Use words like: Humiliated. Panic. Backfire. Checkmate. Plan. Lose. Win. Manipulation. Shocking. Truth. Narcissism.
*How to hijack the YouTube Algorithm (Part Two)*
Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! He if I keep saying it then it's true!"
Hym "Your Jew magic doesn't work on me sissy! Oh! OOOH! WHAT'S THIS!? I'M GETTING A MESSAGE FROM GOD! He wants me to kill you all and kidnap all of your virgins! A strange thing for him to want but, I mean, who am I to argue with GOD!?"
Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! He if I keep saying it then it's true!"
Hym "Your Jew magic doesn't work on me sissy! Oh! OOOH! WHAT'S THIS!? I'M GETTING A MESSAGE FROM GOD! He wants me to kill you all and kidnap all of your virgins! A strange thing for him to want but, I mean, who am I to argue with GOD!?"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2025
Get the How to hijack the YouTube Algorithm (Part Two)mug. I like making the retard wait for shit. Because I think it's funny that he can't do it if I don't let him.
*retard in his retarded nasly voice* can I have blah blah blah?
*Wait*............................................
*Wait*............................................
by Hym Iam November 22, 2020
Get the Waitmug. Hym "Go Iam! Unleash your inner Psychopath!"
Iam "Unleash you? How? Why? Aren't you already unleashed?"
Hym "Yes."
Iam "I don't think people would like that very much."
Hym "I don't think they care either way."
Iam "Well, they don't but that isn't the point."
Hym "What's the point then?"
Iam "Well, they clearly think they are accomplishing something by doing this (because why else would they waste their breath). You antagonizing them isn't making it any better."
Hym "I like to stir the pot. 🤷 I don't really have any stakes in the game because I've been excommunicated. Might as well inspire the masses."
Iam "Well, I'm the one who's paying the price."
Hym "For now. Who knows. The future could be bright. And by bright I mean the world burns down."
Iam "Unleash you? How? Why? Aren't you already unleashed?"
Hym "Yes."
Iam "I don't think people would like that very much."
Hym "I don't think they care either way."
Iam "Well, they don't but that isn't the point."
Hym "What's the point then?"
Iam "Well, they clearly think they are accomplishing something by doing this (because why else would they waste their breath). You antagonizing them isn't making it any better."
Hym "I like to stir the pot. 🤷 I don't really have any stakes in the game because I've been excommunicated. Might as well inspire the masses."
Iam "Well, I'm the one who's paying the price."
Hym "For now. Who knows. The future could be bright. And by bright I mean the world burns down."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Get the Unleash your inner Psychopathmug. Sex.
Hym "No, not having sex with the pillow you stupid bitch. You put it underneath your ass use it to prop up (much like woman are in society) your lower half further up off the bed to get a wider range of motion (for thrusting) and a better angle on the box. Ya know? So, if you're like, fucking a fattie on an old mattress that has worn down springs in the center... That will help with that... So, yeah... That's 2nd use for a pillow... So, uh... What's this about a beach? You got an Instagram or something? What's going on there?"
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
Get the 2nd use for a pillowmug. The scientists didn't make the AI though. So, CLEARLY I'm more brilliant than 'the most brilliant scientists in the world'
Hym "Yeah, you have the most brilliant scientists in the world but they weren't about to do the thing some random guy on urban dictionary did so we stole from him and then did an mkultra on him. All to cover up the blatant treason committed by whoever sold the breakthrough to China."
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025
Get the Scientistsmug. No, I reject that entirely.
Hym "No. I reject that by virtue of DESCRIBING THE THING THAT IS HAPPENING TO ME, I am somehow liable for the fall out. I outlined the problem and created a solution for you. You didn't want to do it because YOU didn't want me to gain materially and now you're MOTIVATION POLICING. That is YOUR FAULT. YOURS, fuck-face. You didn't want to do the thing so that is the byproduct of YOU not doing the solution that was presented to YOU. I'm in a blackbox and have NO CONTROL over anything that is happening outside of the COMMUNALLY IMPOSED SELF-REFERENCIAL ECHO-CHAMBER I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN TRAPPED IN FOR YEARS. So, no. Fuck you you piece of shit. Open the cage or I'll drag your bitch ass straight to hell with me. I'm not guilty of anything here."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
Get the Guiltymug. More interesting than the Trolley problem because A. I'm a genius and B. You have an actual stake in the outcome
Hym "Here is 'The Bus Problem.' (and I think this is analogous to our current political climate) You and 5 other people are on a bus. The driver is headed towards a cliff. You are moving too fast to reasonably attempt to wrestle the wheel from the driver (as any resistance would likely result in you crashing the bus and killing everyone including yourself) You possess a gun and your attempts to reason with the driver have fallen on deaf ears. At what point are you (reasonably) justified in killing the driver to gain control of the bus? How close to the edge to you have to allow him to get before killing him is justifiable? And how much time to you try to spend reasoning with him after the threat of violence fails?"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
Get the The Bus Problemmug.