Your fans

Don't believe you.
Hym "Misogyny is great, hey, we need to start cutting the dicks off a liberal anti-misogynists. It's the only way for them to prove they don't only like women because women are sleeping with them. Chop chop. They can be eunuchs. Start with Cody Johnston! Or Matt the faggot! If you cut their dicks off, you don't have to pay me AND I won't ever kill any kids, regardless of what happens. I don't need credit or money as long as their dicks are off. If you cut the dicks off of everyone who has participated in this thing against me, I will dedicate my life to the SVU. Cut off their dicks, they can love women without the sex, and I will entirely cede whatever point I may have here. I will even lie about why women choose to fuck men. I'll say it's game or whatever until the day I die as long as their dicks are gone. No more dicks for anyone who wants to criticize incels for misogyny. Your fans will love I. And you'll prove that you don't need to fuck to not hate women. It's a win-win. And I'll know you aren't cheating. Chop them off."
by Hym Iam October 03, 2024
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Abolish 702

275,000 instances of people's constitutional rights being violated.

FBI Guy "But it's fine because we'll just try super-duper to not do that anymore but we need it... For like.... Defense?"

Hym "And what is the ACTUAL ratio of active threats stopped vs violations of people's rights and failures? Because I know there was one school shooting that was reported to the FBI because he said online that he was going to do it and then a year later he did it. And then there's ME. So that is (at the very least) 275,002:? To what? 275,002:10? 285,002:100? I find it hard to believe that you have used what is essentially a surveillance apparatus to stop more that 275,002 active threats.
And what it SOUNDS like you're saying... Is that it doesn't matter that you violated the rights of 275,000 people and potentially fail to stop active threats more often than you succeed... Because you can just scapegoat individual FBI agents and then keep the surveillance apparatus and that's supposed to be just fine with everyone? And what exactly has happened to the people whose rights were violated? Are they even aware that that is something that has happened to them? I mean, it sounds like you should have a class action lawsuit on your hands. Unless, of course, you're trying to claim that having your rights violated doesn't damage you in any way. No. I think they need to tell the FBI Guy to go fuck himself. Abolish 702. You need to find a different way of doing you job that doesn't run the risk of violating people's rights."

FBI "But we can tweak it so that stop violations of rights AND keep the surveillance."

Hym "What could you possibly change about a surveillance apparatus to prevent the violation of rights what the surveillance apparatus IS the violation of rights? 'Surveillance apparatus' and 'violation of rights' are synonymous in this instance. And how have these people whose rights you've been violated been made whole since the violation of their rights? It think you just need to abolish 702."
by Hym Iam December 26, 2024
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Heresy

And as Morgue said (but because I'm a genius and I thought to do it before he said it)...
Hym "The ultimate weapon against lunacy is SHAMELESS, UNRELENTING HERESY."
by Hym Iam July 02, 2025
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Decision

The decision is made Chris. Obfuscating what constitutes a Decision doesn't undermine the fact that a child will die BECAUSE OF YOU if you continue to do this.
Hym "The decision has been made. The consequences can either be positive for me or negative for some random parents. They are going to wish you had chosen differently. Anyone stupid enough to let you get away with this deserves to have their kid killed and unfortunately for the random victim I am not going to be able to get to the people who actually deserve it. The rest of you cocksuckers who haven't been named yet don't owe them anything and if you leave it up to them. They didn't have to BE them. They chose a side and it will use killing a child to make it the wrong one. You can't intimate me. You CAN'T even kill me at this point because it might end up being worse! You're not doing whatever it is you think you're doing here. You're protecting somone who doesn't deserve your protection and trading their life for a kid. Don't let them kill this kid. You can't stop me but you can stop them. They're purported unwillingness to kill kids is undermined by the fact that they would let a kid die with glee if it meant they get to continue being 'the good one' in the eyes of their sycophants."
by Hym Iam July 04, 2024
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Consciousness

Hey! Look at that! Morgue was right! Bow down and worship him! And not me him but... Wait, no. Don't worship him. Worship me. Always worship me. And don't don't worship me Hym but don't worship him him. I mean it!
Hym "Hey, look! The Hoffman guy says the same thing about consciousness that Morgue says! But I doubt we'll all be laughing becuase ya'll are talking a lot of shit."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2023
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Friends

I don’t have any problems until they decide to use privileged information against me for the purpose of my derision or you my likeness and response to derision as a tool for self promotion. And it’s unacceptable for me to do that to people (not that it’s something I do isn’t the first place). But where was I when someone was trying to extort 2 grand from you by pretending to be an underage girl? Being made fun of by you and the people you talk to behind my back. Where was I while you and your T-Rex head girlfriend were fucking each other? Taking your mother to the hospital while you made fun of me behind my back. Where were you while I was working 6 hours of your shift in addition to my own? At home, sleeping off the dicking-down you got from a mental midget.
Hym “And that’s just the friends. Don’t even get me started on the family aspect of it. I mean, you can’t have a relationship with people you can’t say no to. Where is my cousin? Where is my brother? If all the kids in your family are leaving and not coming back. It isn’t the kids. Is it me? Are they around when I’m not? No. They’re gone whether I’m there or not. You don’t like what I said about women and retards. So you’ve decided to be a bitch. That’s a decision you’ve made. To be a bitch. It’s easier for you to change yourself than it is for you to change me (which is what you’re trying to do). You’re trying to change me instead of stopping being a bitch. That’s you. And if you want to talk about avoidance. I’m not avoiding you. Takes less for you to get here than it does for me to come there. You obviously care enough to do what you’re doing. Shot clock is ticking. You’re standing there dribbling. Shoot the ball.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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I'm NOT sorry

Your NOT actually doing anything other than impersonating me out of spite because Jordan Peterson doesn't like the fact that I applied his metric to that retard. You don't actually care as long as you get to play supreme moral debate arbiter which is why Jordan Peterson probably likes you so much. You both want to be the golden prophet but you're not actually capable of being that without being INSTALLED (deliberately) by other people who want to shut ME down. You're an ancillary (or even tertiary) villain I the story of the greatest mind who has ever lived (Creator of A.I.)
Hym "I'm NOT sorry either. But Destiny literally the villain from Metro-man."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2024
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