Hym Iam's definitions
Did he have schizophrenia? REALLY?
Hym "Did he REALLY? Did he REALLY have schizophrenia? Or were you doing to him what you are doing to me? Obstructing his ability to make money. Sowing doubt. Surveilling. Harassing perpetually. Was it REAL or was it NOT REAL. I mean, that's kid of why you can't trust Christians on this topic, ya know? Because they struggle with that?"
by Hym Iam September 11, 2025
Get the Did he REALLY?mug. Hym "Not the B2s! Anything but those! How are we supposed to bomb things... Stealthily!? Don't just crash them into eachother! At LEAST dump their payload first! Damn! That's like 4 billion dollars!"
by Hym Iam October 28, 2025
Get the B2smug. Ya know, I don't think that is my role...
Hym "I don't think it is my role to protect women who won't fuck me and children I didn't sire... AT MY EXPENSE (because I have to both labor to support myself or I starve and die AND I have to pay a 3rd of my income to subsidize their lives to some extent)... AND THEN... If I end up getting nothing in return... It doesn't matter because YOU are not ME and it isn't your problem... Because of my role... We don't have to give a shit about eachother's problems.... Until your kids get fucked in the butt. THEN... THEN... I have to care SO MUCH... That EVEN IF I'm a criminal prisoner who will never know freedom again from the rest of my life... I have to be mad about your kid... And rape and murder the guy who did it to them FOR YOU... For free... And that's my role... OR ELSE I DON'T GET RIGHTS or 'status' (which is basically being able actualize both rights and privileges to a greater extent than everybody else)... And you get all my shit..."
Solipsist "Yup. Uh huh. That's it."
Hym "And then I murder a kid and kill myself and I win immediately."
Solipsist "Er- Wait... Don't say it if you're not going to do it!"
Hym "Or what? You'll make me murder your kid and kill myself? OK. You can bring a gun and a kid here whenever you want I'm literally just sitting right here and I don't have anything better to do NOR DO I WANT TO DO ANYTHING BETTER FOR YOU. So... That."
Solipsist "Yup. Uh huh. That's it."
Hym "And then I murder a kid and kill myself and I win immediately."
Solipsist "Er- Wait... Don't say it if you're not going to do it!"
Hym "Or what? You'll make me murder your kid and kill myself? OK. You can bring a gun and a kid here whenever you want I'm literally just sitting right here and I don't have anything better to do NOR DO I WANT TO DO ANYTHING BETTER FOR YOU. So... That."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
Get the Rolemug. Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.
Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"
by Hym Iam September 25, 2023
Get the Dr. Swiftmug. Hym "I did say I wanted a dome. Golden Dome. Even better than Israel. Actually, the one we currently have is already better than the Iron Dome and is called 'The Aegis.' But yes. This is a thing I want."
by Hym Iam April 17, 2025
Get the Golden Domemug. by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
Get the Propertymug. The government isn't "Not tyrannical" because it is just.
Hym "It's not tyrannical because the inevitable outcome of tyranny is upheaval. So, what do they do? Broaden the distribution of culpability for modern problems and the strife of their constituents. Maybe a little covert tyranny will go unnoticed. Maybe some overt tyranny whenever you can find an excuse. And as long as they condition us to be averse to violence we will remain passive. The status-quo will be maintained."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2023
Get the Tyrannicalmug.