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Oooooh! So the acting it out part is ancillary!? It’s the belief that is more important? Ok. Good to know. I thought you actually had to do the shit that the book says but you don’t have to act it out. You just do whatever you want too. Neat. Ok. Cool. I thought I was doing it wrong.
Hym “Ok. It’s not that I think the people I’m talking about are Fake Christians. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe that the creature is real. But you use the book as the basis of your morality. If you’re not doing what the book says, you’re also immoral. By your own standards. And that’s what this is about. When you apply the standards that are being imposed on me to the people doing the imposing. They are just as guilty as I am. And it’s not just the act that you want to control. It’s the discourse. That’s why you don’t want people to listen to me or you want to cherry-pick to which parts they listen. Because if I am too compelling, people do what I want them to do instead of doing what you want them to do. If your logos was superior you wouldn’t need to use subterfuge. You’ve proven that you (And not you, you but you in general) don’t care about people being cancelled. You just don’t think it should be you. I’m not convinced. Especially in light of recent events. They might be more right about you than you care to admit.”
by Hym Iam November 4, 2022
Get the Fake Christians mug.Nnnnnope. I don’t have anything. And after I was accused of plagiarism I used my own idea which were roundly stolen. Because they are better. Mine are better. And that’s why you’re doing this. You thought I needed to steal from you because I didn’t have my own ideas. My ideas were better. Are you winning now? You weren’t before I started. You weren’t AFTER HE started.
Hym “You are withholding from me the thing that would have earned you my loyalty. And I never received any credit for your bullshit. Nor did I want it. Did you take credit for mine? Huh? Did you do a thing that I did not? Seems to be the case. And that’s not nothing.”
by Hym Iam November 4, 2022
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Hym “Poor people aren’t successful. Most people aren’t successful. And for a Psychopath to be successful you would need to know not know that they are psychopaths. And now you’re thinking “I’m A cLiNiCiAn! I wOuLd KnOw! I’m Dr. JeEpJoRp!” and, yes, but you’re also a bad clinician and you’re full of shit. So... there’s that....Anywho, there was this guy who was on Joe Rogan’s podcast and he told this story about a clinician who did a bunch of tests on psychopaths. He developed a test and gave the test to 100 people. He found that one of the people who took the test was a psychopath (by his own metric). The psychopath was HIM! And not me Hym but HIM, him. He was one of the 100 and he failed his own test (Which is why you can’t take your own test). He’s a psychopath and is successful.
Hym “Poor people aren’t successful. Most people aren’t successful. And for a Psychopath to be successful you would need to know not know that they are psychopaths. And now you’re thinking “I’m A cLiNiCiAn! I wOuLd KnOw! I’m Dr. JeEpJoRp!” and, yes, but you’re also a bad clinician and you’re full of shit. So... there’s that....Anywho, there was this guy who was on Joe Rogan’s podcast and he told this story about a clinician who did a bunch of tests on psychopaths. He developed a test and gave the test to 100 people. He found that one of the people who took the test was a psychopath (by his own metric). The psychopath was HIM! And not me Hym but HIM, him. He was one of the 100 and he failed his own test (Which is why you can’t take your own test). He’s a psychopath and is successful.
And now you might say “ThAt’S aNeCdOtAl! I wIsH mY dAuGhTeR wAsN’t A sLoOt!” And you may be right. Unless we consider Price’s Law 😏☝️ If it applies to psychopaths, then there are bound to be some psychopaths who are Pareto distribution beneficiaries. You wouldn’t know that they are psychopaths. THEY might not even know they are psychopaths! The majority of Psychopaths aren’t successful because the majority of PEOPLE aren’t successful. And in the context of you adopting the qualities of a psychopath, I think it’s safe to say that being a Psychopath IS a good long term strategy. So.... Wrong again DerpDork! God I’m smart. I’m way better at your job than you are too! And now you’re thinking “WeLl I jUsT jErRyMaNdEr ThE dEfInItIoN oF ‘Success’ aGaIn! My StUpId AnImAl FaNbAsE wHo CaN’t ThInK wOn’T nOtIcE!” And.... You’re right! Both of those things will happen. Also, if Neuroticism is the marker for psychopathy then women are more psychopathic than men. And where do women go too far? What do women need to change? “NoThInG! wOmEn JuSt NeEd To StOp TrYiNg To DeStRoY mY rEpUtAtIoN! i’M nOt A fRaUd AnD a ChArLaTaN! i’M dR. GeEpGoRp!” Baaaahahahahahahahahaaa! Bwahahahahaha! Ha!”
