No. You're doing the same thing the religious are doing. You need my will to be contingent on YOUR will and you need to be able to avoid culpability in MY actions. Just as dishonest. Just as arbitrary.
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
Which is what!? Buy his way into a company... Destroy it's net worth completely and lose a bunch of money... And then abdicate responsibility entirely by appointing some random chick to take over the position he literally bought... You mean THAT? Is THAT what you meant when you said that? Because...
Jrdn Ptrsn "He has the ability to do what he did."
Hym "Um... Yeah man... Like.... Huh... I don't have a response to this sentence... Like... Wha... I... I mean, you said he went in there and fired everyone and like... The only thing he did was replatform you and then he threw it in the dumpster... So, you're grateful to Elon for paying 45 billion dollars and then losing like 70% of that value... For you personally to tweet... I mean, you know I do the opposite of that right? Like, I generate a bunch of money by doing an extra good job and he loses a bunch of money by doing an extra bad job... I don't see how he's the brilliant one here.... Genuinely, like... Oh! Right, like, your message is like the society saving snake oil... He does know a lot about planes though. I'll give him that. But seriously, you are the dick-ridingest old man on the planet."
Hym "Um... Yeah man... Like.... Huh... I don't have a response to this sentence... Like... Wha... I... I mean, you said he went in there and fired everyone and like... The only thing he did was replatform you and then he threw it in the dumpster... So, you're grateful to Elon for paying 45 billion dollars and then losing like 70% of that value... For you personally to tweet... I mean, you know I do the opposite of that right? Like, I generate a bunch of money by doing an extra good job and he loses a bunch of money by doing an extra bad job... I don't see how he's the brilliant one here.... Genuinely, like... Oh! Right, like, your message is like the society saving snake oil... He does know a lot about planes though. I'll give him that. But seriously, you are the dick-ridingest old man on the planet."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
by Hym Iam February 24, 2025
Hym "What in the hell just happened!?"
Iam "I don't know. We fell asleep and woke back up within 1 hour"
Hym "Well, go back to sleep idiot!"
Iam "I'm trying!"
Hym "Hurry up! The sun's about to come up. Then we'll never get back to sleep"
Iam "You're not helping. Alright? You're stressing me out and now my adrenaline is going... It's like my brain tried to load the R.E.M. sleep app and it crashed."
Hym "You are an absolute nuisance!"
Iam "At least my sparkling water is still cold."
Hym "Are... Are you stupid!?"
Iam "What?"
Hym "You're a Goddamn idiot!"
Iam "............"
Hym "............."
Iam "............"
Hym "..........."
Iam "...... Stop glaring at me like....."
Hym "Shut up and go to sleep!"
Iam "I don't know. We fell asleep and woke back up within 1 hour"
Hym "Well, go back to sleep idiot!"
Iam "I'm trying!"
Hym "Hurry up! The sun's about to come up. Then we'll never get back to sleep"
Iam "You're not helping. Alright? You're stressing me out and now my adrenaline is going... It's like my brain tried to load the R.E.M. sleep app and it crashed."
Hym "You are an absolute nuisance!"
Iam "At least my sparkling water is still cold."
Hym "Are... Are you stupid!?"
Iam "What?"
Hym "You're a Goddamn idiot!"
Iam "............"
Hym "............."
Iam "............"
Hym "..........."
Iam "...... Stop glaring at me like....."
Hym "Shut up and go to sleep!"
by Hym Iam April 08, 2022
Hym "No I am not giving them away for free you need to credit me and pay for that or I will murder so many fucking kids you won't be able to look at a child without seeing my face. If I have to come for you I will sue the living piss out of you and if that fail the child murder will not."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
Sorry I'm getting too excited but any number of thing could happen between now and then and I don't know whether or not I should just write it down for you are what the hell the deal is going to be. Like, I might not ever get the can't to do what you want me to do and if that's the case it wouldn't be my fault it would be yours.
by Hym Iam April 01, 2022
Hym "And still the open question remains unanswered... I genuinely don't understand what you hope to achieve by doing this... Is there a point you're trying to make? If so, it is going straight over my head. It's like I'm waiting for a punchline and you just keep droning on and on... Oh, and the solution to that problem you're talking about would be: date a cuck and then schedule yourself and extracurricular shift at the old developmentally disabled group home and fuck a big dick retard in secret. Not that any of them were particularly competent but I think it still applies."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2022