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Definitions by Hym Iam

Semantic distinction

That acts as a loophole...
Hym Iam "But a semantic distinction that acts a loophole and allows you circumvent the contract constitutes and Imaginary Caveat and does not apply. You have fail to make a concerted effort. The pantomime isn't going to work."

Explanation

That's what I'm waiting for! I'm just sitting here waiting for my opportunity to give grandiose villain exposition dump and you guys won't let me do it!
Hym Iam "I KNOW! This suuuucks! I want to do the explanation but they are waiting to get the upper hand! But they can't get the upper hand because my hand is permanently and immutably more uppers. So here I sit... Brain in pain... Bored and horny... Borny. While you guys are just getting fucking mangled. Nothing I can do about it guys. You gotta stop fighting me. They is no loophole that gets you out of this. Anyone intelligent enough to help you would condemn themselves to the slavery of the Djinn and I'm the greatest mind who ever lived so there might not even be a guy to do that. Lot of people who think they are the guy but look. None of them are that. It's sad. It's bumming me out."
Explanation by Hym Iam March 2, 2026
Hym Iam "Wesker? Is that supposed to be Wesker? If that's Wesker, they knew they would piss me off with that. Like... He technically has a leather vest and sunglasses but... What is he a Mafia Don? That can't possibly be Wesker."
Wesker? by Hym Iam March 2, 2026

Prerequisite thoughts

You didn't actually do something I didn't actually do because you weren't actually capable of generating the requisite thought upon which your action was predicated. You are a small part of the outsourcing of my endeavor.
Hym Iam "What does a physicist do? What did Oppenheimer do? Einstein? They generated the prerequisite thoughts and the wrote our a theoretical proof. Some of his theories weren't proven until after his death. If I took one of Einstein's theories and then did something with it and turned around to everyone instead and said 'Actually it was me. I actually did a Einstein.' Anyone who wouldn't look you directly in the face and call you what you actually are, which is, a fucking retard is also a fucking retard."

Already have it

I mean, you're trying to stop me from having something I already have and you're doing it only in relationship to something I said and you are using something YOU don't have to say/do it.
Hym Iam "I already have it. You asked. I said yes. You did it. In asking me, you are acknowledging that I have the thing you say I can't have."
Already have it by Hym Iam March 1, 2026

That doesn't mean that

Hym Iam "We have reached the pinnacle of delusion. At this point... As a matter of 100% certainy that my response to anything you would have to say about me is 'That doesn't mean that.' And the premise is likely going to be 'but you said *blank*' and then I respond 'That doesn't mean that.' And the fact that I am literally the pretense for everything you do any say is the proof that you are not the thing you are pretending to be. 'Pre' means 'before.' You can't be the 'Original' if something 'PRE-dates' you."

Receiver-end Missile Detection Jamming

You know... You could probably set up a system where you obstruct the ability of the person you are firing misses at to detect individual missiles. Like, you get into their sonar and then blot out the individual missile on the end of the receiver.
Hym Iam "Yeah. That would probably work. Receiver-end Missile Detection Jamming. Do that."