by Hym Iam November 5, 2022
Get the Psychopath mug.So... if I’m a lobster... and I’m at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy... and I want to fight the lobster at the top of the dominance hierarchy.... do I have to fight my way to the top of the dominance hierarchy one lobster at a time? Or do I just fight the lobster at the top? Yeah.... that’s what I thought.
Hym “Yeah, see. This is why your hierarchy thing is bullshit. Hierarchy doesn’t prevent the lobsters at the bottom from fighting the lobsters at the top. And here you are trying to run away. Scuttling your little lobster legs off. Trying to put as many lobsters between me and you as possible. And you need that. Yeah need the other lobsters to protect you. Which is not how lobsters work. And you need me to be obstructed be artificial hierarchy. Because what happens if I’m not? Everyone finds out you’re a charlatan and you lose everything? Is that what happens?”
by Hym Iam November 6, 2022
Get the Hierarchy mug.“I was a Marxist until I realized I was MoRe CoMpEtEnT (Better) than everyone and now it’s my money they would be taking.” ~ Dr. JeEpJoRp
Dr. Peepeestones “Do YoU rEaLly ThInK 400 mIlLiOn DolLaRs WoUlD mAkE yOuR lIfE bEtTeR!?!?”
Hym “Aw nah man that would be TeRrIBlE!!!”
Professor WeepWorp “If YoU dOn’T wAtCh It It’Ll DiSsApEaR!!!!”
Hym “OH NO!!! I have to be able to watch something diligently. I couldn’t ever do that!”
BeepBorp The Clinician “I wAs A mArXiSt!”
Hym “Aw nah man that would be TeRrIBlE!!!”
Professor WeepWorp “If YoU dOn’T wAtCh It It’Ll DiSsApEaR!!!!”
Hym “OH NO!!! I have to be able to watch something diligently. I couldn’t ever do that!”
BeepBorp The Clinician “I wAs A mArXiSt!”
by Hym Iam November 6, 2022
Get the Marxist mug.Hym “I’m not anonymous. You know exactly who I am. And you have to let this ‘If you said it to my face I would punch you thing.’ If I’m more capable of violence, I get to say whatever I want now? I’m also me with derision and contempt of the internet. I also don’t have a lot of Facebook friends. You constantly try to frame me as a narcissist but when you list the criteria, it just doesn’t apply to me. I said you would say that. About the attention? I said you would say it. RIGHT AGAIN! CAPTAIN ALWAYS RIGHT! See, I love how you draw a conclusion and have people on to try and legitimize that conclusion.”
by Hym Iam November 7, 2022
Get the Anonymous mug.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He buys twitter and the first thing he does is start banning people from the other side! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Look at how stupid those free speech advocates who those he was going to do something OTHER than that! You fucking idiots! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Every conservative commentator “Well, I don’t agree with it but if anyone should be banned it should be the other team.... Not me though.... I shouldn’t be banned.... I’m the good one... I care about free speech... For me... I would condemn someone other than Elon Musk for doing that.... To someone on my team... I’m allowed to be a hypocrite because even my own God knows that I’m a piece of shit who cannot adhere to my own moral standards... I’m good though... I’m going to go to heaven forever and/or become God.... I will escape judgement... hurray!”
by Hym Iam November 7, 2022
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