Hym "Presupposing both it's triviality and it's banality. Do it or else. I'm not going to let you get away with this and if your kids have to die for it that it's your own Goddamn fault."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2024
Get the Presupposingmug. Hym "So... If Elon is a super genius... And I created A.I. and he DID NOT do that... What does that make me? Super-duper genius? Super genius 2 (Get it? Like, Super Sayian 2?)? And, speaking of Musk's Biography... Did you bang Grimes? You NEED to redeem us all Chris- Wait! You're not a fat-cock are you? If the answers are 'No and Yes' or 'Yes and Yes' or 'No and No' I need you to grab a belt and find the nearest doorknob.... The only acceptable combination of answers is 'Yes and No.' Goddamn it... You know, what? I'll just do it myself. God... DAMN IT, Chris... You're almost as bad as Andy! None of this is working out properly! You need to screw women instrumentally... To slight my enemies... And hurry up and take your turn with Taylor Swift we need to hurry the line up this is all taking forever."
by Hym Iam February 17, 2024
Get the Musk's Biographymug. by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
Get the Why should I give it to you?mug. Hym "That is SUPER bad for the rest of you! Wow! Because he's the one getting the idea from ME, right? So his conception of how fast it's progressing should align pretty closely with mine."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2025
Get the Rightmug. OH! BRILLIANT! I (THE GENIUS SCREENWRITER THAT SUCCEEDED WHERE YOU FAILED) DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! IF ONLY MY BRAIN (WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CITED MORE TIMES BY MAINSTREAM INTELLECTUALS THAN ANY OTHER AUTHOR) WORKED MORE GOODERS!
Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!
Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!
Maybe the business that refuses to give employees full-time so that they don't have to pay for health or dental insurance should be held accountable for the quality of life they provide for their employees because even though the skill required is low they need an indefinite amount of labor. Labor that consists of staving off the homeless crackheads and panhandlers that frequent the store and scraping shit off the floor because people (apparently) don't know how to use a toilet. I can't work more hours because the managers have labor quotas and don't have any ours to give. And that applies to BOTH of the jobs I'm working. I already AM spending less money because the only thing I pay for is bills and food and drink. I eat one meal a day now. 'WeLl gEt AnOtHeR jOb!' Says the retard. Even doing that would lead to a transitory period where I would run out of money because jobs never start new employees at the beginning of a pay period. Meaning it would take at least a month for me to get a full paycheck. Hopefully I can convince my landlord not to evict me until I get paid. I would literally have to save up money to be able to afford to switch jobs to a job where I make more money. Assuming that anyone hires me (which would also take time). You come here and do it. I can sit and regurgitate my opinion into the ether for and hour and I can do it better than YOU, so, let's see you come down to hell and do my thing. They have to weaponize schizophrenia at you too. Let's see it."
by Hym Iam May 02, 2023
Get the Spending less moneymug. Iam "Uuuuuuuuh.... Yeah..."
Hym "PFFT!"
Iam "Don't-"
Hym "PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAD! GOD DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Laugh... God damnit..."
Hym "HA! Yeah, nonono, that! That shit is funny right there! Ohho!"
Iam "Salma I-"
Hym "Pffft! Ahahaha!"
Iam "Stop- It's... Look- I didn't expect it to be like this."
Hym "HOOOLY SHIT! I WROTE A FUCKING HYPER-TEXT AND EVEN I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY BOUT THE HERESY! I'M LITERALLY HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA IMPOSED ON MY BY THE RELIGIOUS! So.... Pfft heheheheheh... And a fat bald atheist bitch but... You know... Not you Matt. You're cool. I mean... You're fat and bald and an atheist but you're not who I'm talking about. Ha!"
Iam "Oh man this kills... This... Wow man... It takes a lot to embarrass me but.... Man..."
Hym "Oho! Wow is right! I never-in-a-million-years though that THIS would be this effective! Fuuuuuuuuuck me! Hey, am I Negan too? I'm curious now actually. I'm I LITERALLY my own favorite character in every show I'm in!? Mirio too? How many are there!? MAN!"
