Lunacy

Hey, sometimes the lunacy is imposed, isn't it Dick?

Hym "Here it is guys. Today is the day. IIIIIT'S TIME! For the list of THE MOST acceptable reasons to commit spree killings (Don't actually commit spree killings)!!!

Starting off with #10: To participate in a 'Holy War.' It wouldn't be much of a 'Holy War' if nobody died and you can fix that. Manually.

Next off is #9: I've said it before and I'll say it again, 'General Lunacy.' You're a crazy person. That's not a moral statement. Ya just ARE. So, you gotta do what crazy people do. Because the alternative is what? Exactly.

#8: Your arch-rival (Or someone you don't like) really doesn't like it. I.e. SPITE. If that is a good enough reason to impose schizophrenia on someone it's a good enough reason to kill. Maybe you're like a Joker type. Batman doesn't like spree killings. Fuck him. Do it anyway.

This one's fun. Next up is #7: Genuine supernatural intervention. Like the black mirror episode! If a demon or something comes up to you and tells you to kill? Probably just kill. He's magic. He probably knows best. And if you DON'T do it... Well... He's probably going to do weird demons shit to you. And you don't want that.

Here we have my person favorite #6: Imposed/Weaponized Schizophrenia! You're not crazy. People ARE watching you. They know what they're doing and they're only doing it because they think you're not going to murder their kids over it. So, prove the haters wrong. With violence. 100% of the time.
Next is #5: To save people from twisted death tournament. Like Alice in Borderland. That shit was metal. 'It's the only way I knew how to save you...' Metal. Awesome reason to kill everybody. Very sad. Tragic even.

#4: Children of the corn type scenario. Let just be honest. Yeah, they're kids. BUT they're evil. They WILL sacrifice you to Corn Jesus. That's a fact! So you need to kill them harder. Kill them for Real Jesus. Or me! Intersectional Jesus. Prove that your version a Jesus is better than their version of Jesus... With murder...

We're down to the top 3 so let's hear it for #3: The Government. The government loves killing and it loves people who love to kill but the government is mostly old and feeble people. THEY can't kill very hard. So they want YOU! To kill for them. Probably for money. You need money. And the government is LITERALLY making you do it. Not your fault. And it doesn't count as 'Lunacy' for some reason."
by Hym Iam September 13, 2023
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Swole neurologist

Evil fat-cock?
Hym "Ha! I saw the article abkut swole neurologist but I didn't think it would throw conservatives into full-on shill coverage mode."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
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Other countries

Would have lost too.
Hym "You should be less concerned with other countries and more concerned with the overt, public, violations of rights that are actively happening to American citizens right now. I just had a guy I've never seen just walked in and called me by my name and then he looked at my chest, realized I didn't have a name tag, realized that he messed up, and bumbled his way out of the store. You need to read the words I am writing and understand that I am not going to let them take my life away from me. And if YOU as a politician are going to look the other way, I'm going to create consequences that equate to my life being taken. You need to stop slow walking because you're going to explain something to someone. Pick which explanation you would rather give and then do what I want you to do because we both already know which explanation you would rather give."
by Hym Iam February 09, 2025
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Guilt by association

Yeah, see? I fucking told you though, did I? I said "Hey, leave me alone. I'm just trying to have some fun here. I don't necessarily want these people associated with me (directly). That was in response to the first allegation of plagiarism. That what did you say, stupid? Huh? What did you say? You said, "Nah, Plagiarism again." And now fucking look at you. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Hym "Remember that? I said that, apologized in advance to stephen and dink and them.... And now this. Right? I mean... If it makes you feel better you got a pretty good speech out of it (THAT YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR) but yeah.... Guilt by association. That's why. I tried to tell you and you didn't want to hear it. Now look how stupid you look. I don't need to know you. Just because you live in this highly curated bubble where nothing you don't want to exist, exist; does not mean that I have to preserve you're little solipsistic garden of eden by going away for your convenience."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
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Guilt by association

Hym “Guilt by association!? Ha! That’s hilarious! But really. Look at yourself. A probably Jewish dwarf with a God complex. If not Jewish, Catholic. Probably got your bootyhole stretched. Why is the guy using my strategy telling me my strategy isn’t good? If it isn’t good, why are you using it? Streamline your revenue. Works better then what you were doing doesn’t it? You’re just listening to your betters. Which is what you should be doing. It’s what you were raised to do. I largely wasn’t raise so I don’t really have that defect. Oh hey, no one is coming to save you isn’t a good catchphrase. Isn’t it? Little boys getting molested. Locked down in their homes. Nothing to do but watch YouTube. Stumble across your channel. Just like I did. No one is coming to save them. What do they do? They listen to you instead of me. And look what happens. How many of them? Huh? Bet it’s more than zero.”
by Hym Iam December 02, 2022
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Consistency

It isn't that you fucking retard.
Hym "Yeah? Consistency or as Sam Sedar always says 'Your trying to redirect some of my fan base'? Which is it really? You can lie to your fan base but you can lie to..."
by Hym Iam December 04, 2023
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Too

Also.
Hym “I SAID THAT TOO!!! That’s all it’s ever been about. Me not treating people who think they are better then, me better than they deserve to be treated. That’s why you need me to lose to a retard. You need it. You need the smoking pistol. You need to be able to say ‘Oh ho ho! See!? If you treated us better you wouldn’t be worse than a retard!’ It’s pathetic and it’s what makes this whole thing artificial. And they only paid for it once! And if they had helped right in the first place I wouldn’t have needed it. Or not sided with the cripple OR that fucking whore wouldn’t have fucked it in the first place. we wouldn’t even be here! It’s not about me or what I did or how I behave. It’s you thinking I need to be taught a lesson and acting on it, (indefinitely) and using a whore fucking a retard to do it. And I said that was the case initially. You think you’re all so complex but the idea that I’M the one who needs to have introspection imposed on him? Look at your-fucking-selves! That’s a projection! You lack the thing you think I don’t have. But I SAW YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! Day one! Call this the sequel. The Bible 2: Rebibling. This is what you idiots are like. Un-Fucking-Believable!”
by Hym Iam October 21, 2022
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