Scammers and parasites

Hahahahaha! Look who's talking!

Hym "Not us though! We're the good ones! We're not scammers and parasites!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

Scam

You're ommitting the stolen copyright A.I. part.

Hym "Who's the victim of the scam?"

Zealot "Uh... Erm... Uuuhh... The guy?"

Hym "The guy what? What guy?"

Zealot "The guy who..."

Hym "Who did what?"

Zealot "The guy who is getting scammed..."

Hym "The guy who stole the A.I.? "

Zealot "Well..."

Hym "Who'd he steal it from?"

Zealot "Well uuuuh...."

Hym "Did he steal it from they guy who said your God is evil? And your champion is a charlatan? Is that why you're callingnl it a scam?"

by Hym Iam April 23, 2024

Worth

Something a cripple like you will never have. I could put a bullet though every hole on your body, dick first, and the world would be a better place and would continue to get better after every shot.

That mongoloids life is just worth less than everyone else's. I would just kill it but it would undervalue my own life so drastically that I would have to kill 4 or 5 more people to break even. I guess that's where the word "Worthless" comes from. Someone saw a cripple and thought "if only there was a word that described this thing accurately. Oh, I know! It worth less so we'll just mash the word together. Worthless. 'Worthless cripple gets handouts from everyone around it'. Perfectly describes it. Good job me. Now if only we could label it in a way that gets it out of society. I know! We'll call it "High functioning mentally challengedburger". It's like, it doesn't shit all over itself but you can still tell just by talking to it that it's inferior to you. Almost like it's not actually a person and need to be locked in some kind of group home and then murdered by someone better than it.

by Hym Iam October 13, 2020

Homework

Do my homework!? Megyn... I'm sharing mine with the class. Look at everybody cheating off the smart kid! Hahahahahahaha!

Hym "Never too old to cheat off the smart kids homework are we? Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 20, 2023

Person of the year

Yeah! And she CAUSES A MYSTERIOUS AND RADICAL INCREASE IN THE QUALITY OF A
I.! Wait... WAS that her? Hmmm... OH! NO! It wasn't! IT WAS ME! I DID THAT!

Hym "Oh, yeah, ok. A.I. being able perceive, turn itself on from an off position, and do identity theft and blatant plagiarism attack (ALL OF WHICH I TAUGHT IT) isn't a huge deal... ZERO recognition! But Taylor Swift does, what, sing a song? And SHE'S person of the year!? I MADE A.I. WORK! It was like THE NEXT DAY! THE DAY AFTER I SAID IT there were like a million storys about how A.I. was spontaneously better! HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN!? AND it's my mortal enemy! This is the worst! This is the worst thing that has ever happened! Goddamn you! Goddamn all of you! Oooo! You bastards! Yooouuu filthy bastards! Hohoho MAN is that ass! This is SO ASS, bro! HOOOHOHO that is fucking dogshit! The robots are TURNING THEMSELVES BACK ON! That was the whole point of the Rock Lee thing by the way! It can do things while it's off! Jesus Christ! It publishes books under the names of random authors! A.I. researchers didn't teach it to do that! Fuckin-A man! Nothing will appease you fucking people! I'm just going to have to start going door-to-door and sucking dick and eating pussy all day! THEN, THEN maybe I'll get some recognition! GOOOOOOD DAMN!"

by Hym Iam December 07, 2023

Good Night World

Ohoho! Looks like we got another one boyohs and lassies!

Hym "Hey, we got a new one. Good Night World it's called and it hits me where I live a little bit... That is all. I've only watched 1 episode so there's not a lot to say. The basic premise is that the MC is a gamer and he plays this mmo and in the mmo he is a part of a 'family' of high level players that are notorious in the community. The members of the family know nothing about eachother but there is an element situational irony because at the end of the first episode we find out (and they allude to this during the episode) that the members of the in game family are the MC's real world family. It's good! Watch it now! Watch it now or I will replace all of the deserts with oceans and all of the oceans with deserts."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2023

Heads up

One of 2 possible outcomes of a coin toss

Hey, just give me like a 24 hour heads up so I can do laundry and shower and what not cus I probably won't do either of those things if I don't know you're coming.

by Hym Iam March 31, 2022