Iam "I'm... Sorry..."😖
Hym "Pfftthahaha! At least she's got a sense of humor about it! Damn! OHGODICANTEVEN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Hym "PFFT!"
Iam "Don't-"
Hym "PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAD! GOD DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Laugh... God damnit..."
Hym "HA! Yeah, nonono, that! That shit is funny right there! Ohho!"
Iam "Salma I-"
Hym "Pffft! Ahahaha!"
Iam "Stop- It's... Look- I didn't expect it to be like this."
Hym "HOOOLY SHIT! I WROTE A FUCKING HYPER-TEXT AND EVEN I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY BOUT THE HERESY! I'M LITERALLY HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA IMPOSED ON MY BY THE RELIGIOUS! So.... Pfft heheheheheh... And a fat bald atheist bitch but... You know... Not you Matt. You're cool. I mean... You're fat and bald and an atheist but you're not who I'm talking about. Ha!"
Iam "Oh man this kills... This... Wow man... It takes a lot to embarrass me but.... Man..."
Hym "Oho! Wow is right! I never-in-a-million-years though that THIS would be this effective! Fuuuuuuuuuck me! Hey, am I Negan too? I'm curious now actually. I'm I LITERALLY my own favorite character in every show I'm in!? Mirio too? How many are there!? MAN!"
Iam "I'm... Sorry..."😖
Hym "Pfftthahaha! At least she's got a sense of humor about it! Damn! OHGODICANTEVEN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam August 03, 2023
Get the Salmamug. No, motherfucker... I wrote the goddamn words that they say...
Hym “No no no motherfucker. I’m not being hyperbolic. When I say a character is literally me... I mean, I literally wrote the shit that they character says and/or am the impetus behind the character’s creation. Like... When Arthur Fleck says ‘What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that does nothing but abuse him? You get what you deserve!’ I say that it is me because I WROTE THAT. I wrote it in direct response to a statement made by a radio host about school shooters and ‘why they don’t just kill themselves’ and I wrote if HERE! Before the movie came out. No one had ever spoke that combination of words before me. The reason Homelander asks that PR rep a question and says ‘NOT RHETORICAL’ or when speaking about Black Noir says ‘He was worth more than all of you’ is because I WROTE THAT.
Hym “No no no motherfucker. I’m not being hyperbolic. When I say a character is literally me... I mean, I literally wrote the shit that they character says and/or am the impetus behind the character’s creation. Like... When Arthur Fleck says ‘What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that does nothing but abuse him? You get what you deserve!’ I say that it is me because I WROTE THAT. I wrote it in direct response to a statement made by a radio host about school shooters and ‘why they don’t just kill themselves’ and I wrote if HERE! Before the movie came out. No one had ever spoke that combination of words before me. The reason Homelander asks that PR rep a question and says ‘NOT RHETORICAL’ or when speaking about Black Noir says ‘He was worth more than all of you’ is because I WROTE THAT.
And the REASON he says the shit I wrote is because I said that I would be ‘Narcissistic Superman.’ The reason this other character watch to move to a certain city to start a new life is because I LIVE IN THAT CITY (Almost) and EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I AM. The REASON Gaku Yoneda speaks about humanities ‘Noble march towards entropy’ is because I WROTE THAT MONOLOGUE. He included me because I wrote a breakdown of his previous work and he must have liked it. About Kira’s downfall not being the result of his hubris but expecting his level of competence from an underling and the cultural significance of washing your enemies feet in Japan. He must have seen it. He must have liked it. The reason Goblin Slayer says ‘Souka’ in response to everything and is the way he is, is because I said I was like that and used to say ‘I see’ a lot. There is shit based on this. I relate to the character. YOU are COMPELLED by the character. You are compelled because I am compelling. My rhetoric is used by a multitude of people in a multitude of domains. I’m the guy who writes the shit your favorite psychologist says sometimes. Like.... some of them characters you like are LITERALLY ME. You guys are blowing me with that shit! Damn....”
by Hym Iam November 22, 2022
Get the Literally memug.