Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
Hym "Here's another thing I don't think I went into. I didn't start using social media until recently. Come to find out, not only am I the lowest filth on the planet but I also believe/think all the wrong things, if I've ever done anything reprehensible in my entire life people that are (either) from my past or that I've never met can take away whatever success I manage to achieve, my dick is too small, the country is on the verge of collapse, I don't 'work hard enough', I need to spend all my money/time on 'improving myself' because if I don't I'm a piece of shit and don't deserve anything out of life, and even saying any of this out loud ALSO MAKES ME A PIECE OF SHIT because I'm 'complaining' instead of 'doing something about it'. Ummmm... Women should be fucking retards instead of me, people are perfectly justified in hating me but if I hate everyone else it's 'anti-human'...
Let's see... What else? Killing babies and little boy drag-queen competitions are fine but burning some cripple molesters alive is 'evil' if the cripple molesters have a vagina.... What else? I have to pay people money to talk to them. Hollywood directors will turn me into a movie (Agent of chaos!? Who else says that but me!?). I can't go to college because people who live outside of objective reality will piss and moan to the faculty until thrown out.... Women and the men they fuck instead of me are better than me... People who are dumb as dog-shit and (technically) evil have a million dollars and I don't... And they control the government... I'm just as safe as I would be if no government existed at all but I still have to pay them money or I get thrown in a cage... I have to help protect everyone's kids, wife's, and sisters in exchange for 0 dollars or sex... If I say the wrong thing publicly a lynch mob will form outside of my apartment and they will Muammar Gaddafi my butthole... I'm probably going to starve because of food shortages and/or my only monetizable assets have been stolen or reappropriated for evil and were stolen in front of 60 million people and everyone else doesn't see a problem with it. I have to care about other people (or I'm a piece of shit) while (simultaneously) 'minding my own business'... I'm probably going to die of prostate cancer... Yeah... I think there is some overlap on there but whatever. Social media is dope.
by Hym Iam May 05, 2022
Hym "It isn't the social media bitch. It's how you talk about, treat, and effect men."
Emma "Oh boo hoo! Is the incel triggered that he's not-"
Hym "DADDY ISSUES! DADDY ISSUUUUUUUSES! YOU WANT THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE YOU DIDN'T GET FROM YOU FATHER AND YOU WANT TO FROM MEN YOU'RE NOT RELATED TO AND YOU DON'T FUCK! A GENERATION OF WOMEN TAKING OUT THERE DADDY ISSUES ON A GENERATION OF MEN! You want the unconditional love yoi didn't get from you father and you want to enforce if socially, economically, and politically! DADDY ISSUUUUUUUUUUUES!"
Emma "Oh boo hoo! Is the incel triggered that he's not-"
Hym "DADDY ISSUES! DADDY ISSUUUUUUUSES! YOU WANT THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE YOU DIDN'T GET FROM YOU FATHER AND YOU WANT TO FROM MEN YOU'RE NOT RELATED TO AND YOU DON'T FUCK! A GENERATION OF WOMEN TAKING OUT THERE DADDY ISSUES ON A GENERATION OF MEN! You want the unconditional love yoi didn't get from you father and you want to enforce if socially, economically, and politically! DADDY ISSUUUUUUUUUUUES!"
by Hym Iam February 21, 2024
Hym "The birthgap is happening because modern women think they are too good to fuck the men around them and the men they want ARE TOO GOOD to have to settle for a relationship with them. Objectively. They could find a man who wants a relationship but they refuse to do it. So, THERE YOU GO. I, for one, am glad it's happening. Hopefully we all die."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2023
Oooo... Yeah... Sorry. Still going to kill it but... Gonna feel worse about it now... But hey, I already promised Jim I'd get him a new one so... There's that. You want to share his or... You want your own? Morgue wants to be one so imma give him like a Daedric plane or something... I donno.
Hym "Hey, I like religious people, man. Aside from your reality monster wanting you to kill me for not worshipping it... We don't really have a problem on my end. But, yeah, after seeing Battle Beast I am like 100% sure I should have been a lion-man and I WILL NOT BE DENIED!!!"
by Hym Iam August 27, 2023
Staunchly religious.
Hym “Norm Macdonald blew up at a comedian (while he was hosting a game show) for insinuating that JK Rowling wasn’t religious claiming that she was staunchly religious and that she can be quoted (and I’m paraphrasing) saying that if you can’t see the religious iconography that aren’t really watching. Leave it to what’s-his-face to not know what he’s talking about... Again... And he’s crying because he feels bad for himself not because he’s just oh so compassionate.”
by Hym Iam October 01, 2022
Hym “I’m not trash. The niggas you fuck is trash. Which makes you a garage can. Where does trash go? Inside the garbage can. That’s you. Garbage can. Stop fucking trash.”
by Hym Iam October 31, 2022