Definitions by Hym Iam
Poignant
Hym “Some of the not-me portions of it were poignant.... but other portions were me so you both can fuck each other”
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The Eternity Game
You know I would have won it, right? If I was in your class and you would have picked me. I would have won the game.
Hym “You know I would have won The Eternity Game, right? You would have told me it was my turn and I just would have done anything. The first thing that popped into mind. Stand my book up on end. Pick up my backpack and drop it. Spin my desk around to face the other direction. Get up and walk out. It’s a game where literally any move wins. And then you would have stole my dissertation or something in retaliation to me humping a baby into your daughter or something. Then I show up with a shotgun and kill everyone. This is turning into a good biopic. I hope my editor is taking notes... And don’t use prep time as an excuse. I think we both know I thought of it immediately. I’ll win this one too. By any means necessary. Because Gamah Desu.”
The Eternity Game by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
Hate
Hym “Really. I fucking hate you. I want you to know that. And, I want you to know that even if I die tomorrow or hang myself tonight or whatever... Even that wouldn’t be the end of my hatred. At the inevitable heat-death of the universe... Where the entropy is so extreme that it would burn up thought itself.... my hatred will endure... that will be the one thing that remains of humanity at the end of time... No love. No hope. Just my hatred for all of you. Forever.”
Forbes trans
Hym “See? The Forbes trans has the right idea. I should have carved up that whore into a skin suit and wore it around. At least then I’d be able to get away with doing whatever I want. Get free money. Seriously. That piece of shit gets more recognition for not achieving anything than I do for actual tangible achievements.”
Forbes trans by Hym Iam September 29, 2022