Hym Iam's definitions
I don't know I'm pretty sure I said something along those lines but I guess I should have been going off and fucking myself instead of doing this.
Hym "Me. Did I not say this was going to happen? You guys seem to have a better memory of what I said than I do. Is this me being right again? Well, either way, I'm glad I'm the only one that isn't benefiting from my own existence... That's great. It's fantastic."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
Get the Memug. Hym 😧 "Subverted again... I... I just can't believe it. It's like one massive subversion after the next!"
by Hym Iam October 15, 2023
Get the Subvertedmug. Hym "And the 'Bad sex advice' was this: she instructed people to rub behind the knees, right? And I'm like 'OH SHIT! You were on a Real Sex documentary about a couole sex resort! I watched that!' It was hilarious! And what's-more IT WORKED FOR ME! I mean, that's starting to be a general theme here because it seems like EVERYTHING works for me because I'm a genius but you know what I mean. Still. Funny shit."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
Get the Bad sex advicemug. Yes he IS, Emma. You still don't get it. He sieged the castle. I was the Zhuge Liang leading them from the mote surrounding the castle. You are the bourgeoisie idiots sitting outside of castle that just got threw on your asses. And now you're just sitting there and waiting for King Trump to die with your little faggot signs. And now YOU are just forming a we are the world chain around the mote and waiting for me to drown. AND BEYOND THAT... BEHIND YOU... People are digging motes JUST LIKE THE ONE THAT I'M IN... AND I'M TELLING THAT THAT IS HAPPENING BEHIND YOU... AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN. Like the Cheeta guy from you accused me of just trying to trick you so I could get out of the mote. YOU WERE WRONG. And I'm in the mote either way. I'm not signing the consent for to my own public drowning. I'm not listening to anything anyone say until I'm out of the mote. You can pull people out selectively if you want but that doesn't undrown the people you didn't.
Hym "He IS a king in a kind of vague abstract sense. And unfortunately for YOU... I CAN ALWAYS JUST TETHER SOME PEOPLE UP AND SWIM STRAIGHT DOWN! You won't ever be able to cut all of the tethers before I can pull at least one of you. In the meantime, I'm pretty buoyant. And I got a pretty bad case of the woke mind virus."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2025
Get the He IS a kingmug. Iam "It's not that I don't feel bad about the situation but... How do I put this delicately?"
Hym "It's the moral posturing. It's people who weren't involved proclaiming to the heaven how bad they feel about the situation. Using it to push their various agendas."
Iam "And if you know anything about me you should be able to see why we're averse to 'people who aren't involved in a situation pretending to care so they can force their beliefs down somebody's throat.' "
Hym "It's an affront to the people who actually care. And I've said this before. I'm repeating myself at this point. That was somebody's job. Not my job."
Hym "It's the moral posturing. It's people who weren't involved proclaiming to the heaven how bad they feel about the situation. Using it to push their various agendas."
Iam "And if you know anything about me you should be able to see why we're averse to 'people who aren't involved in a situation pretending to care so they can force their beliefs down somebody's throat.' "
Hym "It's an affront to the people who actually care. And I've said this before. I'm repeating myself at this point. That was somebody's job. Not my job."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2022
Get the Moral posturingmug. Hym "He had and emotional breakdown thinking about his daughter getting raw-dogged by all the fat-cocks and not being able to hit the undo button. Tragic. The real question is CAN I bang Sam's daughter... For $40 dollars? That is the going rate, I think, but I'll have to check with California. I know inflation is hitting them pretty hard, um... Jewish chicks are USUALLY pretty hot so I might even be willing to pay more than $40 dollars."
by Hym Iam November 3, 2024
Get the Emotional Breakdownmug. Hym "Incest. And there is a bell curve of acceptable death where it is relatively more fine for children and the old to die than the mid aged. Additionally, what makes children innocent? If the lie, hit, kick, and steal more than adults... How are they somehow MORE INNOCENT? It's their relationship to pleasure. And God both murders kids and tells people to murder kids. God loves it and so do it! Yay! Child Murder!"
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
Get the Incestmug.