I also don't have to accept your framing of the situation as a matter of fault vs blame and I don't have to let you control my fucking mind. If you do not pay for my work in accordance with my 5th amendment rights and you don't give my right not to associate with people who are actively stalking and harassing me then I'm going to revoke your daughter's right to life. Give me MY rights and do it now or I will take your kids.
Hym "It's not a matter of fault, it's a matter of cause and effect. And I've proven the targeted harassment is both real and happening to me and I'm not going to let you using me as a test case so you can claim that doing this doesn't get your kids murdered. But YOU will let a butthole molested mental retard uses YOU as a sentient pocket-pussy so HE can claim he's better than me. So there's that. I don't have to let you do thus and get away with it."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
Get the Cause and effectmug. Hym "The old yeller angle is free! So free! God you guys are bad at this! Wow, honey, it's- Look... Say the words... That I said... Do it! It's easy. It wins there. Cite some Peta and veterinarian stats. Easy W. It just works there. Why lose when you could win? It doesn't make any sense. What are you doing? It's- You're just- You're just not doing that right. I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2024
Get the Old Yellermug. Hym "Just to hop in here real quick to say that the reason for the blasphemy laws is that the explicit intent of all religion IS to infect the body politic. Like a disease or a virus. That's the entire point of it. To spread. But I'll leave you to it. You're doing a great job! 👍😁👍 I have to use 'in comparison to me' in a sentence now so... There."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2024
Get the In comparison to memug. And not anything else.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
Get the Mentally disabled clientmug. Hym "Nah, I actually ended up liking Matthew. I wanted to hate him though. I felt the same way about the Robert Greene guy (I think his name was). The 27 rules of power guy. I don't know what it was about him but I wanted to hate him. I really did. But he actually ended up winning me over. Meh 🤷 ♂️ what can you do?"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2023
Get the Matthewmug. Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"
by Hym Iam October 09, 2023
Get the The God you worshipmug. Hym "Hahahahaha! I LOVE that that is your response to that question! Ha! 'Stumbled upon.' That is PRICELESS! You know, speaking of magnets, that brings me back to my fat-cock pheromone theory. I bet you a million dollars they have some kind of pheromone-adjacent property. I'm pretty sure I told someone to study that but I'm still waiting on it to get back to me. Hurry it up! "
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
Get the Stumbled uponmug.