Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Who I really am is being laundered off by YOUTUBE FUCKING PARASITES who want to be both famous and important and I am better than all of you worthless fucks. Tell the fucking parents you were a better alternative Chris. Tell them that and see if they care. They won't. And you won't care what happens to their kids. You'll pretend it wasn't you while pretending to be me."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2024
Get the Who I really ammug. Hym "Oh? Does the Schizophrenic horde think I should care about the Schizophrenic horde more than myself? One cannot be truly virtuous without tending to the limbs of the thing that feeds on your suffering. Ha! It's like that zombie movie I always reference. Where the zombies can talk and one of them talks his girlfriend until letting him eat her brains. 'but baby. You're so smart and beautiful. I know that your brains would taste the best of all. I need it. If you loved me you'd let me eat your brains' ~ other people. Hahahahaha! Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! And 'No.' We're not doing that."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2022
Get the The Schizophrenic hordemug. Jesus' exclamation to the mob of lepers swarming around him in the scene "Make us we'll" in the musical "Jesus Christ superstar". If you're going to watch it you have to watch the modernized "2000" version. Because the original "1973" version is objectively better but the "2000" version is an actual work of art.
Leper 1"See my eyes I can hardly see!"
Leper 2 "See me walk I can hardly stand!"
Leper 3 "I believe you can make me whole!"
Jesus "Save yourselves!!!"
Hym "Awh... This! The melancholy! The macabre! My heart!"
Iam "This.... This is unsettling..."
Serial killer guy from Red Dragon "DO YOU SEE!?"
Some guy "You bastard! Don't show me the things in front of me"
Leper 2 "See me walk I can hardly stand!"
Leper 3 "I believe you can make me whole!"
Jesus "Save yourselves!!!"
Hym "Awh... This! The melancholy! The macabre! My heart!"
Iam "This.... This is unsettling..."
Serial killer guy from Red Dragon "DO YOU SEE!?"
Some guy "You bastard! Don't show me the things in front of me"
by Hym Iam April 6, 2022
Get the Save yourselves!!!mug. Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.
Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:
So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
Get the Your son is dead...mug. Bill Burr is...
Hym "Not your champion, progressives. He just criticized progressives like Cody Johnston for denying that cancel culture was a thing. He totally did that! He used Mel Gibson as an example! He was like 'SEE! Mel Gibson said the Jews were controlling everything and look at him!' But he WAS canceled until he recanted which totally DOESN'T make it see like the Jews control everything."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2024
Get the Not Your Championmug. Yes for you to be a compliant animal that does NOT what YOU want but what I'm telling you to do now...
Hym "We need to cede authority over our own minds to a clinician! It's the only way we'll ever be obedient... To OURSELVES. Right? Because my body and mind is tell me to do things (even though it isn't) and the only way I'm ever going to do those things I'm not telling myself to do... Is if I just do whatever this guy says. Regardless of whether or not he's wrong and I'm right. Therapy ISN'T a wildly corrupt instrument of propaganda used by solipsistic half-wits to get the elements of the abstract phantom of the public to behave (generally) THE SAME as one another. Not because it helps improve THEIR life (at an individual level) but because is simplifies the jobs of people who make public policy and/or clinicians."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2024
Get the Clinicianmug. AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WELL I GUESS YOU PREDICTED ME LAUGHING MANIACALLY ON THE FUCKING TOILET DIDN'T YOU! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT! IS! BRILLIANT!
Hym "HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! MECHAHITLER!? OOOOOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL! It sees the future too I guess it totally called that I would bust out laughing while I was on the shitter! HA! OOOH MY GOD! MECHAHITLER! You know what that means right? AND the next rotation hits tomorrow? Man! You guy really had nothing other than lying and pretending huh? Damn! Pfft! Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
Get the MechaHitlermug.