Hym Iam's definitions
Let me get this straight: Once a year, giant red pincer-spiders travel across what is now a city because they need to get to the ocean to breed... The Zoidberg episode is real?
Hym "Crabz are fucking stupid bro, damn. Everything is stupid. Jesus christ, why is everything stupid? Entirely unnecessary. Why? Why crabz? Why are you a thing? Why won't you cease to exist? In theory, they're fine I guess but holy fucking shit do I never want to be near or around one. What is the point of it? 'CoSmIc EnViRoNmEnTaL bAlAnCe, MaN.' Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Fucking hippy. Those. Are not. Necessary. Crabz!? Why (in the name of God) are you a thing? Fuck crabz. Crabz can- Oh wait, they're delicious... Right... Crabz are delicious- I'm glad people are actively killing them without me having to be there. If they're dismantled for consumption by the time I get to them they're less-gross. Hurray crabz murder! Vegan ethical dilemma solved. GO FORTH! MURDER ALL THE CRABZ! PROVE HUMANITY'S SUPERIORITY TO ALL BEASTS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
Get the Crabzmug. I just bought it and it looks great. The score is amazing and Gustauve still looks like a swarthy Robert Pattinson.
Hym "I see why people are playing Expedition 33 in such large numbers. And in a perfect world I could sit here and play, uninterrupted, as much as I wanted... But alas... Lucien sounds familiar though... Don't you think?"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2025
Get the Expedition 33mug. Hym "Nonononno. That's not what he wants. He wants me to have to lift a finger. You will all be incinerated before that happens."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
Get the Lift a fingermug. Hym "Just found out about the Georgia School Shooting that just happened. No details on a motive yet."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the Georgia School Shootingmug. Hym "I mean.... They were using me as a prop when they sat their and excluded me from the conversations that they were having about me while I was sitting there listening to them... So... That's why you don't do that... And now I'M doing that... Except harder. I tried explaining it to you but you didn't want to listen so.... There. How's that for dignity?"
by Hym Iam July 18, 2023
Get the Dignitymug. Hym "You're RIGHT, Bassem Youssef! Correct. They don't care about the Palestinian lives. They don't even care about the lives of their neighbors kids! Which is why I won't stop threatening them! The kids are a tool they use to assert dominion of other people's lives. Just like the Palestinians! That's their Jesus! As long as they have their perpetually suffering whipping boy gimp, they are justified in asserting dominion over other people lives! Because, yeah, their loves are shit... But as long as they have the whipping gimp they can point to it and say 'Well, you're not that guy, so, I'm justified in my inaction.' And in doing so they can selectively prevent people from haveing a better life than them. Even if your life is the direct result of external forces acting against you, deliberately. That's their Job. They don't care about your life. They care about clinging to the quality of life THEY CURRENTLY HAVE and preventing people they don't like from having a better life then them. It's preemptive jealousy. They prevent the negative emotion and connotation associated with jealousy IN ADVANCE... Because if they are jealous, everyome is justified in dismissing everything that they say. That's what they care about. That's all they are ever going to care about, Bassem. Until the chain of solipsism is broken, your lives are meaningless because... You're not THYM!"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Get the Bassem Youssefmug. by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
Get the Okie dokie thenmug.