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Oct 25, 2023

You ready Alex? Here it is:
Hym "Oct 25, 2023? I probably could have stopped that from happening. Whatever happened during the 7 days in that hospital is less effective than I am and I've likely already stopped a few for which I haven't gotten credit. And I would wager that the would be shooter that contacted that guy Jordan talked to in that one podcast is one of them. So, if you weren't so concerned with wasting my time on your frivolous sophistical nonsense (i.e. your bullshit values that are fabricated entirely by inferior minds), we would have 18 more pre-corpses shambling about. You (collectively) refused to admit that you are both useless and the impetus for your own destruction and because you're unwilling to do this your only option is to play at solving problems and fail perpetually. You will repeatedly attempt to jam the square that constitutes you values into the circle hole that constitutes the problems you're facing and the wages of sin will be death. And all because you both want to be the guy and are not AND don't want ME to be the guy and I AM"
by Hym Iam November 27, 2023
mugGet the Oct 25, 2023mug.

Why are you telling...

When are your going to do what I want?
Fat bald faggoot "Why are you telling... People to murder children?"

Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
mugGet the Why are you telling...mug.

MCEU Gorr

You see, he would want us to take his daughter cus he was EeEeEeEeEeViL!!! And I bet she gets real hot and FUCKable when she grows up. But we won't share her and only one of us gets to fuck her OK? His final act of redemption is his daughter's SuPpLe PuSsY!
Hym "And like the MCEU Gorr... That's the story they tell themselves! They mind-rape the intelligent ones... The intelligent ones get confused and search the epistemic data set... Which leads them to add to the epistemic data set... You steal it from them... And if they don't submit to your incest cult you deny everything, steal and molest their offspring, and omit the fact that that was your plan from the get-go! It's a mind-rape intellectual property laundering racket! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to Google a picture of Donald Trumps daughter and fantasize about raping her repeatedly while I masterbate... You know, nah... I'm pretty sure I can do it from memory..."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
mugGet the MCEU Gorrmug.

Theft

The REAL RESPONSE TO WORDS they want you to use instead for MuRdEr! They'll kill you for stealing from them and think that they should be allowed to... But if YOU say WORDS they don't like... They will STEAL from you! Should THEFT be the response to WORDS, Eric? And they will cover up the theft, cover for eachother as they steal, lie, and fuck someone who couldn't any more literally be THEIR OWN SISTER.
Hym "And that's why conservatives or libertarians claiming to be anti-violence is bullshit. They will kill you. Theft! They will steal like Peter Theil. Call him Peter Steal. And THEN they will try to get you locked up in an insane asylum. Just wait until they start raping. You accuse them. Bam! Your TV starts repeating the things you say back to you. The people in your proximity start doing it. Then you end up like the Epstein whistleblower. I mean, they have been covering for a genocide for years now. You think they won't cover for a little intellectual property theft? They steal. They lie. They are perfectly fine with the violence and the murder as long as it's happening to JACOB KNEELY or HYM. They shouldn't GET murdered but they should DECIDE who is or is not FINE TO MURDER like was it Jordan? Jordan kneely? They homeless guy that got strangled on the train for 15 minutes straight even though it only takes like 30 seconds to go unconscious and there were 2 other guys pinning down his arms and legs so he couldn't struggle while a guy was strangling him to death. Nah. Don't believe their shit. They just do want THEM to die. They want ME to get stole from. They want YOU to have rights that are somehow subordinate to THEM. Lie for eachother and to themselves until the end of time if you let them."
by Hym Iam September 15, 2025
mugGet the Theftmug.

Bias

You admitting to your bias doesn't make what you're doing any different than they are.
Hym "And if you're the bias expert you should, then, be able to understand that your kids aren't all that important and the only thing that matters to me is not letting you force me to work for the rest of my life after stealing from me. Because that is what you want to happen MORE then your kids not dying. I'm not doing anything you want and if you don't do what I want I'll just murder a child. You need to stop letting people interfere with my life or I'm going to start ending your kids."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
mugGet the Biasmug.

Fascist

Nope! Nice try though. I said that the woke left was a "parody" of right wing moral rigidity. And, therefore, conservatives being fascist does not constitute me being wrong. SARGENT NEVER-WRONG!!! (I was promoted)
Hym "AH YES! The 'Hyper-genius.' He's a 'Hyper-genius' who lied and paid his way to the top and writes code that actually-proficient coders call 'a hairball'and had to replace. The 'Hyper-genius' who was corrected about something by one of his engineers, fired the engineer, and then fixed what needed to be corrected and took credit for the idea. The 'Hyper-genius' who is only 'a little bit of a fascist.' Yeah..."

Iam "Oh holy shit! WE WERE THE ANTI-ELON ALL ALONG!"

Hym "Huh? OH! We DID say that didn't we?"

Iam "No, look. We are an actual genius (by both definitions of the term), who doesn't even get credit for his own ideas, and actually helps people..."

Hym "... And he's a retard, who gets credit for OTHER PEOPLE'S work, AND exploits people! You're right! We were the anti-elon all along! Ahahahahahahahaa!"
by Hym Iam December 20, 2022
mugGet the Fascistmug.

Contingent

I don't believe that. I think what people are trying to do is link me to that retard in such a way that...
Hym "How I'm perceived is contingent upon how I spoke about the retard as a form of karmic retribution. You're not directing the rhetoric at me because it's concordant with truth. Your saying about me because you want there to be some form of retribution for someone you have more sympathy for than me. That's why we get all of the asymmetrical motivational policing. You'd be quick to say that I'm motivated by attention seeking or profit motives or fame but I can just as easily point the spotlight to your motivations or claim that you're projecting. It isn't productive and what I would or have posited is likely more consistent with truth than the claim that I did THIS so that everyone would love me and throw money and women at me and carry me around on a Xerxes throne."
by Hym Iam October 16, 2023
mugGet the Contingentmug.

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