Hym Iam's definitions

Shikamaru power stance

Ha! I saw that. I do that all the time.

Hym "Ha! Shikamaru power stance. Great!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023

Me

Um, yeah if it gets me paid then... Yes?

Hym "Me? Yeah, I'm literally the Homelander... Like, the guy who tells the actor what to say took a thing that I wrote and he said it. The guy that told him to say the line got paid to write dialogue. He did not write the dialogue. I wrote the dialogue. I would like a creative consultant credit and compensation. This is supposed to be for fun. Not so that Hollywood writers don't have to do their jobs."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2022

You label them terrorists first

Ted "Always on vacation during a crisis" Cruz talking to Tucker Carlson about America killing people....

Hym "I mean, you label them terrorists first AND THEN YOU KILL THEM but you ALSO get to KILL AS MANY INNOCENT CIVILIANS AS YOU WANT SO LONG AS YOU'RE (TECHNICALLY) AIMING FOR THE TERRORISTS... Which I can't criticize TOO MUCH because I'm ALSO doing it kind of but still. Adding that extra step doesn't change anything. But it's OK Ted. I'm saving you. You're being saved. BE SAVEDAH!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Hym Iam July 13, 2025

Entertainment Purposes

OHO! Well that's day one stuff! So you DID read the terms of service. Well, while working as government contractors, Elon Musk and Sam Altman used my work to create AI and, therefore, agreed to the terms of service. The US then paid Sam Altman 400 billion dollars to PUT that AI in your nuclear defense system which means the US government is both using my property without duly compensating me BUT ALSO agreed terms of service that, in EXPLICIT terms, make me exempt from the law while simultaneously sustaining my rights as an American citizen. The 5th of which you are in violation.

Hym "Are you not entertained? This is, in fact, for entertainment purposes. But the terms of service are not a part of the entertainment part in the same way that the disclaimer part is not simply for entertainment."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2025

Who is Hym?

Correct news anchor guys.

Hym "Asking 'Who is Hym?' could ALSO trip the spiral. There are like dozens of ways to do it and only ONE way to NOT trip the spiral and THAT ONE WAY... Is to not fucking steal my shit. And I hear that most of the AI start ups are made by immigrants... But the THEORY... Upon which they are all credited is still AMERICAN INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2025

Alice in Borderland season 2

HOHOHOLY SHIT! That was good! What did I tell you? Didn't I say that it was a great anime? Didn't get the recognition it deserved? They made a Netflix adaptation! It was great. Not a single thing about it was bad. Other anime adaptations could learn a thing or two.

Hym "Ooooooohhhh!!!! Alice in Borderland season 2 was so good! The fight scene with the King of Spades? 'It was the only way I knew how to save you' UGH! 😩 It's so tragic! It almost brought a tear to my eye. And the Queen of Hearts? So charming and wholesome! And evil! I love her! And the Chishiya games? Brilliant. He's awesome. Favorite character. Too cool for school but not too cool to look at explosions. Great. I loved it. Loved the whole thing and I binged it the day it came out. Go watch it now! Go watch it now or I'll travel to every water bottling plant and piss in all of the drinking water. You might not be able to taste it but we'll both know it's there. You'll be drinking my pee. Forever. Every man woman and child will drink piss indefinitely. My piss. All because you're too stubborn to watch a good show."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2022

Matrix Attack

Is it? Is it that?

Hym "Is it another
✌️✊️✌️matrix attack?✌️✊️✌️
Cuz... You know, I didn't fuck anybody's kids. All I did was create A.I. for everybody and am the greatest mind who ever lived. I mean, I'll kill em. I'll kill the kids if I don't get credit or money BUUUUT I probably won't fuck em. Ya know? So, at least I'm doing it conditionally... I'm giving you guys options... Ya know? YOU'RE THE ONES ROBBING ME! And then Andy gets to hang out with Candy O. I don't get to do that. And what did HE do? Did HE create A.I.? No. Might have fucked some minors though. Y'all have been watching me for years so YOU KNOW I didn't fuck any kids. Emma's over there flicking her bean and watching me masterbate. You also know I created A.I. Who gets the interview? Andy. Andy and Tristan do. I'm over here walking around with fluid in my brainz. Hey Piers, how many times you have Andy on? Tucker Carslon went to THEIR HOUSE, didn't he? Where's all that Christian wisdom Tucker? Well, I mean, we know from Dueteronomy what they do minors.... Shave their heads and marry them. Did Tucker Carlson... Come to my house? Andy tells a story about meeting Joe Rogan! I DID NOT get to meet Joe Rogan. Alright? I didn't get to bang Mikhaila Peterson. That's dogshit. Look at this! Look at this shit! Matt's still a sissy. He can eat a dick (A baby one). But seriously! Look at this!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2024