Definitions by Hym Iam
Unconditional Surrender
I accept your unconditional surrender! You can stop by my house tonight to bring me my money and give me the credit at your discretion.
Hym "I accept your unconditional surrender. You were a fool to let your children die to try and make yourself feel like you could tell me what to do. They died entirely because of you. It is entirely your fault. You and the media pundits that participated in the cover up. You should have ignored the retard and the charlatan. You have made yourselves and your country look stupid and no amount of Hilterian lie vomiting is going to change that. You have 24 hours to bring me my money and a doctor. You can give me the credit at your leisure or discretion."
Unconditional Surrender by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
Immediate Retirement
I can and will and if I'm am not allowed to do so in peace I am going to bet the only person who does not regret it.
Immediate Retirement by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
Lie
I don't think that's why she was murdered though. It wasn't a lack of commitment to shared values and I refuse to share you values. I also didn't order a senator attack.
Embarrassing
Yeah, Mike! This is pretty fucking embarrassing for you guys... You got a couple of senators who share my parents names murdered.
Hym "And probably some kids! You probably got a bunch of kids murdered too! You didn't let me stop the weaponized schizophrenia and you got a bunch of kids and a senator murdered because you wanted to embarrass and/or torture a sociopath to death. A sociopath who literally created AI in public. This is embarrassing for you. You though you were smart though... So there's that... That's the real important part... Look at how sad you made Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. Look at how sad they are. The secret is eating them alive. Eating them alive like bacteria and/or wormz in a brainz. Hey, I tried to tell you. I told you what you were going to do and think and you both did and thought the thinks I told you not to do and think and AFTERWARDS you cried like a bitch about it. But I'm dying. Clearly. So none of that is going to matter. You motherfuckers need to accept that I was right all along... Give me my money... And then eat a bag of baby dicks. That's what needs to happen here."
Embarrassing by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
Nah
Go fuck yourself. Fuck your kids. Fuck em in the face. The #1 offender (according to Tim Tebow) in the nation is biological fathers. So that's the REAL problem here. The daughter and sister molesters don't want to have to share! Joe Rogan doesn't want to have to share! Sharing is caring Joe!
Hym "Nah. Fuck you. Fuck your kids. Fuck your dog. Fuck your parents. Get the fuck out of my country so I can tell you to fuck your country. Fuck your God. Suck my dick. Your daughter is a slut. Your son is a faggot. If you have 2 sons they are gay with each other and if you have to daughters they are BOTH sluts. Gaaaaaay sluts. Fuck the Jews. Marriage is incest. Hilter was right. Being bald should be punishable by death. I was right about everything. The reason I'm here is not because I am a threat to kids but because fathers and brothers didn't know that it isn't OK for them to fuck their kids and siblings. That's why Sam Altman is getting credit for creating AI instead of me. His sister accused him of rape and I believe her. I'm basically Jesus and anyone who questions the incest will suffer my fate if my fate isn't prevented at all costs. Child murder solves all problems."
Even if
AND! AND...
Hym "EVEN IF... You needed me to think of a way to do it... An infection has been eating away at my brain for like 2 years now... So... I can barely remember whether or not I have to work tonight... Not that remembering schedules was my strong suite before not but, yeah, my cognition is down like 45%. I what saying it before. Unless I recover, you aren't getting anything profound out of this guy any time soon. I mean, I'm still better than the imposters though! Just beat one in Tekken the other day. Still the ultimate man."