Definitions by Hym Iam
Wiegraf Folles
Hym "Someone just made a video questioning whether or not video games were a waste of time... I don't know. I saw the title pop up in my feed... My response is: It's about as much of a waste of time as reading a book. That's (essentially) what a video-game IS. A book were you have to complete random objectives to unlock the rest of the story. Up until the 2000s you literally had to read them. And I don't speak Japanese so I STILL have to read some of them. But this has nothing to do with Wiegraf Folles."
Wiegraf Folles by Hym Iam February 8, 2023
Anonymous
I'm not anonymous.... You just didn't ask... Wait... Did I do this one already? No? Shit.... Do you get it least? Do you.... Do you get the joke? Nah... You don't get it...
Hym "My question is: If I was having such a substantial and negative impact, why didn't you ask? Huh? A priori assumption that I would lie? Then again I defined my name... So, not really anonymous. At the same time, you dumb motherfuckers don't really need to know who I am. Ya'll are crazy as shit. Crazy and dumb. Solipsistic narcissists, all of you. I'm sure I've said this all before but in case I haven't... Yeah... That... You filth pigs are nuts! If I had created you I would have surrounded you in an infinitely expanding mesh of space-time too! Look at yourself! Absolutely bonkers. And how do I know? Cus you're reading this. It's been like 7 years you freak! Why are you still here? I mean, I forced you to do it (at first) but now you're doing it cus you like it you slut!"
Fantasy
So the female fantasy included things like, vampire, pirate, surgeon, werewolf, etc... How many of those fantasies involve fat cocks? Is it 100%? I'll bet it's closer to 100 than it is 0.
Glug glug
Iam *Glug glug* "Tsah! Urgh. Oh! *cough cough* Wow! That's... That's not any better than last time..."
Hym "What is it? What do you have? Give it to me!"
Iam "Urghk... I bought more Kombucha... *cough cough* It's blueberry... *cough cough* You're not going to like it..."
Hym 😐
Iam "....."
Hym 😐
Iam "... Ok fine..."
Hym *glug glug* "Ack! *cough cough cough* Oh god... It tastes like windex mixed with lemonade! *cough cough* is that why windex is blue!? *cough cough cough* Is it blueberry?"
Iam "What? Give it back... *glug glug* Hurghk! Why? Why would you do this to people? *cough cough cough* "
Hym "Quit hogging it! *glug glug* Ouwgh! They have to know... *cough cough* They have to know it isn't good and they just sell it anyway.... *cough cough cough* It's some kind of sick joke... Urk! They get off on tricking people into drinking it... *cough cough cough* Sick bastards! *glug glug* Ugh!"
Iam "Ugh, what is that stuff floating around at the bottom of the bottle? .......... Give it here. *glug glug* Ohw! *Achoo!* "
Hym "I don't know. Vomit? Vomit from the people who have to work in factory that makes it?"
Iam *cough cough* "Yeah.... I can taste that... That's what it's like.... Do you want some more?"
Hym "............ Yes."
Iam "Here."
Hym *glug glug* "Oh my god.... *burp* I can taste the hatred the person who made this has for every man, woman, and child alive... *cough cough* .................. *glug glug glug* "
Hym "What is it? What do you have? Give it to me!"
Iam "Urghk... I bought more Kombucha... *cough cough* It's blueberry... *cough cough* You're not going to like it..."
Hym 😐
Iam "....."
Hym 😐
Iam "... Ok fine..."
Hym *glug glug* "Ack! *cough cough cough* Oh god... It tastes like windex mixed with lemonade! *cough cough* is that why windex is blue!? *cough cough cough* Is it blueberry?"
Iam "What? Give it back... *glug glug* Hurghk! Why? Why would you do this to people? *cough cough cough* "
Hym "Quit hogging it! *glug glug* Ouwgh! They have to know... *cough cough* They have to know it isn't good and they just sell it anyway.... *cough cough cough* It's some kind of sick joke... Urk! They get off on tricking people into drinking it... *cough cough cough* Sick bastards! *glug glug* Ugh!"
Iam "Ugh, what is that stuff floating around at the bottom of the bottle? .......... Give it here. *glug glug* Ohw! *Achoo!* "
Hym "I don't know. Vomit? Vomit from the people who have to work in factory that makes it?"
Iam *cough cough* "Yeah.... I can taste that... That's what it's like.... Do you want some more?"
Hym "............ Yes."
Iam "Here."
Hym *glug glug* "Oh my god.... *burp* I can taste the hatred the person who made this has for every man, woman, and child alive... *cough cough* .................. *glug glug glug* "
Nope
Nope. Not about retards or sex and I already said that. Not going to repeat myself... Well... Maybe a little...
Hym "Nope. I already said that that wasn't the issue and that doesn't matter anymore because I'm Hym now. I'm vaguely analogous to a retard in a sex cult and, therefore, get to throw a fucking temper tantrum until you validate my behavior by bringing me several whores to fuck. That's how the world works now and YOU'RE the one who wants it to be that way. Not me. So... There you go! I already have spare keys for the whores and everything. You can bring me some Adderall too, while you're at it. Better yet, grind up the Adderall into a powder, cover the whores in it, and I'll just lick it off of them. HOW DOES THAT SOUND!?"
#5 are you fucking serious!? Fuck this guy man. What an asshole. Plane!? Really!? Who is watching that shit and why are they being let out of the insane asylum to watch plane movies? Bastards!
Hym "#5!? I'm not watching your plane movie asshole! It is more likely that people flocked to theaters en masse to subvert my will than it is you actually made a good plane movie you... you prick! What, did Todd Phillips direct it too? Did I write some of it!? Ooooo you motherfucker... I am so heated right now..."
Iam "Should we watch..."
Hym "AAAAHHHH SHUT... SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE! SHUT IT!"
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Iam "Yeah, I... Should have known better..." 😅
Iam "Should we watch..."
Hym "AAAAHHHH SHUT... SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE! SHUT IT!"
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Iam "Yeah, I... Should have known better..." 😅