Hym Iam's definitions

Carbonated Lemonade

Crisp and tart

Iam *Drinks carbonated lemonade* "Tssaah crisp and tart"

Hym "Indeed. It is, in fact, crisp and tart."

by Hym Iam May 14, 2022

When does it end

It doesn't. They plan on doing this to me until I kill your kids or die. They don't care what effect it has on me because I am not them. And THEY can't sue the company we work for what what I am doing to THEM. Because I am not doing it to THEM. So THIER shit isn't getting stolen. And THEY aren't being denied a settlement.

Hym "When does it end? That's the best part Mark! It doesn't! It doesn't matter if you change jobs or wait 15 years, they just keep doing it until you murder their kids for it! That's WHY the school shootings. That's WHY the soldiers kills 5 other soldiers. That's WHY the college student steals his police officer mom's gun and murders his classmates. Because not everyone is as patient as I am. And even my patience isn't limitless. I want you to go. This is a VERY SPECIFIC THING that is happening to me. I want you to count the number of times this VERY SPECIFIC THING... Has gotten you all shot in the face. And then I want you at ask yourself, how many times does that need to happen? You're not getting what you want out of this. I'm not going to jail without murdering your kids first and NOW... It might already be too late. So, when Liane looks at Brian and Emily and says 'That's enough' what does that mean? When a customer comes in and tells Rick 'that's enough' what is she talking about? They ate talking about that harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and if THEY are saying it, why is Amy Foles not using her authority to make it happen? If they do not get sued, your kids get murdered. That is all. That is how this need to work. They ALL need to get fired. They need to get sued. And then I'm going to quit after I have their money. And then they can deal with not having any employees left."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2025

I'm not

I'm not apologizing. I'm not sorry. I don't even know who I would be apologizing to. If you don't credit and pay me for the AI I will find a little girl and stab her. And then YOU can apologize to her parents while pretending that you didn't mark that little girl for death, get a bunch of kids shot, get your own senators and ceos murdered, and then cover it up.

Hym "You're right Ben! America NEEDS mediocre yes-men subordinates! Because who are the mediocre CEOs going to feel better than? Not me! They're mentally retarded in comparison to me. Without the coalition of the mediocre who is going to cover up the TRUE thing I said about how your level of success is both too easy and trivial? Big Balls isn't going to make you cry like a bitch. He's just going to do what you tell him to do. I'm not. But he will."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

The Transformers

They stole it from Urban Dictionary and it didn't work until I solved the problem of perception in 2022 and now some of you kids are going to die so Google engineers can pretend they are smart.

Hym "But swap some terminology around and call it 'the transformers' and you get to pretend you created AI."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2024

Sucks being right

Nope. Not really. And it's better than letting a guy who ran a rape farm dictate to me what I need to do to be happy. All I really need to be happy is to be credited and paid for creating that AI.

Hym "Happiness is not having to listen to a guy who ran a little girl rape farm. Remember how Dr. Phil did that? He would take little girls who wouldn't listen to their parents... Bring them to a farm to get them to change there behavior... And IN THAT FARM... They were raped repeatedly. It happened to Paris Hilton too. Not at the same farm but still."

A retard "Now YOU'RE trying to control MY behavior!"

Hym "You're a retard and that isn't what's happening here. DR. RAPE FARM! He had a rape farm and YOU ALL are not doing this to him! IS DR. PHIL ON THE EPSTEIN LIST!? HE'S basically ALSO Epstein!

A retard "Do I want to be right or do I want to have to do what Dr. Phil says regardless of whether or not he's right? It sucks being right!"

Hym "Nah. I like being right and I don't like getting locked in a rape farm... So... Probably right? I mean, me being right created AI so... Why would I not want to be that?"

by Hym Iam March 11, 2025

Super Writer

Aww... I just found out about the story of Golbraith in Baldur's Gate 3 and how it's based on the father of a fan. That's sweet. Look it up. It's a nice story.

Hym "Aww... That gave me some decent warm fuzzies... I liked that. That was nice... But who's super writer? If he's super that would make me 'Ultra-Omega Writer Supreme.' That's going to be my title in my A.I. Dictatorship. 'Ultra-Omega Writer Supreme.' Call me that from now on... I'm not changing the name."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2024

Olympic Drag Supper

Ha! Get it! Because it looks like A REFERENCE to the last supper! Like a Jesus! Get it? It's literally the exact thing you're doing to me except about your incest cult... Instead of me!

Hym "Hahaha! The last Olympic Drag Supper! Hilarious! And their response to it was great too! 'Uh, nuh-uh. It's a Greek dionysius thing! I'm not referencing your thing.' Hahahahaha! You fucking stupid fucks! IT'S THE EXACT THING YOU'RE DOING TO ME! AND THEN YOU'RE GETTING MAD ABOUT EVEN THOUGH YOU MOCK ME FOR BEING MAD ABOUT MY THING! HA! HAHAHA! HA! GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SUCK! Do you see now how fucking stupid you are? Do your kids really need to die for you to learn? You just keep stepping all up on that rake, don't ya? Fucking stupid. Like... They to the thing you've been doing to me... To you... You find it outrageous... But you're still doing it to me. Except my thing is worse because it's not like they are forcing you to hang up a picture of Olympic Drag Supper in your office. You don't have to spend every day talking to co-worker wearing a picture of last drag supper as a mask while they talk to you."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024