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Societally Rewarding

You aren't socially rewarding anybody. I think that is not only the single most offensive way of structuring a society but serves no purpose other than to condition people to accept servitude. You know that right? That isn't a thing.
Hym "That sounds like some ignorant conservative shit. You aren't 'Societally Rewarding' people when they exchange their labor or advance or they 'succeed in general'. That's not a social reward. People try to treat it that way. As though success is a societal reward. They do the same thing with sex. But their behavior in no way needs to be concordant with any consistent behavioral ethic. They can find vague, amorphous predictors. And sure, I'm sure the data on the predictors is accurate. But that's not the point. Who has the sucess is irrelevant. That it's FRAMED as a 'Societal reward' is the issue and what's more interesting is what I think is WHY it's framed that way. The success isn't enough. They want to DESERVE it. So... It's societally framed as a reward. So that people are motivated to strive for success. So that what they succeed, they get that release of dopamine and continue to strive. It's a 'Skinner Box.' (In abstraction obviously). A conceptual machine much like my Chaff grenade or my money generator. A lot of things are treated like Societal reward. Association. Sex. Success. A portable skinner box sold to you buy society. You carry it with you everywhere you go and then blame social media while you mash the button. But I've said this all before."
by Hym Iam August 23, 2023
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Drop-down prompt

I don't was to join your shitty newsletter you dumb motherfucker! If I wanted to join I would open the menu manually and sign up for it!
Hym "But no! You had to try and force it on me and now my phone is frozen! I can't read the article anymore and I have to close my app. Which means it's going to refresh my page! Which means I now have to go find your shitty article. Which I'm not going to do."

Iam "Hey, that's vaguely analogous to our situation. People trying to force information on us that we don't want. *Sigh* 😩 Just stop trying to force your drop-down prompt on my please. My phone sucks..."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2022
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Justice League: War

So, I'm watching this clip, right?
Hym "From Justice League: War. The one where Vandal Savage uses Batman's contingencies against the Justice League, right? And it's the part where the Flash gets a bomb bolted to his wrist, right? So Batman sends him to an iceberg so he can phase through it and shake the bomb off, right? But when the bomb explodes, ice shrapnel hits Barry and cuts his clothes and I'm like... How? How does that explosion propel ice... FASTER THAN THE FLASH in a full sprint? I mean, he's running in the same direction as the shrapnel so it was moving literally fast enough to catch the flash with a head start, cut his arm, and the shockwave sent him reeling. It shouldn't be possible. Especially with him running fast enough to run on water! Even then he could have just continued to phase until the explosion when off. Doesn't make sense. There you have anime logic at it's finest. Go watch that show if you haven't seen it. Especially Jennifer Lawrence. You definitely need to see it Jenny as you have no culture. Now go forth. I command it."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
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Steal

Theif. Not going to let you steal it.
Hym "You let them steal it your kids witll die for it. I don't care what you believe. And the longer it take the less I'm going to care about getting it back. You're going to make the mistake of thinking you can't stall it out but the old I get the less a prison sentence constitutes and actual punishment. "
by Hym Iam February 18, 2024
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Out

Oh? What is this I see? Did someone do what I told them again and is now out of the cage instead of in the cage? So that's you and Bill Cosby, nkw. Look at how easy lawyers have it. Megyn wants to talk shit all the God damn time.... Even Joe could be a fucking lawyer with how easy that shit is. MULLIGAN RETRACTED! I WAS right INITIALLY and AM always right. Too easy. It's just too fucking easy.
Hym "Ope! Look who's out of the cage! Immediately after I said the thing that (in theory) gets him out of the cage. It's too easy. You know, I gave you a chance to get out on your own but it was starting to look like you weren't going to do it. You're lucky I didn't leave you in there to rot for making me look wrong."
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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For your kids

It doesn't count. You said your identity is a good father and a good husband ect. Still just you.
Hym "And what do you NOT have now that you would have had, had you not 'sacrificed' it for your kids? Name one thing. Your youth? You would have lost that anyway. Opportunities? There are not greater opportunities than, teaching at harvard, working at the UN, or being a famous charlatan. Name ONE thing you ACTUALLY sacrificed for your kids that you do not have now. I mean you were busy 'working 80 hours a week" so, time with your kids? OOHHH!! 😱 THAT'S IT! You're God! That's the God complex! Right there! You sacrificed yourself... to YOURSELF so that humanity wouldn't have to suffer at your hands. It's the Christ sacrifice in abstraction! THAT'S the sacrifice you made isn't it? Hahahahaha! You know that doesn't count. I don't even have to debunk the claim! The atheists already did it for me! Ha! No. You aren't willing to sacrifice anything. You're not even willing to sacrifice your PRIDE (the sin you yelled at Elliot (I still thinknit should be Alan) for embodying) to allow yourself to be summoned. Even if the consequences are mangled retard skulls and bloated whore corspes."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2023
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Goal

Let's consider for a second the goal of the NOT-Mes.
Hym "Their goal is CLEARLY to deny me my every desire. Me being removed from the situation that is being imposed. Recognition for my contributions and a legal remedy for those situations. Treatment for whatever is causing my brain and/or skull to feel the way it does. To not work. But for 10 years and in spite of the fact that I am not hiding in any way shape or form, I don't even have a VPN, the name is associated with a Gmail account with my name on it... They are doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about the potential for child murder. But they will then turn around and use that as justification to do what they're doing. It's not even a fleeting thought to them. And it's revealing because if they thought I desired child death... Why would they not do anything about THAT? Not when I went to Walmart to buy a knife. Not the last time I walked out of my apartment with it and without my phone. Nothing. Because that was never that this was about. It wasn't ever about my TRUE identity. Which is what you're doing now. No True Scottsmen fallacy except direct at me. Never about 'safety.' And I revealed my identity 4 years ago in the form of a Etymology Riddle that people understood (In which case good job A+ and a gold star for today) or had translated for them and have been interacting with me on the basis of that since then. So, I'm not actually all that anonymous. I'm more 'dying' than I am anonymous. But this has nothing to do with safety and everything to do with depriving me of things."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2025
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