Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Hym Iam

What's happening here

You want me and my life to be worse than yours on the basis of things I've said so you are trying to deny me the credit for the things I've done because if you can't punish me for doing things you don't like (regardless of the consequences or laws) then your just going to refuse to reward me for my virtues EXCEPT you aren't actually rewarding people with "resources" for their virtues... You are stealing resources for and giving resources to the fat cocks because they make your pussy twitch and it FeEeEeLS SoOo GoOoOoD!!! You're like the Key and Peele "Awkward" sketch where you don't actually have a genuine thought in your head so it's just "I choose the bear!" And I say, just feed anyone who chooses the bear to a bear. And THAT is why the Taliban exists and THAT is what makes Muhammad a fucking genius because THAT stops THIS from happening and if your faculties of reason could override your orgasm derived brain spams it wouldn't be necessary. It's also why we don't need sex robots because (in the context of determinism AND evolutionary biology) WE ALREADY HAVE THEM AND THEY ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DO.

So this is what's happening here:

Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."

You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"

Hym "Seriously, I-"

You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"

Hym 😑

You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*

Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"

You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
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Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"

You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"

Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"

You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*

Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2025

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Yes

Yes! Yeah! Yup! Yep! Yessir! Uhuh! Yah! Affirmative! (Meh kind of)

Iam "Yes! Absolutely! You're absolutely right! And so was he!"

Hym "Wow, calm down nerd. What is wrong with you? You're such a sycophantic weirdo! This is why everyone makes fun of you!"

Iam "..... Sorry...."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2022

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Inverted Pyramid

That's literally just skewing a story in accordance with your bias.

Hym "The level of importance regarding information in a piece is entirely subjective and is always going to tow 1 of 2 partisan lines. That's not an inverted pyramid it's just implicit bias that coincides with your own implicit bias. I qualify and contextualize my position on everything, we all know I'm just going off the cuff here, and I've stated before that my viewers need to 'wait for the next one' and wait for my position on any topic to distill or solidify. We allow time and other people to either prove me right or prove me wrong here."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2023

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Bad Idea

No you are starting from your own desire and trying to manufacture that as an outcome because now you are implicated.

Hym "You want this to me a bad idea so you are lying and making shit up to make it so. You want to be able to look at other people and lie to eachother's faces and say that the creator of AI was the dumb one and we'll just gloss over the fact that I was right about the targeted harassment the mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and that I literally invented AI... IN PUBLIC... And with a captive audience. And all this to affirm some internal fiction you want to see manifest itself in the world. I thought you didn't want to have to affirm the trannies? I thought you didn't want to have to affirm shit that wasn't true? And now you want to sweep me under the rug and affirm YOUR OWN DELUSIONS? What happened guys? Where did this complete 180 come from?"

by Hym Iam April 22, 2025

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