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Hym "Aha! Somebody said it was C- work and it was literally worth a billion dollars! Hahahahaha! Two sentences and some of the general themes and it was good for a billion dollar movie, several full anime series, and is being used to represent a multitude of characters (one of which is Narcissistic Superman which is word for word what I said I would be!) Ha! Hahaha! Aha! That's fucking hilarious! Who said it was C- work? Was it Plagiarism guy? Which one of you was it? Ha! Fucking idiot! Hahahahahahaha!!! But surely if I'm such a sympathetic villain, you would want to change my life for the better wouldn't you? Ahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 8, 2022
Get the C- mug.And you know damn well that claims about my identity can be substantiated in a way that the claims about a transgender's identity can not.
Hym "You know damn well that with access to the right information I can substantiate any claim I've made about identity. According to Megyn you have (on some level) substantiated them yourself. And the difference between what I did and what you're doing is that I did it un-ironically. I un-ironically did exactly what you said, it didn't work for shit in practice, but it was wildly successful in theory. And NOW, you are trying to you're trying to deny me the outcome the success of the theory would grant so that I have no choice but accept the outcome your bullshit would grant in practical application. Which is nothing because it doesn't work outside of the theory unless you're content being a mediocre slave who does all of the work while women fuck cripples instead of you."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
Get the Well mug.Hym "He balances- Ok... Look... He lifts a guy up on to his shoulders, right? So the other guy is doing like a hand-stand on his shoulders... And then the other guy balances ON THE ORIGINAL GUYS HEAD WITH HIS HEAD and then THE ORIGINAL GUY it juggling while the other guy balances on his head! It is nuts! How is he doing that!? And then the other guy does the splits upside-down on the head of the guy! It's like balance a basketball on top of another basketball except on top of the top basketball there is like 200 lbs od weight! And like, how he gets up on the guys head is the crazy part... He just hops up! He just hop directly up on to the guys head! That CAN'T be real, can it? PatrickMutebi it call on YouTube. If it's real give him 1 million dollars. Give it to both of them..... I mean I just went to watch it again he just, like, HOPS UP THERE... Like... Is the video in reverse? Did he like, get up there off camera camera and then film it in reverse? There's not fucking way he just hops up there like that! If it's fowards give them 1 million dollars. Don't do it if it's in reverse. There's no fucking way he just hops up like that..."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
Get the Patrickmutebi mug.Hym "What has Elon ever done other than dump money in to imitations of things that already exist? Dump money into other people's ideas and horde the credit for himself? Did he invented banking? No. Electric cars? No. Rockets? No. AI? No. He didn't. That was me! Because I AM BETTER. He said he did. But he didn't. And then he paid people to get in from of a camera and pretend he's not a retard. And now you're kids lives are at risk because he doesn't want to stop pretending. I'm never going to let this go. And I'm nothing if not incessant. The longer I wait, the less of a punishment imprisonment will be. The longer it takes, the less likely I am to let your kids live after I've gotten my money. Don't let a retard throw your kids life down the drain so he can play pretend."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
Get the Better mug.If the women's team has won 4 gold medals... And the bestbthe MEN'S TEAM has every placed is 3rd... How are they not doing a better job?
Hym "Conservatives are celebrating the loss of the AMERICAN WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM because one of the team members is an ideological dissident... But you know what they HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED EVEN ONCE? The US men's team winning any Gold medals! How many do the women have? 4!? And you can't even win once!? The only way the US men's team will ever win a gold medal is if they slap on some purple wigs and play as women."
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
Get the Gold medals mug.Oooohhh... Oh.. It's the society that wants me fat and single... Well.... There you go... I live to please, I guess...
Hym "See how they still invoke society like some kind of deity? Society doesn't want anything. That's why I always talk about 'You'. Get it? But it wants you to be fat and single so you're going to do "good things" for it? And that good thing is the opposite of what it wants? That doesn't make any sense. And there is an ethical dilemma there. Not inherently good. If your kids are (in anyway) a hindrance to me then it isn't good for society because society is (in part) me. I'm like 1/350,000,000th of the society demon and, you're right, I do want me to be fat and single BUUUUT you getting fucked by a Not-me doesn't do anything for me. Certainly not anything good. Seriously. You're a not-me and then you fuck a not-me and then shit out another not-me. I gain nothing and lose political power. You literally devalued my vote in 18 years. Nothing good happens to anyone who isn't you when you do that."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
Get the Society mug.Weren't you the one talking about BLM protests being "mostly peaceful" and bailing people out of jail? 6 billion in property damage because "ThEy HaVe InSuRaNcE!"
Hym "I mean, they look like mostly peace protest to me! What's the difference? Could it be... Who's being protested? No... It couldn't be... Is it because the people being protested are the Jews!? Nonono, wait... The mostly peaceful protests guy... Who defended the BLM protests... Is condemning the OBJECTIVELY AND RELATIVELY LESS VIOLENT CAMPUS PROTESTS!? How the actual fuck is this happening right now? Are we in the twilight zone- Oh wait! It's Hell... HA! I forgot where I was for a second! It's the memory shit that gets you! DAMN! That is WILD though. Right or wrong, the BLM protests were over superfluous police violence... And these ones are over genocide... And NOW... He's condemning the latter... Even though if you had to choose one between the 2... I mean, you see the point I'm trying to make, right? And I'll take a second to take a point for myself. I'm the first one to make this connection. I'm a genius. Good job me. People are getting paid to do this guys... And I beat them to the punch every time! Best pundit of all time! Better than everyone!"
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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