Welp...
Hym "I'm just going to assume that if I was giving away people's likeness someone would have brought it up and I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2023
No, actually, you're boycotting stires that participate and if you don't think that the ACT of "boycotting a store because gay" doesn't translate to "Not hiring because gay" or "Not associating because gay" or "Not promoting because gay" or "NOT BEING ALLOWED TO PROMOTE FOR FEAR OF BOYCOTTING (See Dylan Mulvaney)" or "Not treated with respect because gay" then you are a retard. And how is that NOT oppression?
Hym "How's about this: If they don't like pride month, here's a compromise... Instead of doing a MONTH, just have all of the gay shit in ALL of the stores that WOULD be there for Pride month except all the time! Then, we'd get to watch all hell break loose as conservatives try to boycott all of the stores! There would be no where left to shop! Gayness everywhere! Anus everywhere! Bwahahahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 24, 2023
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
WOMP! WOMP! WOMP! WOMP! You said the word of the day!!!! I had a thing for hypocrisy primed and ready to go! I've been waiting for a good time to use it (be i would like to use some of these in person) but I guess I'll do it now! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Hym "You want to talk about hypocrisy? I got one for you! Ok! So, for the sake of protecting people's identities, we'll call the first guy 'Tyrone.' Why 'Tyrone?' Because the name is cool and the aesthetic of it pleases me AND it's the black equivalent to a 'Chad' in the redpill community. Tyrone (a black man) was fired from his job at a group home for the disabled for leaving 2 out of the 3 clients unattended for 15-20 minutes while he took the 3rd client to his day program. He was not told that the other 2 clients could not be left alone together and other employees had done the same in the past. On the other hand we have... let's call her 'Kendra (a white girl) the retard fucking whore' was NOT fired for leaving 2 out of 3 of the clients unattended while she rode the big ole' schlonger of the 3rd client (something that the retard had insinuated was happening on several occasions, his room smelled like sex, his blood sugar reacted almost exclusively to her presence, the manager stated that one of the other clients had came to her with an accusation, and I was fired for not reporting them) while the second client would watch and go to his dedicated masterbation room to act out what he saw (something the SHE WOULDN'T LET HIM DO WHILE SHE WAS THERE BUT OTHER EMPLOYEES WERE TOLD TO ALLOW HIM TO DO) Is that not a blatant hypocrisy? Not that their race is particularly relevant... or maybe it is. Maybe they're also racist."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2022
The act of creating myths or mythology.
Hym "I see the propensity for people to mythologize... Everyone has their own little theory, don't they? As to why I did this. And the funny thing about the truth is 1. You wouldn't know the difference and 2. You wouldn't believe me if I told you 3. You wouldn't even believe THAT I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. And the truth is: It couldn't have been more of a whim. I just felt like doing this one day. Consequences be damned.
Hym "I see the propensity for people to mythologize... Everyone has their own little theory, don't they? As to why I did this. And the funny thing about the truth is 1. You wouldn't know the difference and 2. You wouldn't believe me if I told you 3. You wouldn't even believe THAT I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. And the truth is: It couldn't have been more of a whim. I just felt like doing this one day. Consequences be damned.
It was completely arbitrary. It couldn't be any more trivial to me. I think that's why Jordan hates it so much. Sure. There is a little spite sprinkled in but that retard mocked my pride. I just felt like doing it. But the mythologizing doesn't stop at what's happening to me. You see that in the ethos of some of these culture critics. It's like ancient Greece and your 'Mindsets'and your 'Grinds' and your 'Hard work' are all just 'Hephaestus' and 'Apollo' and 'Zeus'. You see, if you sacrifice 2 goats and a goose on a Tuesday 'Grind' will reward you with 20 virgins! And it's like 'Give me a break dawg. Do they like fat cocks? Do they like having access to unlimited money? Do you have either of those things?'
Captain Fat Cock "Um... Well... They don't like the 'Money' they like the 'Security' "
Hym "No. You're trying to eject us both into semantic space. What you're doing is compartmentalizing abstractions that are vaguely associated with money and it looks like this : ___Money__
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A B C D
And you're pointing to ABCD but that's still just money.
Captain Fat Cock "They like other things, see? I figured it out in my thinky thoughts."
Hym "Right, but I like things other than Playstation. I like working out. But I'm GOING to play Playstation."
Captain Fat Cock "You SHOULD be working out! It'll please Mindset and Hard work!"
Hym "Oh? Instead of doing the thing I want to do I should be doing the other thing? Ooooooohhhh... Ok. Good idea! Great even!"
Captain Fat Cock "Um... Well... They don't like the 'Money' they like the 'Security' "
Hym "No. You're trying to eject us both into semantic space. What you're doing is compartmentalizing abstractions that are vaguely associated with money and it looks like this : ___Money__
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A B C D
And you're pointing to ABCD but that's still just money.
Captain Fat Cock "They like other things, see? I figured it out in my thinky thoughts."
Hym "Right, but I like things other than Playstation. I like working out. But I'm GOING to play Playstation."
Captain Fat Cock "You SHOULD be working out! It'll please Mindset and Hard work!"
Hym "Oh? Instead of doing the thing I want to do I should be doing the other thing? Ooooooohhhh... Ok. Good idea! Great even!"
by Hym Iam March 26, 2023
When you make a comparison between two things and the person you're tries to argue that you're trying to claim that there is a moral equivalence between one of the things you're talking about and the comparison.
Iam "Fallacy of moral equivalence is such a lazy argument. I'm not saying that you are like Jesus and you're fans are like lepers. What I'm saying is this: Sometimes, in life, we can't always be for people what they want (or even need) us to be. And I see that it pains you a great deal. And that's ok. And I can relate to that. Not because I'm like Jesus..."
Hym "But because I'm better than Jesus. Like, 2 maybe 3 times better. At least. I'm obviously not a filthy leper. If that were the comparison I were making than I would OBVIOUSLY be God because I'm the one watching the thing happened. But then I would be a filthy abomination..."
Iam "I wasn't fin..."
Hym "You were finished. I doubt you even had a point."
Iam "I was going to say that I understand the feeling and that you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. I think back on my life and can see that if I changed maybe 3 things everything would be so radically different that I wouldn't even be the same entity. So, if the present is the future's past, you don't really have to do all that much. Just 3 things."
Hym "That's the problem with the rest of these morons. They're trying to do too much. And they're obnoxious. And they don't give me enough of their things. Everyone needs to give me their things. I need them more than they do."
Hym "But because I'm better than Jesus. Like, 2 maybe 3 times better. At least. I'm obviously not a filthy leper. If that were the comparison I were making than I would OBVIOUSLY be God because I'm the one watching the thing happened. But then I would be a filthy abomination..."
Iam "I wasn't fin..."
Hym "You were finished. I doubt you even had a point."
Iam "I was going to say that I understand the feeling and that you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. I think back on my life and can see that if I changed maybe 3 things everything would be so radically different that I wouldn't even be the same entity. So, if the present is the future's past, you don't really have to do all that much. Just 3 things."
Hym "That's the problem with the rest of these morons. They're trying to do too much. And they're obnoxious. And they don't give me enough of their things. Everyone needs to give me their things. I need them more than they do."
by Hym Iam April 07, 2022
Hym "But you did! It's probably better not to because it would totally discredit your position hahahahaha! That's hilarious. Hey, I wouldn't want to be associated with me either. (Which is why I omitted some names in my original draft) but, hey, I am clearly doing a great job over here. I tend to do that from time to time. Lemme just reach over here and give myself a little pat on the ol' backarooney *pat* *pat* *pat* Good job me!"
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022