Hym Iam's definitions
Retard "The men should be better though!"
Hym "What constitutes 'better' is RELATIVELY more money than someone (at a correlation of .7) and a relatively fatter cock (probably like .29). Population collapse can't be blamed on men because the system is designed in such a way that the majority of men CAN'T have relatively more money than everyone else."
Hym "What constitutes 'better' is RELATIVELY more money than someone (at a correlation of .7) and a relatively fatter cock (probably like .29). Population collapse can't be blamed on men because the system is designed in such a way that the majority of men CAN'T have relatively more money than everyone else."
by Hym Iam May 20, 2023
Get the Population collapsemug. Hym "My guy.... Every episode now, every other word out of your mouth is a cut at me (in between proclaiming your moral righteousness to the heavens that your filthy God beast may spare you from the horror and depravity of the world). And yes. They are also doing the thing you are doing. The people you are informing don't shop at that store and the people at that store don't watch your show. Way to gaslight your fans though. I'm really enjoying this because I said (initially) that people were doing the thing you're doing and you've all done me the service of proving me correct. You have my undying gratitude."
Iam "This is not something you should be doing to people. Regardless of whether or not you think they deserve it. All you've done is proven that you're perfectly fine with using your enemy's methodology. You being relatively less wrong does not make it ok for you to use that same Orwellian tactics that they use. I watch what's his face redefine words just like they do. You try to doublespeak me out of existence. You're not better than me you piece of shit. Go fuck yourself."
Hym "And no I'm not going to stop watching you. I need more material to steal. Because that's fair game apparently."
Iam "This is not something you should be doing to people. Regardless of whether or not you think they deserve it. All you've done is proven that you're perfectly fine with using your enemy's methodology. You being relatively less wrong does not make it ok for you to use that same Orwellian tactics that they use. I watch what's his face redefine words just like they do. You try to doublespeak me out of existence. You're not better than me you piece of shit. Go fuck yourself."
Hym "And no I'm not going to stop watching you. I need more material to steal. Because that's fair game apparently."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
Get the Episodemug. No. The cynics would say:
Hym "Opium isn't smiley faces and rainbows though. It's highly addictive and the euphoria is contrasted by the withdrawal. The 'Hell' would be the withdrawal part. The withdrawal is the downsides of the religion that the religious refuse to acknowledge. It's a microcosm vs macrocosm analogy. It make you, the religious person, feel better about things (Your suffering, the suffering of others, your incredulity, your inevitable death, the death of your loved ones) but in MACROCOSM... It's tool you (collectively) use to coerce behavior, justify violence, non-cooperation, or other general malfeasance. So, once again, you're misrepresenting the analogy for the purpose of reframing it as a 'lie.' It isn't a lie. You're reading comprehension is bad."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
Get the Opiummug. Holy shit are there a lot of them... That is fucking hilarious!
Hym "Boy oh boy, am I glad we won the Cold War! Otherwise there would be a bunch of commies infesting our institutions! Convincing an entire
generation of our population that communism is a good thing. That shit would have been wild! 30% of our population would identify as imaginary made up genders and blatantly ignore objective reality.All of the social media outlets would be ran and operated by these commies and they would almost exclusively control how we disseminate information.
Hym "Boy oh boy, am I glad we won the Cold War! Otherwise there would be a bunch of commies infesting our institutions! Convincing an entire
generation of our population that communism is a good thing. That shit would have been wild! 30% of our population would identify as imaginary made up genders and blatantly ignore objective reality.All of the social media outlets would be ran and operated by these commies and they would almost exclusively control how we disseminate information.
It wouldn't be hard for them to usurp our government from there. All they'd have to do is find a way to guarantee an election victory by exploiting the fact that only half the population actually votes to determine who is going to be the president. Which would be easy to do because the people who don't vote wouldn't know that someone else cast a ballot in their name (assuming that you found a way to convince people that voting in person was dangerous and made so that people casting votes no longer had to verify their identity). And then they could just institute a bunch of Kafkaesque/Orwellian bureaucracies to maintain control even when their party was no longer in power. That way voting them out wouldn't even work because they could just try again in 4 years (because they never have to stop trying). It would be kind of like this gangstalking thing I'm always on about. Except in Macrocosm. They could just be incessant about it and keep on doing it until they get the desired outcome. And there wouldn't be any evidence because they just don't ever have to admit they're doing it and can keep doing it until all of the people who believe that it's happening are dead. Man... I'm glad that's not happening... Unless they're going to make me their king. In which case, I'm going to need a giant Xerxes throne made of gold and would be very glad that it's happening. Commie King Xerxes... Yeaaaahh...."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
Get the Commiemug. Hym "Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! Pope Francis was giving a speech and some little girl ran up to him and started touching his mic and THIS MOTHERFUCKER straight up accused her of having special needs!!! He said 'She has an illness' and the video is titled 'Pope Francis responds to girl with special needs!' WHAT!? WHAT!? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT SHIT!? IS THAT TRUE!? She walks right up to him... Grabs his mic... Gets in the Homelander stance... And stares him right in the face! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! I FUCKING LOVE THIS KID! HAHA! FIND THAT GIRL! FIND HER AND GIVE HER 1 MILLION DOLLARS! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S PRICELESS! Find out whether or not she has special needs. He used the word 'illness' so he could back-pedal if he needs to later and say 'Well, um, it's a SPIRITUAL ILLNESS! That's what I REALLY meant!' Pfffft! God! Bwahahaha! I love it! I love it! That's my favorite thing today! Oh man! Perfect! That is the best thing that has ever happened!"
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
Get the Pope Francismug. Tell you that the consequences of YOU doing the thing you're doing will be child murder is not "telling YOU to commit an act violence"
by Hym Iam June 8, 2024
Get the Incitingmug. Der Führer JeepJorp "Well, that depends on how many people are willing to *Shoulder their cross (Do what I say) and busy themselves with trivial nonsense while I DER FÜHRER JEEPJORP HAVE ALL THE CONTROL! AND ALL THE MONEY! I'LL HAVE ALL THE CURATED CONVERSATIONS! AND PEOPLE WILL THINK HOW I TELL THEM TO THINK! AND IF THEY DON'T... I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM THEM! I'M SAVING THEM! I'M SAVING THEM FROM THE POST-MODERNIST NEO-MARXISTS! I'M SAVING THEM ALL!!!"
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
Get the *Shoulder their crossmug.