Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Hey.... Want to know a secret?"
Iam "Yeah, sure."
Hym " Not you idiot! The viewers at home!"
Iam "Oh.."
Hym "You ever see a guy do one of these 👈 (without making physical contact) across the small of you girlfriend or wife's back as he walks past her? Do you know what it means? What about you Iam? Do you know?"
Iam "...I don't want to say..."
Hym "It means that the guy fucked your wife! Hahahahaha! Fucked her real good! And I'm not even joking! That's actually what it means! Guaranteed! 100% of the time."
Iam "You don't know anything about body language cues...."
Hym "But am I wrong?"
Iam "......"
Hym "That's what I thought! As a matter of fact, I will bet literally anyone 1 million dollars that is you have seen someone do that ☝️ to your wife or girlfriend then that guy has done this 👌👈👌👈 to your wife! Hahahahaha! 100% accuracy!"
Iam "Yeah, sure."
Hym " Not you idiot! The viewers at home!"
Iam "Oh.."
Hym "You ever see a guy do one of these 👈 (without making physical contact) across the small of you girlfriend or wife's back as he walks past her? Do you know what it means? What about you Iam? Do you know?"
Iam "...I don't want to say..."
Hym "It means that the guy fucked your wife! Hahahahaha! Fucked her real good! And I'm not even joking! That's actually what it means! Guaranteed! 100% of the time."
Iam "You don't know anything about body language cues...."
Hym "But am I wrong?"
Iam "......"
Hym "That's what I thought! As a matter of fact, I will bet literally anyone 1 million dollars that is you have seen someone do that ☝️ to your wife or girlfriend then that guy has done this 👌👈👌👈 to your wife! Hahahahaha! 100% accuracy!"
by Hym Iam April 15, 2022
Get the Body language cuesmug. Hym "I was going to say 'What, was this written by daily wire?' Unfrosted? The Jerry Seinfeld thing? Yeah, terrible! It's- I gotta start doing these as soon as I think of them. I would be getting beat to the punch like this if I sat down and did them as soon as I though of them.... BUT I HAVE TO WORK.... AT PLACES WHERE I DON'T ACTUALLY NEED TO BE BECAUSE I CREATED A.I. AND AM A GENIUS... And I can only take so many bathroom breaks to write shit down and then I get out of work and forget. This sucks. I need to hurry up and murder these kids! I am really dragging things out but, you know, Blue lock has another season coming out..."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the Unfrostedmug. Assume? Isn’t not an assumption.
Hym “Assume? It’s not an assumption. It’s an inference. I’m seeing action and inferring meaning. Which is what I should be doing. Should I, instead, ignore incongruence between action and speech? I think not. I don’t think I will. I’m not going to let you do this. I don’t have to so I’m not going to. There’s nothing more to negotiate.”
by Hym Iam October 19, 2022
Get the Assumemug. Oh? Is that supposed to be a hard hitting interview? That’s definitely you not being a narcissist who doesn’t like being challenged.
Hym “Here you are interviewing tomato cans and acting like the guy is actually challenging you I mean Jesus... You barely said anything! Do you believe in God? ‘I don’t like the question because we don’t know what the words mean’ Bullshit! If I asked you whether or not you believed the central locus of change was at the level of the individual, you would know what the words mean motherfucker. You have beliefs. Tomato can. Brought there explicitly to not win. To put on the facade of a challenging interview.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
Get the Tomato canmug. Hym "How does this housewife stalker know who I am? That's what I want to know. Anyone? Who do I have to give a pair of cement slippers to to find out how this bitch knows who I am?"
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym ".............."
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym 😑 "ANSWER ME YOU DROOLING IDIOTS!!!" 🤬
Audience 🤤 🤤🤤🤤🤤"Daalloollooll *burp* Aahahahaha!" 👏👏👏 🤤
Hym 😡 "Argh! I am going to burn so many things over this!"
Iam "Just... Just try and calm down a little bit..."
Hym "YOU BE QUIET!!!" 😡 "I MEAN LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS!" 👇
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 *Parrots something I wrote YESTERDAY*
Hym "AAARGH!!"
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym ".............."
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym 😑 "ANSWER ME YOU DROOLING IDIOTS!!!" 🤬
Audience 🤤 🤤🤤🤤🤤"Daalloollooll *burp* Aahahahaha!" 👏👏👏 🤤
Hym 😡 "Argh! I am going to burn so many things over this!"
Iam "Just... Just try and calm down a little bit..."
Hym "YOU BE QUIET!!!" 😡 "I MEAN LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS!" 👇
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 *Parrots something I wrote YESTERDAY*
Hym "AAARGH!!"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
Get the Housewife stalkermug. Oops! The drone missed and killed a bunch of children. Oops! The alarm didn't go off and killed a bunch of children. Oops! We keep agreeing to a ceasefire but the drones just kill killing people. Oops! Someone canceled the weapons shipment to Russia and nobody knows who's responsible. Oops! Oops!
Hym "Oops! Error! Accidental drone strike in Gaza accidentally doesn't kill terrorists and instead kills kids. OOPSIES!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
Get the Errormug. You're a charlatan with a God complex. What ever you so will fail and literally everything I do suceeds. I need to be made to fail artificially for you to pretend to be competent and play thought leader.
Hym "Well, this position looks like it's winning but he still isn't resigning... So, shoot up a school once a month until he is de-powered and his sycophants are ferreted out."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
Get the This positionmug.