Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "And it's implicit in the term 'real man,' Meg. You husband is MORE real to you and the other men are LESS real. If your husband's cock fat? Because that is why you think he's more. Your marriage is a solipsistic dyad."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the Real Manmug. A fat cock. Critical fat-cock theory strikes again! It is the single greatest theory ever posited! I am a FUCKING GENIUS! And I'm right about why though women are molesting that retarded piece of shit.
Hym "SO! What does he mean when he says 'The #1 revealed trait is "good in bed"?' Let's look at what we know: Women can't be good in bed which means he isn't talking about the revealed preferences of men. So, he must be talking about women. What constitutes good in bed? A fat cock. THEREFORE! I WAS RIGHT! They are just fucking the fat-cocks. All of the dating advice gurus are frauds and liars. It has nothing to do with how you fucking talk to them. Game is imaginary. It's a delusion the fat-cocks have about themselves created entirely to make it seem like they have any level of control over their own success. The money being wasted on these fucking dating coaches would be better spent on prostitutes. I was right. Correct again. I'm always right. How is it possible to be this much better than everyone? It's astonishing."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the #1 Revealed Traitmug. Right. It's not the whore fucking the retard while everyone on the planet literally helps her get away with it. It's me talking about how the whore looked like she was fucking the retard, the retard insinuated he was fucking the whore, the management alluded to the fact that she was fucking the whore, the schizophrenic claimed that the whore was fucking the retard, and my parents alluding to the fact that they are also aware that the whore was fucking a retard. That's the injustice. That's REAL injustice.
Hym "That's all it is. Nepotism. Your whore daughters doing whatever the fuck they want while I 'fulfill my duty' to enslave myself to the horde regardless of the outcome because that's better for "everyone" (conveniently enough for everyone but me). And anything outside of that is injustice. Freedom is reserved women. Servitude for men. Everything outside of this is an expression of envy and just like that you're an ideologue. No better than a Marxist. You are the EXACT OPPOSITE of your own reputation. And that's why you care so much about it."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
Get the Injusticemug. Hym "If you actually believed the thing you claim to believe nothing would be 'dangerous' to you. Which means you don't actually believe it. If you actually believed... You would be like me. Your death would be insignificant. Your kids dying would be insignificant. But you don't. The reality is, you're a deranged incest cult and what you're doing to me needs to be stopped. And if I have to murder some kids to do it, then those kids need to die. There's no 2 ways about it."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2024
Get the Dangerousmug. Hym "Does my distain for positivity and positive emotion stem from the fact that I'm low in extroversion? I mean, my extroversion being low is the reason I'm low in positive emotion but the actual distain for it is what I'm talking about."
Iam "Yeah, that's actually a good point. We do seem to have an aversion to it... Is my neuroticism the reason my souls aches?"
Iam "Yeah, that's actually a good point. We do seem to have an aversion to it... Is my neuroticism the reason my souls aches?"
by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
Get the Positive emotionmug. Hym "Ben Meisalas is being a bandwagon hopper. I do not have a YouTube channel. The Majority Report knows my full name phone number and address. I'm not Ben Meisalas. That's not what I meant. The 'his own Playbook.' Statement is coming from him."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the I'm not Ben Meisalasmug. Hym "YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM! THAT'S YOU! Every time you report on this you are committing a deliberate lie of ommission! And you are doing it either because you are complicit or you're delusional about your ability to use this moment to garner more power for yourselves. Power you will use to be just as authoritarian as they are. And I'm living proof that that's the case."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
Get the Failure of Journalismmug.