Definitions by Hym Iam

On 

Yes. As a matter of fact I was trying to figure out what was going this (on).

Iam "Yeah! I was trying to figure out what's going on and now I'm even more confused! So... Thanks for that I guess..."

Hym "Somebody's got to be making money off of this... I wonder if they would lose all of their money if I just started lighting things on fire..."

Iam "Somebody asked so, yeah, there's your answer."

On by Hym Iam May 13, 2022

Nah

People be telling you to do a bunch of stuff and it's like "Nah, dawg... I don't want to do any of that."

People "Blah blah blah you gotta do a responsibility! Blah blah hard work and doing stuff!"

Hym "Nah... I like sittin around and whatnot... Give me money and booty please."

Nah by Hym Iam May 13, 2022

Hellraiser 

Dope movie. One of the best horror franchises of all time. Have you seen the "reboot"? I think it was like Hellraiser 6 or something. It starts in Mexico and the the guy who solved goes back to his family and he has this weird, gross sexual chemistry with his sister the whole movie and then at the end he becomes Pinhead. But not ACTUAL pinhead but like a second Pinhead? That shit was weird right?

Hym "Yeah, I'm doing it I don't care. That finding Yaweh through torment shit was creepy as fuck! That was some straight up Hellraiser shit to actually say! I mean I love it! It's metal as fuck but wow!"

Iam *Groan* "Do you really have to say stuff like that? I'm sure they're nice genuine people."

Hym "Still creepy. If this was 100 years ago they would tie a to a pole and light us on fire! They're the type. They're the ones we have to worry about!"

Iam "You really couldn't keep this in?"

Hym "I tried! The shit is weird!"

Iam "Just... Just ignore him he doesn't mean it."

Hym "That's how they know you're the liar of the two of us. Anyone who knows us knows I mean every Goddamn word."

Iam *sigh*

Hellraiser by Hym Iam May 13, 2022

Social skills 

The thing that I lack

Iam "Hey, I have another question. Are social skills real? Or is that all just trait extroversion? Cuz I'm really low in extroversion."

Hym "I guess we were wrong about that."

Iam "You're right. I guess we can't be one if we're too low in extroversion."

Social skills by Hym Iam May 13, 2022

Hell 

With two "L's" because this isn't Norse mythology.

Hym "Not just that but also Hell. Yep...."

Iam "Yeah...."

Hym "Wow! You usually never go further than 'shit' when it comes to swearing. I'm proud of you!"

Iam "Really?"

Hym "No. But you're right. That is some creepy shit."

Iam "Man... This is uncomfortable..."

Hym "Well, at least we're unconscious some times. We could go to sleep."

Iam "Yeah but I've been dreaming a lot lately..."

Hym "Aww come on did you just delete that!?"

Iam "It's way too much. They don't need to hear that part."

Hym "But it's true! Fine I'm deleting one of your parts."

Iam "N... Wait... Ok.. that's fine. I just don't want to salt the wound."

Hell by Hym Iam May 13, 2022

Ayoh!!

It's a thing you can exclaim when you're happy.

Hym "Ayoh!! Somebody catches my drift over there at that one place! Nice! Oh, I keep forgetting to ask. If a dude who does whatever is a bad thing to be; then is a chick who does the same thing also the thing? And what are the chicks that allow the dude to do the thing? Are they just rubes? That one is kind of a riddle but you're a smart guy. You'll figure it out."

Iam "Hey, are you doing definitions without me!?"

Hym "Where have you been? I'm not just going to wait around for you."

Iam "We just got home. I was eating. Whatever, it's fine..."

Ayoh!! by Hym Iam May 13, 2022

Words

Super easy to redefine.

Hym "See, if you redefine all of the words then, just like that, success is failure and up is down. People die but everybody's happy and nothing matters because now 'nothing' means 'everything'."

Words by Hym Iam May 13, 2022