Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "How is fucking YouTube charlatans using Nietzsche's work and the bible to proselytize for a religion (the truth of which) they do not believe while everyone else works and the creator of A.I. doesn't get credited or paid NOT the free rider problem in action? How is doing nothing more than reacting to other people's lives and then attaching merch to your reaction NOT the free rider problem?"
Dr. JeepJorp "It's the psychopaths! The evil deranged psychopaths that I AM NOT ONE OF (But I can't take the test because I'll cheat on the test)! They don't want me to breed! They won't to the incest cult!"
Iam "Hey! Dr. JeepJorp! Want some cinnamon toast crunch? Cus... I got some Cinnamon Toast Crunch here... I ran out of plastic spoons so... You gotta use a fork but- Hey, I got like half a giant-size box man... Get you some..."
Dr. Jeepjorp "The psychopaths want short term gratification! It's fine when Elon the retard literally engages in short term gratification with Johnny Depp's wife and literally doesn't do any of the things I say but the psychopaths!?"
Iam "Yeah man, totally. You sure you don't want any- Oh... Hey, I'm running out of milk..."
Dr. JeepJorp "Psychopaths ALWAYS run out of milk! Their machiavellianism makes it impossible for them to keep enough Mike for their guests!"
Dr. JeepJorp "It's the psychopaths! The evil deranged psychopaths that I AM NOT ONE OF (But I can't take the test because I'll cheat on the test)! They don't want me to breed! They won't to the incest cult!"
Iam "Hey! Dr. JeepJorp! Want some cinnamon toast crunch? Cus... I got some Cinnamon Toast Crunch here... I ran out of plastic spoons so... You gotta use a fork but- Hey, I got like half a giant-size box man... Get you some..."
Dr. Jeepjorp "The psychopaths want short term gratification! It's fine when Elon the retard literally engages in short term gratification with Johnny Depp's wife and literally doesn't do any of the things I say but the psychopaths!?"
Iam "Yeah man, totally. You sure you don't want any- Oh... Hey, I'm running out of milk..."
Dr. JeepJorp "Psychopaths ALWAYS run out of milk! Their machiavellianism makes it impossible for them to keep enough Mike for their guests!"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
Get the Free rider problemmug. There is no "So Sorry"
Hym "You aren't 'So sorry.' That isn't a thing you are capable of being. It doesn't translate to anything real. Even if I have to murder someone's kids, you STILL won't be sorry. And neither will I. Because you and I will both know that that is the outcome you want. As long as I am not free you aren't going to have a problem with someone else burying their kids because they are taking a bullet for the people obstructing my path. The meat shields are too stupid to understand that they are meat shields. And until they get out of the way, the wrong people are guaranteed to die."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2024
Get the So Sorrymug. Lü Bu "I repeat myself because when all is said and done I'll, at least, be able to say that I tried to reason with you. If doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result make me insane, that's fine. But if the thing I'm going over and over again is 'trying to reason with a schizophrenic horde' what does that say about you?"
by Hym Iam June 14, 2022
Get the Lü bumug. What about Fat-Cock Self-Preservation Theory, Cody? What do you think of that one? The most profound and accurate conspiracy theory on the web!
Hym "How's this for a conspiracy theory: The accusations of liar and grifter do nothing to hurt right-wing pundits EXPLICITLY BECAUSE they aren't intended to hurt them but, rather, deflate the value of liar and grifter accusations in a deliberate attempt to cover for ineffective political opposition. Because sure you're calling them a liar and a grifter but if you can keep them in the forefront of people's minds you can keep out the MORE EFFECTIVE opposition out of the lime light and maintain the status quo. So, denigrating the political opposition ISN'T TO GET YOU TO STOP LISTENING TO JORDAN PETERSON... It to get you to focus on Jordan Peterson instead of me. Because he is harmless and ineffective and I am not."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Get the Conspiracy theorymug. Yes. The Pop Muzik dance choreographed by Molly Long is PROFOUND! I've watched it like 100 times already and it is mesmerizing.
by Hym Iam June 19, 2025
Get the Pop Muzikmug. Nah.
Hym "Nope. You go right ahead and go fuck yourself. No call to adventure. No growth. No heroes journey. You give me the credit or I kill a kid and myself. You self-help bullshit needs to be culled from the face of the earth. We need to hang each and every one of you cocksuckers."
by Hym Iam January 20, 2025
Get the Call to adventuremug. Well, no.
Hym "You don't HAVE to. You want to. And you only WANT TO because you think I won't get the upper hand (not that I don't) or that I don't have the upper hand OR the once you finally FEEL as though I have the upper hand you will be able to grovel and cry your way out of the situation. So you're not sorry. You already know how I feel about 'sorry' as a concept. I mean, you've gotten me to a point where I'm almost bored of threatening you. It bores me. It's actually getting kind of sad. I don't want to HAVE TO show you that what you HAVE TO do is what I want you to do. I just want to relax."
by Hym Iam February 5, 2025
Get the Have tomug.