Hym "I mean, he's never met Snow White in his life... And it's like... If the kiss doesn't work... And it DOESN'T wake her up... You know... Then what? Does he try again? Second smooch doesn't work... Now what? 'Well, I guess she's not my true love!' And then he just walks away? I don't know... The gears are turning... You know what I'm not even going to pretend. He's sticking his weiner in- It's- That's not even- It's the middle ages, alright? He's sticking his weiner in. The fact that the kiss worked is plot-armor. But wait... What if the kiss doesn't work but the weiner DOES? Is it... Is that fine then? Because he kisses her TO WAKE HER UP, right? Like, 'for the purpose' of waking her up. That was the goal. So... What then?"
by Hym Iam January 17, 2024
Hym "JOHAN WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS GIVEN UP FOR AN EXPERIMENT WHERE THE MOTHER HAD TO CHOOSE WHICH OF HER TWIN DAUGHTERS SHE HAD TO GIVE UP!? WHAT!? WHAAAT!? OH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING NUTZ! WHAT!? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! I THOUGH HE JUST CROSS-DRESSED TO ACHIEVE HIS GOALS! BUT HE'S A FEMALE WHO IS A TRANS-MAN NOW BUT CROSS-DRESSES AS A WOMAN SOMETIMES!? HOOOOOOLY FUCK, MAN! WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT SHOW!? I tried to watch it but only got a few episodes in... WHAT THE FUCK!? AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE GAVE HIM UP TO SAVE HIM OR HERSELF AND THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE HE EXPERIENCES FROM THAT TRAUMA IS THE IMPETUS FOR HIM TO BECOME THE SINGLE MOST EVIL CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF ANIME!? HOOOOOOOLY SHIT! FUCK ME, MAN... DAMN!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
That... Uh, yeah... That is rough. I don't take pleasure that. 😖+🤦+🤏 I just want out if the cage. Jesus Christ...
Iam "Oh man... 😖+🤦+🤏"
Hym "You have to know (by now) what I'm going to say right?"
Iam "Holy shit man. That is rough. I hope that's not us."
Hym "No. It isn't us. Why are you so desperate to do this to us? Huh? Is it better than just letting me out and leaving me alone? Giving me my fair share and going on with your life? No. Because me losing is all that matters. You don't want to have to give up your invisible weapon. 'We reserve our right to wield this against you until the day you die' Well, how's that working for you?"
Iam *sigh* "Why? I just don't understand... You have to see how messed up that is, don't you?"
Hym "There is no 'why.' They're just doing it to do it at this point. You don't have the right. Just give it up."
Hym "You have to know (by now) what I'm going to say right?"
Iam "Holy shit man. That is rough. I hope that's not us."
Hym "No. It isn't us. Why are you so desperate to do this to us? Huh? Is it better than just letting me out and leaving me alone? Giving me my fair share and going on with your life? No. Because me losing is all that matters. You don't want to have to give up your invisible weapon. 'We reserve our right to wield this against you until the day you die' Well, how's that working for you?"
Iam *sigh* "Why? I just don't understand... You have to see how messed up that is, don't you?"
Hym "There is no 'why.' They're just doing it to do it at this point. You don't have the right. Just give it up."
by Hym Iam June 08, 2022
Hym "SHADDOLL SUPPORT! NOOOOOOOO! SHADOW'S LIGHT AND DUALITY!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I SOLD ALL MY SHADDOLL FOR KASHTIRA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" 😨
by Hym Iam August 29, 2023
Hym "I did say I wanted a dome. Golden Dome. Even better than Israel. Actually, the one we currently have is already better than the Iron Dome and is called 'The Aegis.' But yes. This is a thing I want."
by Hym Iam April 17, 2025
See how this idiot can take something I said years ago butcher it, pretend it doesn't apply to himself, and get his sycophantic guest to arf and clap to a point that he is manually making banal.
Hym "When I was talking about the chosen. I was refering to mating selection and that's what Joe tries to tie in there. And it's funny because one of the guys I used to play DnD with laugh at the fact that I "trolled" Joe and named his character after that rant specifically. What an absolute hack. Failed comedian and actor who rode the coattails of the UFC to success then monetized and monopolized the social network that he literally fell into face first. Absolute fucking bum and a hypocrite."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
Hym "And THAT is the REAL progressive position on rights. 'Women's rights are more important than yours or mine.' Says the shit-lib. That is not equality. They do not what equality why would I even pretend to give it to them? You're not. I'm better. Than the guy who said it and that hippy slut. The first 'Self-Made' female billionaire was made by me. And that is their entire racket. They don't want women to be more equal in the sense that they are lacking some kind of rights... They want women to be more equal in an animal farm sort of way. And they will take your rights away to do it."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025