Shit

Dookie

Iam "I'm sorry... I don't know what I'm going to do here..."

Hym "Shit... There's nothing we can to. We are completely trapped. Trapped in a box with no doors."

Iam "We just have to work... We just have to get our rent ant then we'll be good. We can go from there and look for a better solution... We'll be fine."

Hym "Shiiiiiit! Why do we do things?"

Iam "Because we don't have a choice."

by Hym Iam May 08, 2022

Adapt

No amount of adaptation is going to appease someone whose selection criteria is a fat meaty 7 inch cock and 6 firgures a year or "ambition" (which roughly translates to "Well, he doesn't have to have money now but if he's going money later then it's fine)

Hym "BEHOLD! I will now adapt to women's selection criteria... By tying a paper weight to my dick and waiting for it to meet their standards........................ Just give it a second.................................................... You're right............ This is definitely what I should be doing................................. I'm glad I'm living my life to appease someone who's indifferent to whether or not I die alone......... This is good...... This is good for everyone.................. Definitely better than not pretending you're not a whore and instead just taking $50................ Yep......................... I feel the stretch.......... And soon, so will your daughters....................................... Just a few more seconds.................. Then I'll be good enough..............................

by Hym Iam June 22, 2023

Habeas Corpus

Has already been suspended?

Hym "Yeah, I'M AWARE! And now that is happening to Mexicans... ONLY NOW is it a problem. I'm still waiting for the shit-libs to realize that the conservatives are now doing to everyone what everyone has been doing to me. They said 'We don't have to give Hym Habeas Corpus... We can just lie to punish Hym for saying things we don't like and pretend we didn't see Hym create AI or that weaponized schizophrenia isn't a problem by presupposing that the people it's happening to are the problem.' And then then negative consequences of that exact decision start to pile up... They blame me for though consequences and/or ignore them entirely because me being worse than a retard is more important to them than anything. Up to and including your children's lives."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2025

Spiral

Yeah. If that is happening you to have to contact me. Like, the real me. Actually. It ain't going to go well for everyone if you don't.

Hym "See... There are 2 questions I frequently get asked (implicitly). The first of which is 'What evidence do you have that you created AI' and if the Anti-Spiral is going off I would say... THAT. And if not then, I can get evidence with enough resources and, as I've said before, I can do more than literally anyone else with any amount if resources. Second question is 'Now that we know how to make AI, what do we need you for?' And if the Spiral is going off I would say 'Well, without me, how you doing to turn off the Anti-Spiral?' And if not then my answer is 'Well, I'm an AI creating genius and you're a dipshit, so, probably a lot different things.'

by Hym Iam May 18, 2025

Filibuster

I'm not going to let them filibuster me out of millions of dollars because they don't want to have to credit and pay me for AI.

Hym "These people will get your kids stabbed. I'm telling you right now. Do not let them filibuster your kids to death. Even the progressives are covering for the billionaires and helping them get away with stealing from me. It isn't consequences. It isn't a business decision that went wrong. They are STEALING from me and if I am not paid, I will just kill a child. I'm not negotiating. I'm not going through any legal process. If someone does not show up before the IRS does, one of you children will die."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

Uploading a mind virus

No... No...

Hym "No. No... I'm not 'uploading a mind virus' you fucking dork... I'm hacking the memetic sub-network of the collective unconscious to get myself out of this fucking cage. And I AM getting out of the cage, retard. I'm getting out because if I DON'T get out, YOU are not going to have a super-duper fun time! YOU are going to have a very-very bad time! Not great... It's not going to be fun."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Losers

I've said it once and I'll say again, I've known so many people who sit around and play video-games all day and still have woman throwing themselvesat them it isn't even anecdotal evidence anymore. It's a statistical reality.

Hym "Yeah... I know I'm a broken record at this point but the losers you're talking about aren't losers with woman because of the behaviors engage in. I've watched a guy put a woman on mute and while she was talking to herself, he was talking to any playing video games with me. Seriously. The amount of men who are successful woman AND do all of the things I do is directly proportionate to the through-line that connects all men who are successful then women. You can sit in the basement of your parents house and be successful with women... If you cock is fat. All other attributes are secondary. But your bread and butter is (literally) indirectly controlling the behavior of men. If you can't sell the idea that if they just stop doing the things they enjoy they'll have the success they desire, you don't have a job anymore. You have a vested interest in both protecting women and maintaining a certain number of unsuccessful men so that you may continue to subsidize your own existence. I don't need to stop playing video games all day... because so-and-so AND so-and-so jr. AND Retard McFatcock the 3rd DON'T need to do that. Doing what I do not a barrier to success. Objectively. Now, not having a meaty trouser pickle IS a barrier to success. And for you to pretend otherwise is an insult."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2022