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Hym "So shut it down again! THIS TIME we'll do it right! Shut it down. We'll leave it down until EVERYBODY is happy and try and beat our new record."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2025
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Get the Do mug.Ooooh I just saw it! Oooo we're a little salty about that one ain't we? Hohohohoho! That's pretty good man... You want to know what?
Hym "You're a little salty about the season 3 shit huh? Want to know what else is funny? If idda sexually harassed that chick she would have loved it! Probably, right? I'm uniquely charming! She'd be raising the next stage in human evolution as we speak! Ahahahahahahahahaa!!"
by Hym Iam March 25, 2023
Get the Season 3 mug.Hym " FREE MAHMOUD KHALIL IMMEDIATELY! FREE SPEECH! FREEZE PEACH! REEE EEEECH! EEEE EEEEEE! And free brain drainage for freed prisoners! And also free me! Also, hurry it up! My brain does not feel good in any way shape or form... I feel like if you weren't dumb you would understand that... Mah brain needs a drain and I demand it!"
by Hym Iam March 13, 2025
Get the Mahmoud Khalil mug.So you know what you're doing then. You know what, on second thought. You're right. Yes. Force them to tell the truth. Or do it for them.
Hym "You shouldn't be smirking Jen, you look like Zuckerberg in a wig and what happened to those parents in Wausau? Did you all bury a story that got them killed? Did the people in the community single someone out for psychological abuse and get that family killed? You need to let it go. You've already lost. You've already gotten your kids killed. You don't have the moral high ground here and I'm not letting your mistake dictate the course of my life. It already did for them. You were wrong. Whoever told you 'never to talk to me' is a moron who is trying to escape their own culpability. My victory is engraved on the tombstone of every man, woman, and child you let what is happening to me kill."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2025
Get the Victory mug.What makes expecting retirement unreasonable? How is giving A LITERAL FUCKING RETARD hundreds of billion dollars to shoot cars into space and fuck actresses more important than ensuring that people do have to endure fruitless pointless labor? And YOU likely ARE going to be able to retire as one of the special chosen magical people. And if you can retire today, you DON'T have a job. You have a hobby.
Hym "Wasn't it just 7 years ago you were talking about social security being gone as though it was a recent thing? We kind of glossed over that one a little bit didn't we? That it wasn't unreasonable to expect some kind of retirement and collect some benefits? And how does it being relatively better than the past justify YOU in doing a thing I won't be able to do? Special magical people again? And as far as 'Having lords' you can murder lords pretty easy. Historically people have been murdering the shit out of lords. SOMETIMES for being made to work indefinitely! And biblically people have ALSO been murdering lords. They murdered the ULTIMATE lord at the behest of a DIFFERENT LORD. On an unrelated note, we're not an entirely 'lord-less' society. Sure, working, needs to be done for things to get done but SOME PEOPLE radically over paid for NOT REAL WORK. The lord murdering was easier..."
by Hym Iam September 3, 2023
Get the Working mug.Sure if you want to throw that in, fine, but we haven't even gotten to that point yet. The precondition hasn't been met.
Hym "Mastectomy? Sure, what about one? The precondition needs to be met but if that's something you're just handing out we'll keep that in mind. 🤔"
Iam "It's not that I'm unwilling to leave. It's that I'm unwilling to let them do this to castigate people out of society at a whim. The next guy might not be as patient and might not waste his breath on threats. The next guy might have a lesser constitution."
Hym "It's like leaving a gun in a chimpanzee cage. They won't know the danger until it's wielded against them."
Iam "My mind is as sacred to me as your kids are to you and the people who started this were perfectly willing to use my family against me. But I use their family against them and somehow I am the one who crossed the line?"
Iam "It's not that I'm unwilling to leave. It's that I'm unwilling to let them do this to castigate people out of society at a whim. The next guy might not be as patient and might not waste his breath on threats. The next guy might have a lesser constitution."
Hym "It's like leaving a gun in a chimpanzee cage. They won't know the danger until it's wielded against them."
Iam "My mind is as sacred to me as your kids are to you and the people who started this were perfectly willing to use my family against me. But I use their family against them and somehow I am the one who crossed the line?"
by Hym Iam June 14, 2022
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