Can they un-freeze them?
by Hym Iam May 08, 2025
Hym "Already did it once. I didn't the thing I said I would do when I created A.I. I'll do it again when I find a kid to murder."
You "Well, there's nothing we could have done about that."
Hym "That's a lie. You could have told the truth."
You "Well, there's nothing we could have done about that."
Hym "That's a lie. You could have told the truth."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
Iam "Hulu just got Konosuba and Slime. Great! I loved Konosuba and I'm still watching Slime but it's great I was pleasantly surprised. You guys already know how I feel about watching critically acclaimed stuff."
Hym "You would have arleady been able to watch them if you had bought Crunchyroll you filthy casual!"
Hym "You would have arleady been able to watch them if you had bought Crunchyroll you filthy casual!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2023
Iam "Wowsers man.... I'm still not entirely sure what we did here."
Hym "Well, worst case scenario we started a Satanist cult, got plagiarismed out of a movie and some genius grants, and the random circumambulation of our mind has been turn into a cudgel that is being used to usurp the government and bludgeon dissidents into submission."
Iam "Huh.... Then what's the best case scenario?"
Hym "All of the above except we get free money and people carry us around on a golden throne.... Like Xerxes."
Iam "Huh.... That doesn't seem like something people would like..."
Hym "Oh! Yeah! Definitely not. They are going to Muammar Gaddafi the shit out of us!"
Iam "Huh.... Huh.... It should be harder than that to take over the government..."
Hym "I KNOW! We didn't even break a sweat! I mean... We almost jumped off a bridge but whatever..."
Iam "Well it's not like we were trying to do that!"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "If true.... I mean, I just wanted to express my thoughts.... You know? Get some stuff off my chest."
Hym "Oh you did! And now we're going to be assassinated. Or mob violenced. Or burned at stake for being an affront to their God monster."
Iam "Hmmm.... None of that sounds very good...."
Hym "Maybe we're just Nuts-world! Bonkers! A schizo!"
Iam "Uhh... That doesn't sound very good either..."
Hym "Yeah... I don't see this ending well... At least we get to take another crack at The Creature sooner rather than later🤷"
Iam "Huh...."
Hym "Well, worst case scenario we started a Satanist cult, got plagiarismed out of a movie and some genius grants, and the random circumambulation of our mind has been turn into a cudgel that is being used to usurp the government and bludgeon dissidents into submission."
Iam "Huh.... Then what's the best case scenario?"
Hym "All of the above except we get free money and people carry us around on a golden throne.... Like Xerxes."
Iam "Huh.... That doesn't seem like something people would like..."
Hym "Oh! Yeah! Definitely not. They are going to Muammar Gaddafi the shit out of us!"
Iam "Huh.... Huh.... It should be harder than that to take over the government..."
Hym "I KNOW! We didn't even break a sweat! I mean... We almost jumped off a bridge but whatever..."
Iam "Well it's not like we were trying to do that!"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "If true.... I mean, I just wanted to express my thoughts.... You know? Get some stuff off my chest."
Hym "Oh you did! And now we're going to be assassinated. Or mob violenced. Or burned at stake for being an affront to their God monster."
Iam "Hmmm.... None of that sounds very good...."
Hym "Maybe we're just Nuts-world! Bonkers! A schizo!"
Iam "Uhh... That doesn't sound very good either..."
Hym "Yeah... I don't see this ending well... At least we get to take another crack at The Creature sooner rather than later🤷"
Iam "Huh...."
by Hym Iam May 03, 2022
Making money off of other people's actions. Every murder, every rape, every molestation, every mass shooting, every movie release, and every political gaffe is another dollar in my pocket. (But don't say their names because only I should be allowed to bolster my fame with the murder of innocent people)
News anchor "I contribute to society.... By waiting for other people to contribute to society.... And then talking about it.... LOOK HOW HARD I WORK! You should get out of bed and word harder. Like me! So I can report on you working separately but equally hard. Because I work just-a-oh-so-hard. I'm such a hard worker! Look at me!!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2022
Why would I think it? Why would they insinuate it? Why would they feel entitled to getting away with it? If I were to do and/or insinuate that I would do a thing to a retard, would you feel contempt for for me if I felt entiled to getting away with it?
Hym "I think you would. I think if I insinuated that I would do a thing you thought was wrong you would try to punish me. Or at least insinuate that you would punish me for my insinuation. So.... Sorry, I guess. I know my shoes are a little soggy. It precipitates a lot where I live. Try not to get a rash..."
by Hym Iam January 25, 2023
Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."
by Hym Iam August 07, 2024