Right

Correct.

I was right you know. I met the person I replaced in that place and they confessed to doing the thing that I was accusing them of doing. My signature was defrauded before I even walked in the door of that place and I was fired for NOT reporting them. They were who I thought they were. And here I sit. All of my more poignant ideas either stolen or co-opted. I should have received some sort of windfall. But no ... I don't deserve it. Because only the Golden should be allowed to monetize the foolishness of others.

by Hym Iam April 03, 2022

Indefensible

Nothing. That's the fundamental presupposition of America's legal system.

Hym "I saw an advertisement for some senators campaign and they said 'My opponent has defended sex offenders and pedophiles' and I'm like... So he was a defense attorney? That's a horribly dishonest way to frame that and maybe if you don't believe in the core tenets of the legal system of a country you shouldn't be getting elected. I mean... You think defense attorneys should just throw cases? Being a defense attorney means you are immoral now? What was he supposed to do? It's preposterous to think that things are selectively indefensible and having to defend them in any context excludes you as a candidate for office."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023

Plagiarismer

A person who does a plagiarism. That's what they're called. "Plagiarismers." It's a clinical term.

Hym "Ohoho... The gay harvard chick is a plagiarismer... Who did she plagiarism? Not me, right? You know how funny that would be? Cause she's not just a Harvard PhD (or whatever). She's the tippy-top Havard PhD... Which would make ME the tippy-top harvard PhD guy by extention... BOY-OH-BOY would that be FUCKING EMBARRASSING for you motherfuckers, wouldn't it? Wouldn't it? That shit would be hilarious. Let me know if I'm the guy, alright? Cus that some funny shit."

by Hym Iam January 07, 2024

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Twitter

You know musk was never going to by it right? If you thought he was going to buy it you're a moron. Maybe he will see this and try to subvert my will. In which case, your welcome.

Hym "Musk acting like he's going to buy Twitter is like that scene from the DC comics where Lex Luther cures his sister's cancer (just to prove that he could) and then re-injects her with cancer. This is how you know you are controlled by big tech oligarchs. Elon musk is the decider of whether or not you get to speak freely. An the government is advertising for him in the form of their green initiative. But i digress. That wasn't a real thing. You're all idiots. I'm a genius. Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 29, 2022

Integrity and fairness

It's important women's sports and literally nowhere else because women's sports are pretend.

Hym "Yes Integrity and Fairness and not 'would lose and not good enough.' That's what they are standing up for. Hurray."

by Hym Iam October 03, 2024

Equal

Yes TJ Kirk. You're all equal now. You're welcome. Do we both have the net worth of a country? 2.3 trillion is like a country's worth of net. We're definitely not equally full of fruit. Not equally robbed by billionaires. We're not equally bacterially infect. You got pressure in your skull TJ? That's the difference. I say the things you say and I'm doing the same thing as you AND MORE. You say the things I say and you are doing the same thing AND LESS. Did I not say how trivial sucess would be?

Hym "Could be killing your kids for this but instead I'm taking shit from fat, hairy, sodomites. Still got fluid in my brain. Working without sleep. Is that what YOU are doing YouTuber? Listening to the sound of your ears pop while you take a shit in a dirty gas station bathroom at a job you hate but can't leave? Are we equal in that? What about us is equal here? Do you get paid for YOUR shitty online work? A women with a green streak in her hair is getting paid to do a dance and I created AI. It isn't 'unfair' YOU are a piece of shit. I'm not. You are. Unequal."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024