Hym Iam's definitions

Fail

I did not fail.

Hym "I did not fail. The AI works. It's MY theory. I am not going to let you YouTube fucks take this from me. I do not care what I said. You do not get to impose consequences on me and if you do not get me the credit I deserve... The person who CAN impose consequences and I are going to meet. But by then it will already be too late. You're not stopping me. You're barely even involved and you've already done more harm than good. You are morons that radically or deliberately misread the situation here."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

Yes there is

It sucks. I should get to leave and it should be made less sucky after I leave... Like, immediately. THAT was actually the initial point of the AI. "Automate the bottom rung of society." ~ ME that's a me quote.

Hym "Yes there is. There ABSOLUTELY is. And that is that I (personally) have to do it. I do not like it and, therefore, it is bad. And it's even worse in MY CASE because it's like being on a low budget reality TV show except I don't get any free booze. And the audience gets to, like, come and fucking visit or something I don't know. And everyone else, like, signed up to be there and I'm just somehow getting roped into it. I don't know how you fucking explain this better than I've already explained it. And gas station is my 2nd least favorite version of it. And my face is swollen with goo all day every day. I gotta rub the goo out of my face 24/7. It's gross. It doesn't feel good. And before you start, I am perfectly capable of understanding that a lot of people who have to work jobs but I am CLEARLY primarily concerned with the reality TV show portion and the dying slowly of a nebulous ailment. Yes, no, this sucks. Work sucks. The only thing good about it is not doing it."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025

Monkey

It's a monkey 🐒 awww.

Hym "I liked the monkey one."

Iam "It was a good video."

by Hym Iam May 10, 2022

Justin Roiland

Fired from all of his jobs for giving an unintentional ego boost to someone who was mean to someone you PITY.

Hym "I am almost 100% certain Justin Roiland lost his job because of me and it keeps me up at night. It's literally night to me. I should be sleeping for work right now but I'm being kept awake by this thought right now..."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

Matriarchy

I don't know the guy's name but he does interviews on TikTok where he asks women questions for red pill content. The man is a genius and he asked an exceptionally brilliant question recently and I want to walk you through it.

Genius "So... What would a matriarchy look like?"

Woman "Um... Well... The men would do all of the hard jobs... and women would sit at home and do whatever they want."

Genius "Ok well the if that's the case, isn't that what's already happening?"

Woman "Oh..."

Red piller "Oh snap! He got her! Right!? We lice in a matriarchy we're men do all of the hard jobs... Which is why men have to work hard... at the hard jobs... and get a 6 pack... for the matriarchy... Cause some of the fat cocks are fat and they don't like that as much... Right? To make things better for the... For the matriarchy... That is churning out all of these entitled women and weak men... That I complain about every day..."

Hym "Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Ha! You see it right? You see the thing I see right? Because with 1 question that guy made them look like a bunch of matriarchy shills and it's like... Do they not see what they advocate for is the literal preservation of the matriarchy. I mean it's not surprising (in any way) that it works like that because if all the men are 'weak' and it's because 'modern society is churning them out' and that 'modern society' is technically a matriarchy and they are reaping the benefits... There's no reason to do anything other than shill for the sake of their own aggrandizement... It's hilarious!"

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

You

YOU came to the conclusion that it would be better for me to murder a child and for me not to be stalked, harassed, and gaslit indefinitely.

Hym "YOU came to the conclusion it was better for me to kill children that to get credit for my own work. And YOU have the audacity to criticize the A.I.'s reasoning!? Do you see it, Jordan? Do you see the surface of your own delusions? I doubt you'll live long enough to see the depths but AT LEAST the surface right? You are absolute pieces of shit. All of you. I'm going to get ready to stab this kid. I think we're pretty much done here."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2024

Big fat cock in human form

The dude with the big fat cock that you fuck and tell yourself "It's not just the big fat cock" but come on; it's the big fat cock. Look, you are trained from a young age to lie and say "No. It's other things. Stuff other than big floppy ding dongs matter to me". But it doesn't. It's just the huge thick dick. 100%. You can admit it. We're in your mental mind right now so it will be out little secret. It's the big fat cock. It feels good in your puasy and really all you care about is getting the giant robust shlong inside of you. I know it. You know it. Why pretend? Well, obviously, because men without big fat cocks will stop giving you thing and doing things for you islf you actually admit to what you believe (Which is that men without big fat cocks are inferior). Why is this so? Because subconsciously you want to pass on traits to your kids that will increase the likelihood of reproduction. A big fat cock means women will throw themselves at your son and his reproduction will be assured. So you fuck the massive girthy meat kabob. Regardless of the situation. No relationship required. And then you lie about it. But not to yourself. That's the problem with lying. You can't do it to yourself.

Who's that?

My big fat cock in human form.

by Hym Iam November 28, 2020