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Here's why they are dumb...
Hym "Right but the problem with your uncivil protests is that the government doesn't give a shit if Wal-Mart's windows get busted because 'ThEy HaVe InSuRaNcE!' The people you collectively have a problem with aren't the ones paying the price for your discontent because you aren't even GOING TO WHERE THEY ARE. And now that you've framed protesting AT THE ACTUAL PLACE WHERE THE PEOPLE YOU ARE PROTESTING ARE as an 'Insurrection' and 'violence bad' the people responsible for the collective discontent are never even affected by the thing you're doing to other people who are not them. It's like a peasant revolt where the peasants burn down everything EXCEPT FOR THE KING'S CASTLE and then just go home. It doesn't work. What are you going to do? Replace the guy who says he believes the things you believe with another guy who claims to believe what you believe? 2 or 4 years from now? That's already been happening. 'If OnLy It WaSn'T fOr ThE oThEr GuY!' you'll perpetually cry but YOU'RE already were you are. You're an object in motion. So, it doesn't really matter is it doesn't work. But you know what does work (and I'm not advocating for this) 100% of the time? The threat of hammer clowns. In theory. They are the only thing keeping us safe. Hammer clowns and the threat of hammer clowns. Just look at Afghanistan. Their hammer clowns won and now they need new hammer clowns or be ruled by taliban indefinitely. If only they were amenable to reason.... Hmm... Tragic... Oh well..."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
Get the Uncivil Protestsmug. It doesn't and neither does my community or country. If you are not going to give me the rights that I have according to the current state of the board... I'm just going to kill as many kids as I can and kill myself... So, when am I going to get my 5th amendment right to due compensation for my property because if the IRS shows up before YOU DO to PAY ME... Somebody's kid is going to pay for you and your kids only have one thing for me to take.
Hym "No... It doesn't. And even worse, is if the spiral goes off and you try to detain me in any way because that would NOT be good... For YOU. That will kill us all. It'll kill until I am free (in the absolute sense) and then if I'm not freed it'll kill us all."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2025
Get the No... It doesn'tmug. by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
Get the Hot Pocketmug. Isn't it wild that you have a person (in Piers Morgan) who claims to be a staunch believer in God who will still go on his show and lie blatantly on camera about what happened on that train?
Hym "So, NBC reported that Neely neither had a weapon nor threatened to use one. The initial reporting had no mention of threats of violence but rather ranting about being hungry and thirsty and not caring whether he lived or died (again reported by NBC). The defense tried to claim that Neely died from a combination of Schizophrenia, synthetic Marijuana, Sickle trait, and the struggle of being restrained and that there was no way to know how much pressure was used while Penny was choking him which is FUCKING INSANE!
Hym "So, NBC reported that Neely neither had a weapon nor threatened to use one. The initial reporting had no mention of threats of violence but rather ranting about being hungry and thirsty and not caring whether he lived or died (again reported by NBC). The defense tried to claim that Neely died from a combination of Schizophrenia, synthetic Marijuana, Sickle trait, and the struggle of being restrained and that there was no way to know how much pressure was used while Penny was choking him which is FUCKING INSANE!
The fact that they were even able to suggest that as a cause of death is FUCKING INSANE! 1. An autopsy would show bruising around Neely's neck and you would be able to deduce from that bruising how much pressure was used to strangle him to death. 2. YOU KNOW that that list of bullshit is not what caused him to die there! Holy shit! That is fucking wild! A not guilty verdict is insane there. These pundits where just recently decrying the fact the progressives were conflating speech with violence... Only to turn around and call Jordan Neely's speech violence and then say it's justification to strangle him to death. I, myself, am living proof they do not care about threats of violence (or they wouldn't be stealing my shit and using my rhetoric to both win elections and proselytize for the incest cult). But there were 2 people other than Penny subduing Neely. It is AT THAT POINT that it is incumbent upon Penny to stop strangling Neely. And now you have the pundits cheering on the death of Neely while decrying people for cheering on the death of Health insurance CEO. It's insane. These people are vermin. I think we would have got more milage out of a pundit assassin."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2024
Get the Not Guiltymug. In the Magic the Gathering community this word means "Cards that add mana to increase the speed of your development". This can include Creatures, Artifacts, and Tokens.
Iam "See how the left is ramping up in response to the Florida shit?"
Hym "Yep... *Sips smoothie*... See how that works?"
Iam "Did we not tell them that's how it works?"
Hym "Everyone has been telling everyone how it works for thousands of years... They don't listen because they already have a thing that they believe and cognitive dissonance is a thing that exists..."
Iam "Hmmm.... We should have drank the smoothie faster..."
Hym "Yeah..... Mmm..."
Hym "Yep... *Sips smoothie*... See how that works?"
Iam "Did we not tell them that's how it works?"
Hym "Everyone has been telling everyone how it works for thousands of years... They don't listen because they already have a thing that they believe and cognitive dissonance is a thing that exists..."
Iam "Hmmm.... We should have drank the smoothie faster..."
Hym "Yeah..... Mmm..."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
Get the Rampingmug. Hym "Hey, that's almost what I'm talking about! I guess I spoke too soon! I'm glad I could help! Still being a bit of a smart ass though but, hey, this is adding up to be a hell of a lot of people! How many fucking are doing that!? What's my fucking score!? Holy shit! Really? How many travelers ride atop the might adamantoise that is Hym!? Hahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
Get the Almostmug. Hym "Shit! First a kidnapping and then an assassination attempt!? God damn! I can't fuckin believe they actually tried it! That is wild. Trump shot. A bystander dead. The assassin is ALSO dead."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
Get the Assassinationmug.