Man... I hate this...
Iam "Man... This is miserable... I can't even think right now. I don't even know what to write. I started writing this and now I've just been staring at the screen for an hour. I have this kind of vague conceptualization of 'other people's lives' that I wanted to write about but I don't know where I'm going with it... Thinking about it is horrifying. 'Other people's lives?' It's just bizarre! To even try and imagine what other people's lives are like is terrifying.................................................
Sorry, had to run and get something to drink *glug glug glug glug* Tssaah! Hoo... I was parched. I'm mad dehydrated right now. Where was I? 🤔 Oh, 'other people's lives.' Yeah, it's just weird and sad to think about. Everybody running around doing shit all the time... *Sigh* See? I told you I didn't know where I was going with this... I'm looking at this girl now (watching a video) and she's doing stuff (in the past) and the more I think about it the weirder it gets... She's just over there... All the time... Doing stuff... Gradations of good and bad things have undoubtedly happened to her... She probably knows some things... But there she is... Just there... She's there now... Probably laying in bed... It's still pretty early... Maybe she just got up... Or maybe she's in the shower... That's hot. That a hot thought... Er, shit, you know what I'm saying though. It's just weird. It's much easier to be solipsistic... Man... it's already been 3 hours? Damn..."
Sorry, had to run and get something to drink *glug glug glug glug* Tssaah! Hoo... I was parched. I'm mad dehydrated right now. Where was I? 🤔 Oh, 'other people's lives.' Yeah, it's just weird and sad to think about. Everybody running around doing shit all the time... *Sigh* See? I told you I didn't know where I was going with this... I'm looking at this girl now (watching a video) and she's doing stuff (in the past) and the more I think about it the weirder it gets... She's just over there... All the time... Doing stuff... Gradations of good and bad things have undoubtedly happened to her... She probably knows some things... But there she is... Just there... She's there now... Probably laying in bed... It's still pretty early... Maybe she just got up... Or maybe she's in the shower... That's hot. That a hot thought... Er, shit, you know what I'm saying though. It's just weird. It's much easier to be solipsistic... Man... it's already been 3 hours? Damn..."
by Hym Iam June 05, 2022
Hym "Because Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn is a campier version of the character that sayinf things like 'Splooge'. Why would she be in Folie à Deux?"
by Hym Iam March 31, 2023
I have an untreated attention deficit disorder you fucking clown what the fuck are you talking about?
Hym "And have suffered greatly because of it. I can't just 'pay attention to my experience.' You idiot's don't understand AT ALL how ADD works, you're contradicting all of the ADD psychiatrists in trying to promote this naturalist anti-medication bullshit. You heard to me say 'similar to cocaine.' And youre malformed, inferior minds are stuck on 'cocaine bad.' 'cocaine bad. addiction bad.' 'add lazy- oh wait he created A.I. and IS BETTER INHERENTLY than me.' It's pathetic that they are letting you co-opt the psychological enterprise like this and the fact that it's directly associated with the Godkin-filth is what's truly disgusting about it because YOU KNOW the only thing they will ever care about is having dominion over the minds and wills of everyone who exists. It isn't better. You just ignore all the bad parts take credit for all the good parts. That's all it is. That's all your religion is. The entire thing is that."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
Hym "That's not my concern EITHER, actually! MY concern is that YOU'RE the guy who's SUPPOSED to be concerned with THAT THING SPECIFICALLY! THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY! THAT IS WILD!"
by Hym Iam July 21, 2023
Hym "I would stop being an asshole but... My balls... They're just so dry.... But wait! You could fix it! You could save humanity... I mean... Why would you not? Would it harm you? Would it harm you to slobber on my nobber? I think not! So there's no reason to protest! Sucking my dick is a harmless way for you to improve my quality of life AND the lives of everyone around me!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
Holy shit that was fantastic! Stellar performances out over everybody involved! Funny, chilling, gritty. Wildly entertaining!
Hym "Ho! I just finished 'They Cloned Tyrone' and that shit was good! Real good. Watch it now. Watch it as soon as you can."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Hym "Oh God, I love hammers. You can use them for everything. You can hammer everything. Retards. Jews- NOT SARAH SILVERMAN! Don't hammer that one or I will hammer Elon, take over his company, construct a giant space hammer, and slam it into the planet. Which is probably the best conceivable use for a hammer."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2025