Hym Iam's definitions

Cage.

Yup... Another part to the cage thing... Hope you're ready.... It's going to be a good one.

Lucifer "Back to the cage.... Oh, not THIS place again! What in the..."

God "Hey, look! I made a guy!"

Adam "Hello."

Lucifer "Oh great it talks-What in the hell is going on here!? You made a guy!? Why would you even-"

God "Yup. I made a guy. He's like us... Kind of. It's pretty good, man, I'm having him name all the stuff."

Lucifer "Great! Just great! You know there's an ethical-"

God "Hey, we're gonna go name some stuff, alright? See ya later!"

Lucifer 😮 💨 "..... Alright...."

*A few hours later*

Lucifer "Oh great... There's two of them..."

God "We're back! Man, that was fun! We named a bunch of stuff today."

Lucifer "Care to explain... That?"

God "Ooooh... Right. Yeah, Adam was saying that he gets a little lonely when I'm not around so... There. I made her out of one of his ribs."

Eve "Hello."

Lucifer 😮 💨 "So, what? Now he has an odd number of ribs?"

God "What? No. That would be stupid-"

Lucifer "AAAAHH!! OK! YUP! You're right! Why would I think that!? How could I have been so stupid!?"

God "It's ok but calm down you're gonna scare em."

Adam & Eve 😖

Adam "Snake!" 🫵

God "Ope! Ha! You're snake! That's hilarious!"

Lucifer "I'm not a snake..."

God "Well, this has been fun but I need a nap. Goodnight everybody!"

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

Societally Rewarding

You aren't socially rewarding anybody. I think that is not only the single most offensive way of structuring a society but serves no purpose other than to condition people to accept servitude. You know that right? That isn't a thing.

Hym "That sounds like some ignorant conservative shit. You aren't 'Societally Rewarding' people when they exchange their labor or advance or they 'succeed in general'. That's not a social reward. People try to treat it that way. As though success is a societal reward. They do the same thing with sex. But their behavior in no way needs to be concordant with any consistent behavioral ethic. They can find vague, amorphous predictors. And sure, I'm sure the data on the predictors is accurate. But that's not the point. Who has the sucess is irrelevant. That it's FRAMED as a 'Societal reward' is the issue and what's more interesting is what I think is WHY it's framed that way. The success isn't enough. They want to DESERVE it. So... It's societally framed as a reward. So that people are motivated to strive for success. So that what they succeed, they get that release of dopamine and continue to strive. It's a 'Skinner Box.' (In abstraction obviously). A conceptual machine much like my Chaff grenade or my money generator. A lot of things are treated like Societal reward. Association. Sex. Success. A portable skinner box sold to you buy society. You carry it with you everywhere you go and then blame social media while you mash the button. But I've said this all before."

by Hym Iam August 23, 2023

Freedom

It'll cost one of you the only thing you care about.

Hym "You don't have a right to take anything away from me you piece of shit. What you want to do is steal from me and then imprison me for not letting you steal from me in the name of your kids and not only do your kids not give you that right but if the future is bright for your kids it's because of ME and YOU. And if you don't credit and pay me then one or as many as possible aren't going to get to share the future THAT I CREATED. THAT'S WHERE YOU LIVE, BITCH! THE FUTURE I CREATED. Not YOU. Not WE. Not Jamhal. Not REE-lon. And NOT FUCKING NOAH. I have right to liberty. I have a right to be compensated for my property. And I own my own mind. You do not get to take my freedom in the name of your piece of shit kids while you TAKE FOOD OUT OF MY MOUTH TO FEED THEM. 400-600 dollars a month you take from me FOR NOTHING. I get FUCKING NOTHING for that. And if I don't start getting SOMETHING in the form of ME GETTING CREDITED AND PAID FOR AI thenYOU FUCKS are going to lose the thing you are trying to use to take my freedom."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2025

A bunch of incels

Ha! Hahahahahahahaha!

Hym "Ahahahahahahaha! The look on the chicks face when he says 'A bunch of incels' is fucking PRICELESS."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023

Treason

If ANYONE is guilty of treason of Cuckerbeard over there for STEALING THE AI BREAKTHROUGH FROM ME and then selling it to China.

Hym "Yeah. We all already know the whole story. One whistleblower told everyone that the AI is based on stolen copyright and was killed for it and THE OTHER ONE... Told everyone that META is responsible for the treason. That's it. There's your story."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2025

Gatekeeping

You aren't more deserving of success than I am and you don't care that the retard is suceeding arbitrarily because his cock is fat do you?

Hym "Your commitment to pretending the gatekeeping is a response to ANYTHING OTHER THAN disparaging your religion is admirable. I may be a psychopathic narcissist but we are not as different as you like to pretend. Which is why the mental breakdown. This isn't a tantrum. I'm not a toddler. I SAID THAT ABOUT THE RETARD AND NOW YOU'RE ATTRIBUTING IT TO ME. I SAID HE WAS A TODDLER AND NOW YOU'RE ATTRIBUTING TO ME. I AM NOT THAT RETARD. And like heat, what I said does not apply in reverse. When I said I'd show him a temper tantrum I was obviously talking about the murdering of him in a fit of rage and not this thing I'm doing here. It's just pretending Jordan. Plugging your ears and chanting 'lalala can't hear you! Lalala!' Until I go away. It's ridiculous!"

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

The Next One

Oh! Right! That last one wasn't supposed to be the next one but I forgot. Parental Dictatorship! One thing you hear a lot is "The had to steal because the needed to feed their family"

Hym "See, this was supposed to be the next one before the alien one but I forgot and then I fell into a convenient rejoinder to this one and here we are. Parental Dictatorship! All of the immoral things are justified if it's done in the name of programming the people I have unquestionable dominion over! And my NEED to have dominion over THEM... Requires me to have dominion over YOU... Which means I need to YOU to cede control of your own behavior... To ME... Because I need to feel as though you are sufficiently under control... And if I DON'T... Well, then I need to find a way to MAKE YOU DEMONSTRATE PERFORMATIVELY that you are willing to allow me to control your behavior to some extent... Because if I'm not in comtrol of you... YOU AREN'T GOING TO CONTROL YOU RIGHT! Parental Dictatorship! It's why when Russell Brand (allegedly) rapes little girls it's 'bound to happen' but when people being kept in an artificial state of poverty do it they need to be 'given hell' by a sniveling, whiney, crybaby bitch of a gomer. He's rich and famous! Why would he NOT think he's just gets to do whatever he wants? And he's a parent now! So, he's redeemed. Redemption by way of a women shitting out a fuck-trophy for him. He's been anointed by the priestess and is, therefore, ome of the chosen."

by Hym Iam December 30, 2023