Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Better yet, if you want to know who controls you. Look at who you aren't allowed to sympathize with..."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
Get the Controlmug. 275,000 instances of people's constitutional rights being violated.
FBI Guy "But it's fine because we'll just try super-duper to not do that anymore but we need it... For like.... Defense?"
Hym "And what is the ACTUAL ratio of active threats stopped vs violations of people's rights and failures? Because I know there was one school shooting that was reported to the FBI because he said online that he was going to do it and then a year later he did it. And then there's ME. So that is (at the very least) 275,002:? To what? 275,002:10? 285,002:100? I find it hard to believe that you have used what is essentially a surveillance apparatus to stop more that 275,002 active threats.
FBI Guy "But it's fine because we'll just try super-duper to not do that anymore but we need it... For like.... Defense?"
Hym "And what is the ACTUAL ratio of active threats stopped vs violations of people's rights and failures? Because I know there was one school shooting that was reported to the FBI because he said online that he was going to do it and then a year later he did it. And then there's ME. So that is (at the very least) 275,002:? To what? 275,002:10? 285,002:100? I find it hard to believe that you have used what is essentially a surveillance apparatus to stop more that 275,002 active threats.
And what it SOUNDS like you're saying... Is that it doesn't matter that you violated the rights of 275,000 people and potentially fail to stop active threats more often than you succeed... Because you can just scapegoat individual FBI agents and then keep the surveillance apparatus and that's supposed to be just fine with everyone? And what exactly has happened to the people whose rights were violated? Are they even aware that that is something that has happened to them? I mean, it sounds like you should have a class action lawsuit on your hands. Unless, of course, you're trying to claim that having your rights violated doesn't damage you in any way. No. I think they need to tell the FBI Guy to go fuck himself. Abolish 702. You need to find a different way of doing you job that doesn't run the risk of violating people's rights."
FBI "But we can tweak it so that stop violations of rights AND keep the surveillance."
Hym "What could you possibly change about a surveillance apparatus to prevent the violation of rights what the surveillance apparatus IS the violation of rights? 'Surveillance apparatus' and 'violation of rights' are synonymous in this instance. And how have these people whose rights you've been violated been made whole since the violation of their rights? It think you just need to abolish 702."
FBI "But we can tweak it so that stop violations of rights AND keep the surveillance."
Hym "What could you possibly change about a surveillance apparatus to prevent the violation of rights what the surveillance apparatus IS the violation of rights? 'Surveillance apparatus' and 'violation of rights' are synonymous in this instance. And how have these people whose rights you've been violated been made whole since the violation of their rights? It think you just need to abolish 702."
by Hym Iam December 26, 2024
Get the Abolish 702mug. To an AI researcher!? I'M THE REASON THE AI WORKS, MARK! YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME A BILLION DOLLARS YOU FUCK!
Hym "Hoooooly shit! I'm not even asking for a billion dollars and I invented the fucking AI! People are TURNING DOWN a 1 billion dollar offer and THEY SHOULD! Because these motherfuckers need to pay. How is LITERALLY SAVING HUMANITY not worth a billion dollars to you? Fucking clown! Pay or die!"
by Hym Iam August 1, 2025
Get the 1 billion dollar offermug. Hym "Wait... You guy know that I'm the original guy who was talking about the weaponized schizophrenia right? There were never 2 weaponized schizophrenia guys. I'm the only one. I did it under a different name but the Gmail account has always been the same. If you trace my emails back to when Urban Dictionary still had rejection letters that still went out you'll see that I still have rejection letters. Right? No you. Something something non-sequitur. That was all me. The hot ones where purple. When I said I was Noah I wasn't claiming to be Noah and I elaborated when I said it both in the actual post and in the subsequent post. That's were the Gojo powers come from. Reversal Red (No you) Blue is something-something non-sequitor. And Gojo say something about twilight in the incantation before using hollow purple. That's a reference to me saying chicks were into Robert Patinson from Twilight? Remember? That was me. Using Jordan's. Did a thing about the relationship between Jungian Psychology and anime. I'm doing a thing here guys this was supposed to come around full circle a lot faster than it did you guys are slow as fucking dogshit. And now we got mysterious orbs in the sky is the anti-spiral going off!? You guys need to hurry the fuck up then."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
Get the Mysterious Orbsmug. WHAT!? Have you seen this commercial!? They’re doing the thing! Look at it! Paco Rabanne I AM TOO! Aahahahahahaha!!!
Hym “Ha! Hahahahaha! Aha! That is priceless!”
Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”
Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”
Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”
Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”
Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”
Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”
Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”
Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
Get the Invictus Platinummug. Israel can eat a dick. The Jews can eat a dick. The Israeli Jews are getting more out of America than the America creator of AI! How is that possible? In what world? Well, a world where the Jews think they are God. This is why Hilter. They attack Iran. It's 'preemptive self-defense.' You retaliate in any way shape or form? Terrorism. Who decides who gets nukes and who does not? Doesn't matter. The Jews don't have to submit to any other authority.
Hym "Um... No America does not stand with Israel. Ted Cruz need to stop lying over there because we do not give a single fuck about Israel."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
Get the America Does Not Stand With Israelmug. A Retard Fucker, A Child Murderer, and a Goblin Whore walk into group home for developmentally disabled adults. The Retard Fucker says "Please!!! stop raping me!!!", the Child Murderer says "I'm sorry!!! Please!!! It hurts!!!", The Goblin whore says "Wow! I guess that'll teach me to be a smart mouthed bitch" and she goes to jail for criminal negligence and her kids are orphans forever. The end.
by Hym Iam December 8, 2020
Get the Jokemug.