Hym Iam's definitions

Ryan Garcia

I saw the highlights from that Devon Hanney fight. Using the same-arm combos to break down the philly shell? That jab into the lead hook that put him down. Nice.

Hym "I imagine that's why Mayweather favors leaning down and to the right. Because if you're in the philly shell... And you lean to the left after their first action... You get hit with that Ryan Garcia vs Devon Hanney shit. Ryan jabs, Hanney leans left, bam! Left hook on the button. The same exact thing that happened to Sean Strickland vs Alex Pereira! Alex step-feint, Strickland leans left, bam! Left hook on the button. Same exact knockout. That's why Mayweather is the master of the philly shell. You gotta be careful with that in the UFC though because you'll lean down and to the right, right into Leon Edwards chick karate headkick."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

Dishonesty

Alright so dishonesty. You can be a "Dishonest" person. Right. Like, in general. Right? So that could be considered a personality trait. Right? So the "Dishonesty" dimension would be split into the sub dimensions of Intellectual dishonesty (deceptive wordplay or sophistry) and Overt dishonesty (compulsive lying or lying for sport). And I imagine it would be linked to low conscientiousness... Yeah... That sounds about right... but I'm pretty low in that so it's strange that I'm hyper honest... I don't know how I would reconcile that... Fuck it. I'm the exception to all rules. Nevermind me. It's probably conscientiousness.

Hym "Yeah... Dishonesty... Whatever..."

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

Personal Gain

If you don't pay for my labor I'll kill your kids. As many as I can.

Hym "It doesn't matter if I'm doing it for my own personal gain or to appease lord Jashin if you don't pay I will kill a child."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

Too recalcitrant

Probably the exact justification they used to seize Paris Hilton against her will where she was raped repeatedly. You know, I bet.... You know what? I'm not going to say it. I'll save it for later.

Hym "Call me too recalcitrant but whatever you use to try and punish me WILL INEVITABLY be used against you by the people you would least want to have control of it. Just like MY A.I. being used to commit genocide in the gaza strip. It isn't a choice between the people you want to have contril of it and the people you don't. It's a choice between me and someone worse..."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

Discriminate

You're a Jew standing on my shoulders as I walk through the desert and carry you to the promised land.

Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! It sure is hot out... Walk faastah! *cracks whip* I'm get thoisty! You know, you SHOULD be carrying me boiy the way. What? You think I can carry you? No. No... This is good. How you doing down there?"

Hym "My feet hurt."

Jew "Nah. Yah fine. What do I look like, some kind of doctor? Well, I am... But I don't work for free. OO! OO! There it is! We're here! I did it! I'm a hero!"

Hym "Yup. Alright. You got any food in here?

Jew "Oo... We actually discriminate here. See, the Jews are good but you? Not a jew. So... Thanks but goodbye. OH! HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! LOOK OVER THERE AT ELON!"

Hym *Looks at Elon*

Jew *Steals wallet*

Hym "Did you just steal my wallet?"

Jew "Um, no. I don't remember you having a wallet. Hey Elon. Do you see me steal this guy's wallet?"

Elon "Um, no I uh. No I didn't."

Hym *Sigh* "Alright. Stay here. I'll be right back."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

Plant

"He's talking about my wife and kids bro that's my hard line"

Hym "Fuck your wife and your kids. You cock suckers need to remember that you're already halfway across my line and the price us going to be paid by someone other than you. You're going to toss someone else's kid into the furnace so you don't look like a bitch for letting someone talk bad about your kid. You're already a bitch. You were crying like a bitch a second ago. You're not fooling anyone. You're not going to get me to do whatever it is you think needs to be my response in this situation. And the audience need to start working on forcing this fucking industry plant out of the fog."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

Truth

No. You're just trying to get me to do your bullshit because you are obsessed with controlling psychopaths and I would rather murder a child and kill myself than love like that. I will suceed to spite you. You will accept your failure. Or..

Hym "I will kill a child and then myself. And that's the truth."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2024