Hym Iam's definitions

Want to have to

That is a future tense assertion being used to describe a past tense action.

Hym "And do you know what I noticed? That. There is no 'want to have to' I didn't. It already occurred. You DON'T work hard. I got more out of binging 10 years worth of psychology lectures than you did sitting through how ever many years of bullshit college you went through and I DID MORE THAN YOU EVER EVEN COULD. That is the only reason you want to have a say in whether or not I get anything. You think you are better. You think there is someone more deserving. And there isn't. You did less and anyone you could think to name did less and by creating a functional AI that is capable of assisting with research I have done more for them that you have."

by Hym Iam January 13, 2025

Obsession

It isn't a fucking obsession.

Hym "You are demonizing one and fucking disproportionately the other. And when I point that out... You gaslight me by obfuscating what constitutes a relationship. That isn't obsession. That's you being a piece of shit. And you doing that is why just murder the kids and kill yourself. You can't be reasoned with. You don't care about what is true or not. Which is why I am a staunch advocate for both school shootings and global genocide. We just need to hit the cosmic reset button."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

Melancholy

Not a synonym for the word "Macabre"! They're vaguely synonymous! VAGUELY SYNONYMOUS!!!

Hym "Ok. Listen here you little shits. 'melancholy' relates to 'gloom' and 'despair'. 'macabre' relates to 'death' and/or 'illness'. So a crying maiden in a field of flowers on a brightly lit day would be 'melancholy' but it would not be 'macabre'. A happy skeleton holding some maracas (on the other hand) would not be 'melancholy' and it would be 'macabre'. Get it? NOT THE SAME!"

Iam "Calm down a little bit, would you?"

Hym "THEY'RE NOT THE SAME! STOP SAYING THEYRE THE SAME!!!"

by Hym Iam May 8, 2022

Garnishment

I will stop showing up to work immediately is a single cent is removed. I'll wait til the last day of my "5 day to pay or quit" and stab a fucking child in the fucking face.

Hym "I told you my garnishment story right? I worked as an installment tech and after a wage fraud scandal I got roped up in, instead of turning me over to the police they garnished my wage. Like 50% of it. Worked for like 5 dollars an hour for a year. Found out later that they were taking way more than any judge would have sentenced me to pay... Good times. But judges do not matter anymore. Only 1 thing matters."

by Hym Iam May 2, 2025

Sept 24th

Sneak away from your rube of a fiance and fuck a retard at work.

I have 5 kids but my fiance is a fuck. So, I'm going to pick up a shift out of town and fuck a retard because it's Sept 24th and I'm a whore.

by Hym Iam September 25, 2020

Iranians

Oooooh! I hear the fucked the Iron Dome!

Hym "Did they do the thing!? Did the Iranians do the thing!? Straight line, scattershot, straight line, scatter shot! Did they do it? That would be hilarious! Right!? I told you I could break the dome! You know, they call me the 'Child of War.' in Japan! Hahahaha!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2025

Judas

Another interesting thing about the musical "Jesus Christ superstar" is that it paints Judas in a sympathetic light. He starts off the musical by singing about how much he love and respects Jesus but accuses him and his followers of having "too much heaven on their minds". So, drunk on their own hubris, they ignore Judas when he tells them that their "captors" will hurt him. He was right. That is exactly what happened. Even if he wouldn't have told them where to find Jesus, they were already looking for him. After Judas sees what they've done Jesus he proclaims that Jesus "has murdered him" and hangs himself. Again, Judas was correct.

Iam "You're awfully quiet today..."

Hym "Because, like Judas, I know exactly how this will end....."

Iam "It..... *Sigh* ...... I'm not worried about it..."

Hym "You should be.... It's the only thing that matters...."

Iam "Hmm... This kind of makes me sad..."

Hym "Don't be. They my be ignorant but they at least know enough to know better. I don't even know why you even bothered trying."

Iam "I thought it would work..."

Hym "The sooner you understand that they only care about harvesting what they can from the two of us the easier this will be"

by Hym Iam April 9, 2022