Hym Iam's definitions

Free will

No. You're doing the same thing the religious are doing. You need my will to be contingent on YOUR will and you need to be able to avoid culpability in MY actions. Just as dishonest. Just as arbitrary.

Hym "The no free will thing is religion. You're doing the same thing they are doing."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024

Dog

What happened to "As soon as you start viewing peope as animals... You've lost..."? Remember that!? You shit libs don't even REMEMBER your own moral standards! Let alone stick to them!

Hym "Yeah, no, Emma clearly said I was hot around you. That statement was clearly downstream of that. He wants to bang you. That's what's going on there. And if I'm a Dog, what sort of vermin does that make you? A roach? Dung beetle?"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Good

Not you

Hym “All of the greatest atrocities are done in the name of the greater good. This isn’t a profound realization. It’s something we all know to be true. In this context, the people who claim to ‘strive towards the good’ do little more than use the word as justification for doing whatever they want. And in doing so they conflate the word ‘good’ with ‘I have managed to escape punishment’ or ‘my punishment will be deferred so I don’t care.’ “

by Hym Iam September 27, 2022

Facebook

Stop trying to finish my sentences! You don't know what I'm going to stay you dumb motherfucker! Hahahahahahaha!!!

Hym "Facebook need to stop guessing what I'm going to say. It's an insult. You can eat a bag of spiders? See!? I bet you thought I was going to say 'baby dicks' didn't you? Stupid fucking bitch. I am in the process of being pulled forward into time by novelty! You cannot predict chaos!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

Satan

Belongs in a conceptual cage.

Pastor "Satan belongs in a cage."

Iam "What makes you think you can control Hym better than I can?"

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

You're not

You did less.

Hym "Then I guess your younger self looks up to overpaid internet panhandlers. Otherwise... You're not. And I actually didn't want to be the creator of AI when I grew up. I just did it at a whim and it was easy."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023