You're full of shit, Emma

That's why no one care when you say it. The things you say don't carry as much weight when YOU say them because...

Hym "You're full of shit, Emma. Literally everything is racism to you so when cry racism it doesn't carry any weight. You radically over-represent the degree to which things are things, on LITERALLY every topic. So, yeah, people can see that. People can see you being full of shit... And it makes you untrustworthy. So, I have to lend credence to the shit you say... Because I am BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU AND THE RETARDS YOU FUCK. You're dumb. I'm brilliant. And settler colonialism is just RACISM Emma! EVERYTHING IS RACISM TO YOU! No! THE JEWS SAY IT THE CULTURE! THEIR CULTURE IS THE RELIGION! SO IT'S NOT THE THING YOU SAID... IT'S THE THING I SAID!"

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Worthy

I've done more for everyone than you have done for anyone.

Hym "Yeah, hey, don't care if I don't get the credit and the money I'm going to kill a kid and then myself. I'm not doing anything beyond this to get it. I'm not trying to lift Thor's hammer. I don't need to be worthy. I'm either getting credited and paid for my labor or I'm killing a kid and then myself. End of discussion."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2024

Janus

They found a bifurcated star! The Hydrogen and Helium are split right down the middle. (Almost)

Hym "YAHNOOSE! That's a fun way to say Janus. Ironically enough, it DOESN'T rhyme with ANUS. WHY DOES IT DO THAT THOUGH!? Why is it split like that? It's so weird! Space is dumb man..."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2023

Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

by Hym Iam August 05, 2023

You know how I get

Yeah, no, Alex you're doing a fine job but

Hym "You know how I get when it comes to Jordan I mean, he is being fucking ridiculous right now"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

That's not my concern

HOHOHOHOHO! Not what you say buddy! And you want to threaten me!?

Hym "That's not my concern EITHER, actually! MY concern is that YOU'RE the guy who's SUPPOSED to be concerned with THAT THING SPECIFICALLY! THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY! THAT IS WILD!"

by Hym Iam July 21, 2023

Asshole

Suck my dick bitch

Hym "I would stop being an asshole but... My balls... They're just so dry.... But wait! You could fix it! You could save humanity... I mean... Why would you not? Would it harm you? Would it harm you to slobber on my nobber? I think not! So there's no reason to protest! Sucking my dick is a harmless way for you to improve my quality of life AND the lives of everyone around me!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023