Hym Iam's definitions

Architect

I prefer "conceptual engineer" and there is only one of me.

Hym "Architect. Not plural."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

You do

Well, you know, you can say that you shouldn't have to but...

Hym "You do. And even if Ben Shapiro is correct about God owning my soul... You... You see how you just tried to steal God's property, right? So, your ass is gonna be extra crispy. Right? And you don't even know what a flying raijin technique IS. So I don't know what YOU'RE going to do to get out of hell but we can't both have a flying raijin signet on everybody. And Suchir told the truth so I know at least one person is getting in and, therefore, my escape is secure. But YOU... I don't know what the fuck YOU plan on doing to get out but I know one thing for sure..."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2025

Body Dysmorphia

My problem.

Body Dysmorphia consumed a large portion of my childhood. And adulthood I guess. I also clearly have some kind of dissociative disorder. I feel largely removed from my own body. As I see it, I'm electricity, trapped in a meat prison, trapped in a nitrogen/gravity bubble, trapped in a vacuum, trapped in a space/time fabric. Have I said this one yet? I can never remember which thoughts I wrote down.

by Hym Iam April 4, 2022

Mothers

Deciders of whether or not life has any value.

Hym "Being mothers and supporting abortion is like being a rape victim and supporting rape. Interestingly enough, there is no internal contradiction for a murderer supporting murder or a liar supporting lying. What else does this apply to... Hmm... Being a therapist and supporting the falsification/creation of mental illness? There's a contradiction there but it's weak... I might be on to something here... An adulterer supporting adultery? No contradiction... Being a police officer and supporting crime.... Contradiction.... A theif supporting theft... No contradiction... A molestation victim supporting pedophilia... Contradiction... Seems like the cardinal sins create no internal contradiction. Looks like that is the difference between a sin and any other ethic. Sin creates no internal contradiction between the act and supporting of the act... A false idol supporting the support of worshiping false idols.... Well... You could argue that a false idol might not want you worshipping other idols... They might want all the worshipers to themselves... Hmm... Maybe I'm a little off... Someone who doesn't keep the Sabbath holy supporting the not keeping of the Sabbath holy? No contradiction... A worshiper of God supporting the worship of other Gods? Maybe... Because from the outside your worshiping the OTHER God... So no contradiction? I don't know..."

by Hym Iam June 1, 2022

Creep

What I'm getting called by the world's smelliest hippy and a guy who looks like love-child of Pauly Shore and Bobcat Goldthwait

Hym "Picture the world's smelliest hippy.... You see it? That's what the guy looks like. I don't even know what you're envisioning in your mind.... But I know it's correct... You really can't miss on this one. But I'm the creep. I don't see how that tracks."

by Hym Iam June 29, 2023

$59.99

SEE!? $21.82 is a FUCKING STEAL for a bible! Soper Omega Bible Supreme! It's like half the price of a Trump bible! Over half! I'm practically GIVING these motherfuckers away!

Hym "Why pay $59.99 for a thing that you can get for free at any Motel 6 in the country? For one MEAGER payment of $28.12 (+tax +shipping and handling) you can get the Super Omega Bible Supreme! AND... If you order now with special Promo code 'Steal the stop'... We will send you a stolen stop sign AND sign the Super Omega Bible Supreme! Not with my name... But with the word 'STOP.' Buy it now! That's special promo code 'Steal the stop™' Customers that call within the next 60 seconds will receive a FREE daughter appraisal with thier purchase of 2 or more Super Omega Bible Supreme...S... Call now! Call the phone number now!

Ope! We have out first caller! Hi! Yes! Hello? Yes! Your daughter? A filthy slut! Um.... What? Nonono hey buddy, fuck you! FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING... NO FUCK YOOOUU! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOU! YOU WANT ME TO LIE!? YOU WANT ME TO LIE AND TELL YOU SHE'S NOT A FILTHY SLUT!? FU- HEY! DON'T HANG UP ON ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT! GET HIM ON THE LINE! GET- GET HIM ON! HIT THE RE-DIAL! HOOO MAN! Get- Yeah? YEAH I'M FUCKING SERIOUS! Get this cocksucker back on the line! Hoooo man.... Hohoho... You... You motherfucker... Hurry it up... You fuck- You just had the phone IN YOUR FUCKING HAND... How is it taking so long for you t- Oh! Hello? Ooooh. Hey sweety. Can you put your dad on? Who? Me? Tell him it's the guy who KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE! TELL HIM THAT! OK!?........ Yeah, yeah shut up. Shutupshutupshutup! She's getting the fucking... She's getting the dad...... YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT!? YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT WE'RE STILL LIVE, SARAH!? WHAT DID I SAY!? SHUT UUUP, SARAH! I SAID- Ope Hello? Yeah? FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU YOU PRICK! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW! FUCK YOU! Hang it... Hang it up. HANG IT UP SARAH!!! Hoooo... Hoooooly shit... This fucking guy... THIIIS fucking guy... Hooo... Wait! Sarah! SARAH! God...damnit! Sar- I'm fucking... Look, you! Just by the book, alright? It's not $59.99. It's $29.41 it's better than all the other books. If you're daughter's not a slut I won't call her a slut, ok?"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Money

"If you're ME money but if you're other people then it isn't going to solve you problem. Your problem is that you won't accept my ethical framework and BECAUSE YOU WON'T ACCEPT MY ETHICAL FRAMEWORK I get to do whatever I want to you now and enslave you at the level of abstraction!" Jordan Peterson

Hym "You're right! Money won't fix the fact that if God isn't real (as in literally real, like, there is in fact a supernatural entity that both created the universe and spoke to the Jews) the Jews have appointed themselves supreme moral dictator in perpetuity. Money won't fix that. And if you don't submit to the Jews, you having the money will make them unhappy. You don't want the Jews to be unhappy do you? What are you? Some kind of monster? I guess we all have to be a slave to Jewish fear forever and if you say anything bad about the Jews you need to be poor and silenced."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2025