Hym Iam's definitions

JeepJorp

It’s that fucking JeepJorp. I’m telling you. Trump was a hapless political bullet sponge. And then JeepJorp comes along with his sophistical charlatanry, parallel rise to power. And now he’s “advising” politicians. Jesus Christ. 🤦 ♂️ You guys are really going to regret you stance on guns.

Hym “Yep... it’s that fucking JeepJorp. Psychopathic rat. I tried to warn you. You see what he’s doing right? That is why this is a problem.”

by Hym Iam December 7, 2022

Homeless

The obvious retort would be "If he wasn't homeless and destitute he probably wouldn't have wanted to show that chick in front of the train"

Hym "I mean, he's not homeless because he pushed a bitch in front of a train."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2025

Hit list

Give me a fucking Mike.

Hym "It isn't a hit list I was citing my sources. Buuuut... If somebody wants to kill you, you literally believe you're immortal. So, you're death doesn't really carry a whole lot of corporeal significance now does it? There's the downside of your religion. You dying literally doesn't matter."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2024

Misrepresent

You are going to misrepresent a situation that IS NOT SUBJECTIVE, into a child murder and you are going to share that guilt with everyone except for the actual murdered. You need to stop trying to prove you're tough. You're not a hero and you're not good.

Hym "Don't let them misrepresent your kids to death. They will do it if you continue to get them and the tax man will come for me eventually and I will not survive prison for any amount of time so I will HAVE TO murder someone's kid."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2025

Greenland

And Korea! The south one! Kim Jong Un would HATE that! And make ME the governor! He would REALLY hate that!

Hym "I'm fine with that actually, yeah. Greenland. Canada. Korea. Gobble 'em up. New America 1, 2, and 3. Do it today!"

by Hym Iam January 8, 2025

This isn't one of those times

The basis of civil rights is changing how people interact with you in public.

Hym "This isn't one of those times! This is a 'I'm entitled to money for you doing that' times."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2025

The number 1 skill you need to succeed

Sam Altman says it's not intelligence.

Hym "And he's right! The number 1 skill you need to succeed is the ability to rape your sister and get away with it! It's the ultimate skill! The no. 2 skill is the ability to steal from geniuses and the no. 3 skill is the ability to get people to lie or keep secrets for you! See, I know all the skills."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025