Hym Iam's definitions

What's happening here

You want me and my life to be worse than yours on the basis of things I've said so you are trying to deny me the credit for the things I've done because if you can't punish me for doing things you don't like (regardless of the consequences or laws) then your just going to refuse to reward me for my virtues EXCEPT you aren't actually rewarding people with "resources" for their virtues... You are stealing resources for and giving resources to the fat cocks because they make your pussy twitch and it FeEeEeLS SoOo GoOoOoD!!! You're like the Key and Peele "Awkward" sketch where you don't actually have a genuine thought in your head so it's just "I choose the bear!" And I say, just feed anyone who chooses the bear to a bear. And THAT is why the Taliban exists and THAT is what makes Muhammad a fucking genius because THAT stops THIS from happening and if your faculties of reason could override your orgasm derived brain spams it wouldn't be necessary. It's also why we don't need sex robots because (in the context of determinism AND evolutionary biology) WE ALREADY HAVE THEM AND THEY ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DO.

So this is what's happening here:

Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."

You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"

Hym "Seriously, I-"

You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"

Hym 😑

You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*

Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"

You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
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Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"

You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"

Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"

You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*

Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2025

Inverted Pyramid

That's literally just skewing a story in accordance with your bias.

Hym "The level of importance regarding information in a piece is entirely subjective and is always going to tow 1 of 2 partisan lines. That's not an inverted pyramid it's just implicit bias that coincides with your own implicit bias. I qualify and contextualize my position on everything, we all know I'm just going off the cuff here, and I've stated before that my viewers need to 'wait for the next one' and wait for my position on any topic to distill or solidify. We allow time and other people to either prove me right or prove me wrong here."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2023

Why make Joe Rogan an enemy

I'm pretty sure I commanded somebody to get the fuck over here... You tell him to get his bitch ass over here.

Hym "Joe Rogan? More like Hoe, um... Jogan? Right? Why make Joe Rogan an enemy? Because I told them to get over here and if I'm right about my alien abduction theory he literally can't, ya know... Do that... So yeah, HOOOOOOOE JOGAN!!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

Sarcastic

What you should have said is "It's MY PERSONAL PREFERENCE for what I want in a partner"

Hym "Why? Because to the retard feminist liberals the word 'Preference' is like and EMP grenade. It shuts off their ability to argue their point. They can't ever contest the word 'Preference' because then they have to cede their fat cock 'preference' defense. And they won't ever do that. Sarcastic was a nice attempt."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2023

Identity

Jordan... It’s subjective either way. You’re not willing to negotiate. No one is. You’ve substantiated every claim I’ve ever made. It isn’t possible for me to NOT be the person I am claiming to be because you are all watching me be perpetually correct (in real time) every time I’ve said anything. I’ve done all of the things I’ve said I’ve done. I am what I say I am. The difference is YOU ARE NOT. YOU need to negotiate your identity because you can’t be better than you are. You wouldn’t be able to get anything. You have to do what you’re doing now. All of you. Because, if you don’t, I’m just better.

Hym “ ‘He is what he says he is 😩 I’m not 😩’ Who am I? Who am I imitating there? What’s the identity of the guy that I’m imitating? You know, there’s no difference between imitation and worship. Fucking fraud. I could have shot you kids in the face for this. What you’re doing here. Right in there little kiddy brains. Every drop of blood spilled and every SINGLE tear shed, you would have absolutely deserved it for this. Enjoy ruling in hell you piece of shit. You did this to everyone. Because I’m not just me. I’m also Hym.”

by Hym Iam November 26, 2022

Superordinate Time

Solves that problem by the way.

Hym "I'm the chief proponent of 'Superordinate Time theory' but I see what you mean."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Impetus

The driving force behind something. The force that makes something happen.

Hym " Someone else

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You ----------> Me
Behold! The Triangle of Conceptual Impetus. I act upon someone else. You use the act as the impetus to act upon me. To you, I'm 'someone else.' does you acting upon someone else (Me) give me the right to use that act as the impetus to, then, act on someone else? If no, how are you justified in using my action as the impetus to act upon me? If yes, how am I not justified in using your act as the impetus to act on someone else? And what is the initial impetus that cause me to act in the first place? Just a few things to consider..."

by Hym Iam June 4, 2022