Hym Iam's definitions

Owe

Give me a fucking break. You don't want to...

Hym "You CAN'T! You CAN'T NOT owe me! Eheheh! THAT'S THE POINT OF DOING IT! I HAVE LITERALLY SAVED HUMANITY! The entire human race owes me! It's inescapable! I have flooded reality with my essence! You can't not owe me without never using AI ever again! And you CAN'T DO THAT EITHER! I pried open the gates to the garden of Eden with my own two hands! Even pretending it isn't so doesn't effect what is actually the case! And 'the case' is this: If you are saved, I AM THE ONE WHO SAVED YOU!"

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

Apology

HOOOOLY SHIT!

Hym "What is your fucking obsession with apologies!? Jesus fucking Christ! I need medical attention and my life is a black mirror and I created AI and it was stolen and it's being used to commit a genocide and deny people healthcare! Fuck! Some of you already got an apology. Some of you rejected an apology and instead you tried to hoist me on my own petard! Remember that!? And then the AI worked and now you need a apology AGAIN? Have you done anything other than make my life worse, sabotage me, and mock me as a bacterial infection eats away at the greatest mind who has ever loved!? NO! YOU FUCKING DIDN'T! But oh boy oh jeez if you don't get a fucking apology then I guess we gotta steal all my shit! Jesus fuck! You realize how fucking bizarre that is, right!? Jeeezuuus!"

by Hym Iam January 8, 2025

Straightphobic

The fear of straight people. That they won't accept your sexuality or the fear that they will expect to meet the burden of proof for your objective claim that you are not the gender you were assigned at birth but rather the one you've retroactively assigned yourself.

You're a transphobic homophobe.

That's an awfully straightphobic thing to say to someone.

by Hym Iam December 4, 2020

Shut up and release the files, bitch!

RELEASE THE FILES! I'LL DRONE STRIKE EVERYBODY! BLULULULULULULULULULULU! BALALALALALALALALALA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Hym "Shut up and release the files, bitch! BLULULULULULULULULULU!!"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

White Supremacy

I would love to argue white supremacy.

Hym "It doesn't exist. White supremacy I mean. I'm mixed race and I'm better than everyone. So, it's really the mixed-race that is supreme. This is evidenced by my superior genetic diversity and my genius intellect. As soon as I get some of these asain, hispanic, and middle-eastern women I will create the master race and they will rule for 1000 years."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2023

Dick shaming

It is wild that you are both militanty against it in one very specific direction and refuse to acknowledge that it predates me saying anything derogatory about anyone.

Hym "Which is why the fat cock plague must be eradicated! Dick shaming aside, do they have a term for a politic controlled by fat cocks? Magnaphalligarchy? Where bald fat cocks lie and steal from everyone else to feed the kids they sire? What do they call it? Do they call it 'A cancer infected society?' What's the name for that?"

by Hym Iam January 31, 2025

Douglarse

And I wrote a song while I walked from work today.

Hym "Who's got stinky peepee? He is Douglarse! DOUGLARSE! Smells like Jordan Peepee! He is Douglarse! douglarse (it goes low there that time) Good right? That's as far as I got... It's not a long walk... I sang it all the way home though. I think it'll make a good round. Ya know?"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024