Zerofuku/Papyus

Hey! That's dope! He looks like Morgue! Very cool man.

Zerofuku/Papyus "Divine Punishment!"

Hym "OHO! This guy is dope! I'm totally on board! Morgue! Look! You're in a thing!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Women

But Jordan.... You think I need to be told what to do and unless I do what you won't associate with me. You literally apply the logic you attribute to the Muslim oligarchs TO YOUNG MEN and are constantly telling that what to do or how to change to be existentially superior to their current self.

Hym "Men shouldn't be shamed for their ambition... They should be shamed for their LACK of ambition. But that's what he does. He only tells half the story and then acts out the rest. And it's not WOMEN who should be watched and controlled.... It's men! It's 'cowardly' to do it to women but if you do it to men it's brave or something... Men need to be better so women can feel better about... Getting slutted out by fat cocks and then marrying you... or something..."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023

Thankful

What am I thankful for... Hmm...

Hym "I'm thankful foooooooooooor... My shear existential superiority to all others... A level of world changing brilliance that no man (or woman) with ever surpass... That no one can escape death... That God was both stupid and arrogant enough to create the impetus for it's own destruction and brazen enough to slight me specifically that I may kill it myself... Ummm... Meat. Cows taste good... Anime and Video-games and television/cinema are really reality's only redeeming quality... So those too... Carbonated beverages... And coffee... Aaaaaand... The signed portal gun Dan is totally going to give me. BOTH SIGNATURES DAN! Uuuuummm... That is all."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

Jungle Fever

It's a classic. Basic premise is this: This Italian chick dates a black guy... That is all. The brothers and the parents don't like it very much.

Hym "You ever watch Jungle Fever? I haven't seen that shit in forever. Prime Wesley Snipes and Spike Lee. Classic."

by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

The Simpsons

Is not nor has it ever been as good as Family Guy. Or American Dad.

Hym “The Simpsons just isn’t that good. Sorry.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

Naivety

Will get you exploited... But by whom?

Hym "Naivety will get me exploited? By whom? By Dr. Jeepjorp? Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones is going to exploit me!? But he's God's prophet! And you my think 'Well, exploitation isn't a sin' but wouldn't that constitute a sort of behavioral deceit? And now you think 'Well, I'm willing to deal with the consequences." Ha! And it's like... You are not ready to 'deal with' forever drown world. That shit is horrific. That is some messed up shit. No one is ready to deal with that. Hahahahahahaha!!!"

by Hym Iam August 02, 2022

That was incredible

Pretending to do gay sex on camera

Hym "That was incredible... You're clearly going to burn forever for doing that you know that right?"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024