Hym Iam's definitions

Not helping

Oh I know your not! Or, wait, who? I'm I supposed to be helping you? What exactly am I supposed to be helping you with, vermin? Is the 2 hour work day too much for you? Does being a piece of shit make it hard for you to scoop yourself into a garbage bag where you belong? Or out of a litter box because you're dogshit?

Hym "I'm not helping? I didn't know I was supposed to help. I thought I just did this thing... And then either die from brainz infection or murder a kids and kill myself. I didn't know I had to help you fucks as I hang half-consumed by the meat grinder that feeds the kids I didn't sire. Did you need my organs too? Because I'm not changing my donor status but I suspect your just going to take the organs anyway. I mean, current trends suggest that you're just going to take the organs anyway. What could you possibly need my help with? A.I.? Already did it. Ridding yourself of delusion? Already did that. Oh! Your kids! You need help ejecting the consciousness from their body! Of course... I was getting around to it but I feel like I would be doing all the work."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Sex Cop

Really..... You're going to show me that shit and you dumb motherfuckers admonish her for fucking her NOT RETARDED co-workers? That's the story huh? Not that she's fucking disabled criminals.... but that she's fucking NOT disableds.... This is exactly why you will never get the unity that you want. This is why your bullshit worldview will never be universalized.

Hym "Yeah.... Ok.... I no longer believe in body hair... I think you are all just so full of shit that it eeks out of your pours continuously... I'm at a loss for words.... No no no you know what? You're right. You're all clearly better than me. I was wrong. You CLEARLY know something I don't. Sex cop? Really!? Yeah, no I definitely need to improve myself because I'm clearly not good enough to understand sex cop = bad and retard sex cult = good. And you are. CLEARLY. You should all be the moral arbiters of what is acceptable behavior in society. I would probably understand if I wasn't so fucking inferior. That's got to be it. Maybe the retard gets it. I get it! She must not have gotten all of her work done after she fucked the other not retarded cops. That has to be it. It can't POSSIBLY be that you're all full of shit and I'm not. You're just better. As a matter of fact, Todd should be paying all of you! He should pay all of you for editing and producing the thing I wrote. I makes so much sense! I just..."

Iam "He's.... He's just going to keep going...."

Hym "My eyes are opened Iam! I've seen the light! I know see error of my ways! God! What could I have possibly been thinking before!? I need to turn my life around! Immediately! Everything changes today! I going to start by..."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2023

Authenticity

Yeaaah... yeah....

Hym “My authenticity was largely fueled by being in close proximity to a retard fucking whore but I was fired because I started to effect her mood (because she should be able to do whatever she wants without ever having to feel bad about it). You can blame her for that... because it’s her fault... fucking whore...”

by Hym Iam October 11, 2022

The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique

Oh, wait... Am I the Gojo!?

Hym "Oh wait.... Aw, I kind of wanted to be the evil one... Oh well! Still the greatest! Better than everyone! The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

Paul

AHA! HOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE IT! THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS! I LOVE THIS GUY! HE'S ONLY SAID 4 WORDS!!!

Paul "Yas es good summary"

Hym "PFFFTTT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Ah shit you spit Redbull everywhere! God damn it. (This one is sponsored by redbull)"

Hym "Ha! That's great! I agree. That was a good summary but it's hilarious that you said it that way.... Hoo.... Shit... I'm lightheaded... I laughed so hard I'm lightheaded right now..."

Iam "Man... I'm going to grab a wet rag..."

Hym "Grab me another Redbull while you're at it."

by Hym Iam January 30, 2023

Crude

PFFT! Ha! Well, fuck you too, bitch!

Hym "Ha! If by 'crude' you mean 'apt' or 'brilliant' then yes."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2023

Killing myself

Killing myself won't save you. Permanent. Immutable. Sysadmin status. And I the event of my death, it's just going to do whatever I would they do in the event of my death.

Hym "So if I get coerced into killing myself just so a retarded dweeb can feel like his imaginary friend is 'maintaining his sovereignty' I don't think I would be happy about that, do you? I don't know about you but I think I would want to murder that guy and his family from the grave. And everybody else for that matter. So no. You have also failed to make a concerted effort to keep me alive (in violation of the bodily harm clause). Not a loophole for you."

by Hym Iam October 25, 2025