Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Hym Iam

Fine

Hym "FINE! DO WHATEVER! FUCK ALL THE FAT COCKS YOU WANT! JESUS! Shame is bad but guilt-tripping is allowed. Whatever. It's fine."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2023

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Values

Fuck your values and the only mistake I've made is not having a fat cock.

Hym "You values serve only to delude yourself into believing there is more to you than a fat cock. Like a woman."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2023

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And you're still wrong. I don't make a harm argument. I actually demonstrate (explicitly) why a harm argument wouldn't be a good one (Citing stealing meds as an example as "not having Concerta" doesn't constitute a state of harm). I cite the logistical irrelevance BUT that doesn't speak to the social relevance as A selection criteria OR as HER selection criteria. No, CLEARLY I'm too easy to flatter. What would it take for you to actually cede ANY point regarding a woman's choice in the context of sex? If there an age? 5 years old? If it gets hard it ships? Animals? What would it take for her to be wrong? Nothing? If the answer to that question is "Nothing" then your arguments for why this particular instance is justified are irrelevant. A woman CAN'T be wrong to you.

Hym "Whether or not it caused any harm is irrelevant. My argument is and alway has been gender-based discrimination in the ENFORCEMENT of rules, creating a hostile work environment where I was threatened with punitive action EXPLICITLY for THE RETARD NOT DOING WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO and at the same the other one is fucking the retard. I'm being deprived of damages that become increasingly medically necessary. And even THESE are only some of the MANY grievances I have. You know what? Nevermind. Better yet, I'll just sit and wait to have a stroke. Oo! Or I could care about your kids! That would do it. No, it's fine. Your argument for why I should be fine with you fucking a retard instead of me a far more important than any. It's fine. Your fine."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023

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Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...

Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023

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Hollow Consolation

Yes but men aren't deselecting women for lack of blonde hair blue eyes I mean... You know it's not the same, right?

Hym "Ho! That! That is close! The hair's a little long but, yeah, that's dead on. Intersectional Jesus! Anywho... Hollow consolation! I'm not good enough for retard sex-cult so I have to have 'values.' It's horseshit. I mean, they're already prostituting themselves (basically). You all just collectively shifted the prostitution up ONE level of abstraction and called it 'Hypergamy' and rather than paying them directly you just 'grant them access TO your money' and it's the same fuckin thing. Just as transactional except it artificially inflates the value of the sex because it's literally illegal to undercut the 'rich people prostitution' with 'appropriately priced prostitution.' So, no... Values are dumb."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023

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