work with in front of the other retard (literally) with all that super duper hard work. See how fucking stupid you sound repeating that over and over? It's like typing "fuck the whore, kill the retard" over and over again. And we all know that only a crazy person would do something like that..."
by Hym Iam January 07, 2023
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I AM ATOMIC!

Let's go! "Eminence in Shadow" is another one. He's got the slime! He's got the asmr-girl harem! And he's a bit of a sociopath... But that's ok!
Hym "I AM ATOMIC!"

Iam "Can you stop? You've been running around screaming that for-"

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Iam "Ow..."

Hym "I AM ATOMIC!!!"
by Hym Iam October 28, 2023
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Present

In the present. Right now. A 5 inch dick is too small for most women. They will double back and say "Well, maybe if he knows how to use it" and it's like it's only going to work if you let it and you're not going to let it because they are not ATTRACTED to a 5 inch dick. They are attracted bro a 7+ inch dick. So the are just going to get that big dick inside of them and expect men who the believe to be inferior to what? Be nice to them in exchange for nothing? Go without sex for the rest of their lives?
In the present and the future. Women are not going to want to marry a 5 inch. Sure they may date one or maybe even hook up with one but they won't be loyal and they'll only be doing it to gratify their ego so they can tell themselves that it isn't a life sentence to loneliness. Why? Why would they do this? Because they want to believe that their average dick son will have a chance with women. But he won't. He may get laid. He may have a girlfriend. But a 7+ inch will always come along and it is at that moment in the present that his relationship either ends or becomes a lie.
by Hym Iam January 05, 2021
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Universal Healthcare

Yeah, totally. I TOTALLY want the people condemning me to a life of servitude to live longer. That'd be great. It's not like I created AI and in doing so liberated your retard grandkids from the fate to which you are trying to condemn me or anything- Oh, wait! I did! I DID do literally that. Oh wow! That's crazy. I'm literally the savior of humanity.
Hym "Yeah, universal healthcare would be dope. Make sure they include the murdered by AI death bots insurance. It's not going to help but you know that's coming and maybe you can spend some of the payout before it's your turn to die."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2024
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