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Hym "He... Heheheheheheh... That's a good bit."
by Hym Iam January 5, 2024
Get the He mug.Hym "Wait! What!? SHE WAKES UP! AT THE START OF THE MOVIE SHE WAKES UP! THE TRUNK IS OPEN! And then her phone starts going off in a bag next to the car and then she struggles to reach for it for like 35 seconds before she realizes that the guy is coming back and then she continues to reach for the phone! GET OUT OF THE TRUNK, BITCH! GET OUT OF THE TRUNK AND RUN! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! IS THIS BITCH RETARDED!? SHE IN THE TRUNK NOW MAKING PHONE CALLS AND, LIKE, PUSHING ON THE TRUNK! THE TRUNK WAS JUST OPEN BITCH! WHY DID YOU NOT GET OUT!? Oh... Her spine is broken or something... Well then the name is a misnomer. They should have called it Trunk: Broken Spine... She has access to the internet!? She's getting notifications from Facebook and shit and she has a- SHE'S GOOGLING HOW TO GET OUT OF A TRUNK! POST SOMETHING TO YOUR FACEBOOK! 'HELP! I'M IN A TRUNK! THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE GUY! MY SPINE IS BROKEN!' She even has her own GPS location! Oh my God! She is bad at this! I would be a way better trunk guy."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
Get the Trunk mug.Hym "The next Jordan Peele movie trailer just came out! And guess what it's called? HIM! LIKE ME! HA! It looks dope. It's got Marlon Waynes. Looks like a slasher flick."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
Get the HIM mug.Oh? You're going to release all of it? Wonder where he got that idea... Hmm... Good plan. Genius even! You might become a world renowned genius and archetypal figure!
Hym "Yeah, see!? When you're in dire straights I AM THE THING YOU EMULATE. Clearly the strongest living entity. And best. Better than everyone. Literally the greatest. I called dibs on it (if you recall). That's 3 now. Wait 4... Wait, no, 6. Wait... Steven, Mark, Todd, Jordan, Kanye, Andrew... Yep... 6. 6 famous millionaires. Tippy-top of the food chain. I can't figure out a way to sneak 'personal information' in here so... There..."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2023
Get the Personal Information mug.Hym "It was the butthole molestation bit! That's what you're offended by! Oh gosh-golly! There. See? I knew I'd figure it out eventually."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2025
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Hym "Your general awareness of me DOESN'T MEAN you have to do anything to stop me from hammering retards and drowning prostitutes.... But it DOES mean you get to take credit for my ideas... As punishment... For NOT murdering retard fucking sluts? Or talking about strangling whores? Hows the saying go? 'Those who do not care about saving others are not themselves saved.' It's bizarre. And you can't even say I'm being judged by my own measure because for what did I judge anyone? Fucking retard? Haven't done. Being a retard? Haven't done. The only measure by which I'm being judged is STILL just 'Have you been anointed by the priestess!? No!? Then you are still unclean!!' In this quasi-religious fucking women worshipping cult kind of way. It's sick. You're all sick."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
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Hym "There's your answer. People are what's wrong with people. You are a fickle, indifferent, cruel, selfish mob. You will sit there and do this to me and then wonder why people kill each other. 'BuT mUh mEnTaL iLlNeSs!' Maybe it isn't. You ever consider that? I mean ACTUALLY consider it. Maybe it is just easy to justify internally (but AGAIN I repeat myself). Every time it happens you get that little flood of righteous indignation. And now you have someone to punish. And we love to punish. It's an affront to your very being because humans are social animals. You're not just YOU. You're you, you (as an abstraction), and you (in aggregate). It could have been YOU. It could have be YOUr other half. It could have been YOUr little YOU. How could anyone want to harm the aspect of God that is YOU?
Hym "There's your answer. People are what's wrong with people. You are a fickle, indifferent, cruel, selfish mob. You will sit there and do this to me and then wonder why people kill each other. 'BuT mUh mEnTaL iLlNeSs!' Maybe it isn't. You ever consider that? I mean ACTUALLY consider it. Maybe it is just easy to justify internally (but AGAIN I repeat myself). Every time it happens you get that little flood of righteous indignation. And now you have someone to punish. And we love to punish. It's an affront to your very being because humans are social animals. You're not just YOU. You're you, you (as an abstraction), and you (in aggregate). It could have been YOU. It could have be YOUr other half. It could have been YOUr little YOU. How could anyone want to harm the aspect of God that is YOU?
But it didn't. Thank God. Not this time at least. 'BuT tHiNk oF tHe ChIlDrEn!' What children? The children that only 60 million out of 330 million people have? The children some people shouldn't have because they aren't fit to reproduce? I shouldn't say it like that. It makes it sound like a YOU problem. The children who (some of which) will inevitably grow up and kill people? Has there been a single generation that has gone without spawning a killer? No? That almost makes it sound like societies create them by default. Some more than others I'm sure. Oh! Maybe that's it. Maybe it's bound to happen. Who will it be? Maybe we can decide. Maybe we can all aggregate behind the scenes and arbitrate the process. Keep the number low. Maybe 3% of the population. It has to be someone and the Devil you know is better than the one that you don't. God ALWAYS requires a sacrifice and Cain set the precedent. We'll just pick one of the unclean. It's bound to be someone so it might as well be HIM. He doesn't have to do it (I guess) but we don't have to stop. There is no psychological luxury more sweet than to maltreat someone in the name of the 'good' I wonder... Did you do this to that other guy? How many other people are you doing this to?"
by Hym Iam June 1, 2022
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