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And how do you know...

Okay... So you think you did THAT... By doing THIS to me...
Hym "And how do you know... That THIS... Is not what the church is doing... To YOU? God you're dumb! How do you not see the parallel there? You are doing all this... And YOU THINK... That other people aren't already doing that... Except to you?"
by Hym Iam May 9, 2025
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It's too hard

Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.
Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
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Derivative content

The quality of the derivative content speaks for itself.
Hym "I don't have access to a list of the derivative content but it is ALWAYS critically acclaimed BEFORE I EVEN REALISE THE SHOW AND/OR CHARACTER IS DERIVED FROM MY CONTENT. I SAID I WAS AN OMEGA MALE AND THE WORLD SAID I AM THE SIGMA MALE. There is ALWAYS a point at which a character or show is revealed to be derivative of my content. It's always after everyone loves the content and the sucess of the show or the popularity of the character is ALWAYS precedes my shout out to the show or character. So no. Try again."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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Buuuuuuut

You're also authoritarian garbage who is just as bad at they are!
Hym "Buuuuuuut you're still shit. My contributions to things deserve to be recognized. You have a writer! You're reading someone else's work. People have read my work. You and your writer have been paid. I have not been paid. Netflix (One of the corporations you pretend to hate so much) has multiple shows that are directly downstream from this. Netflix has been paid. Todd Phillips has been paid. I don't care what I did OR said. If I'm not going to GET PAID ASAP I don't give a fuck if the country gets taken over by Nazi. I don't give a fuck about a racism OR a social justice UNTIL I AM TREATED EQUALLY AND AM GIVEN THE SOCIAL JUSTICE I AM BEING DENIED. None of that matters if I am not SEPARATE FROM THE PUBLIC. WE ARE NOT THE SAME."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
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Sarcastic

Hym "So is the brunette you wife or something? I might have to reconsider the dinner offer.... But no, you're allowed to be sarcastic."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
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Your position

Is going to be wishing I didn't murder this kid in a minute.
Hym "I don't give a fuck about your position if bloodshed has to happen for this to stop them it will."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
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Bitter

The opposite of sweet? I don't know I'm not a chef.
Hym "You don't sound very 'sweet' when you're referencing me. You sound a little 'bitter' every time you do it. Or 'salty' as they call it in the gaming community. Which aren't the same in terms of flavor but (surprisingly enough) mean the same thing in terms of behavior. It's funny. But, hey, did you guys think I was dead? I know this is unrelated, yeah, I'll just lob a few unrelated questions at you: did you think I was dead? Did you think you were the monotone monomaniacal villain instead of the depressed boy? Do you think you're proving a point? Are you aware of the fact that I am always the most reciprocating person in my friend groups and, therefore, should be accruing the benefits of being that? Did YOU write a Hypertext that was instantiated in (both) eastern and western cultures (the intimations of which NEVER conflate me with the references)? It was the molester whore and the brothel madam who were nonreciprocal (btw). I'm still convinced you're being a piss pants. You seem a little salty but that's ok. I forgive you."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2022
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