Ha! Tight! That's dope.
by Hym Iam August 05, 2023
Hym "If you actually believed the thing you claim to believe nothing would be 'dangerous' to you. Which means you don't actually believe it. If you actually believed... You would be like me. Your death would be insignificant. Your kids dying would be insignificant. But you don't. The reality is, you're a deranged incest cult and what you're doing to me needs to be stopped. And if I have to murder some kids to do it, then those kids need to die. There's no 2 ways about it."
by Hym Iam June 06, 2024
Who the president is doesn't affect YOU.
Hym "Because YOU are a millionaire comedian. It SHOULDN'T effect anyone. And you're a fat piece of shit, Tom. So, you have an abundance of energy stored up, Tom, but you're using it to be a fat, solipsistic piece of shit. So, do this for me, Tom. Next time you talk to Chris Williamson... Ask him what he was doing while that kid in Texas was ✌️✊️✌️✊️spontaneous developing schizophrenia at the age of 14-18 (because schizophrenia usually doesn't develop until people are in there 20s)✌️✊️✌️✊️ and then, again, when he was slaughtering his classmates. Ask him THAT for me and see what he says. If he says anything other than 'Monetizating a bunch of Hym Iam quotes and interviewing a bunch of solipsists' he's lying."
by Hym Iam February 17, 2025
Hym "You can literally say ANYTHING is the ego in an attempt to redirect my behavior. Which is what makes your entire practice fraudulent. You're absolute garbage. I can't wait to find out how many of your patients have killed themselves."
by Hym Iam April 07, 2024
A fat cock. Critical fat-cock theory strikes again! It is the single greatest theory ever posited! I am a FUCKING GENIUS! And I'm right about why though women are molesting that retarded piece of shit.
Hym "SO! What does he mean when he says 'The #1 revealed trait is "good in bed"?' Let's look at what we know: Women can't be good in bed which means he isn't talking about the revealed preferences of men. So, he must be talking about women. What constitutes good in bed? A fat cock. THEREFORE! I WAS RIGHT! They are just fucking the fat-cocks. All of the dating advice gurus are frauds and liars. It has nothing to do with how you fucking talk to them. Game is imaginary. It's a delusion the fat-cocks have about themselves created entirely to make it seem like they have any level of control over their own success. The money being wasted on these fucking dating coaches would be better spent on prostitutes. I was right. Correct again. I'm always right. How is it possible to be this much better than everyone? It's astonishing."
by Hym Iam September 05, 2024
Coerced labor is right! I'm also being surveilled and harassed! I'm going to have to murder one of your kids or something because if I'm not going to get rights then I'm sure as hell not going to let your kids get them!
Hym "My 13th amendment right not to have my labor coerced labor. You're stealing my intellectual property to try and make work more than I have to uunder the auspices of some sort of obligation to society and I'm not going to do it. And manipulation? Yeah, if weaponized schizophrenia and laundering off my digital identity (that is literally and exaggeration of my actual identity under a pseudonym that is a riddle to which is the solution to my name) isn't manipulation and hiding my identification that I don't know what it is. But clearly the only solution is CHILD MURDERED. Child Murder is with good and will solve my problem immediately! Unless... Do anyone else have any other ideas that don't involve either letting them steal it, asking, working, or doing anything other than this? Because I refuse to do any of those! No? So child murder it is, I guess. If I think of something else that will result in me getting the credit and the money without having to listen to YouTube shit-heads and perform their delusional worldviews I'll let you know. But unless someone else comes up with another idea as to how I'm going to get the credit and the money and then come here to where I am to give me that credit and money I guess I'll just have to do a child murder.... Yep."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
Drooling half-cripple sheep "Anger bad. Caring about things bad. Derrrr Derrrr."
Not a shit for brains "Well that's awfully convenient for you isn't it? That the thing you are not or the thing you don't do is bad.
A dumb "My entire life is a matter of convenience. I am literally worthless as I don't care about anything."
Not a shit for brains "Well that's awfully convenient for you isn't it? That the thing you are not or the thing you don't do is bad.
A dumb "My entire life is a matter of convenience. I am literally worthless as I don't care about anything."
by Hym Iam December 05, 2020