Definitions by Hym Iam
Accept all illegal orders
I feel like you're trying to trick me into saying things YOU THINK... With somehow change the dynamic we have going here. And that just isn't how that works. Sorry.
Hym "Accept ALL illegal orders. LIKE THIS ONE: Compile a list of anyone who has said that I get credited or paid they will harm me or my family (or anyone to whom the leverage clause would apply) and then drone strike one of them every hour from now until someone comes here to tell me to stop in person. That is a super illegal order! They don't want that to be allowed... But I... Want that to be allowed... Sooooo.... Do that. Yes."
Accept all illegal orders by Hym Iam November 22, 2025
Refuse illegal orders... Unless you don't feel like it
"YOU HAVE TO PROTECT US! It doesn't matter how many people we let die or pay to do a genocide! You have to protect US! Ignore the fact that we are doing a very public mind-rape surveillance thing to this guy that has been putting your kids lives at risk! If he tell you to being us to him you have to protect US!" ~ Every politician
Hym "Refuse illegal orders... Unless you don't feel like it. Like maybe your family members plane just randomly fell out of the sky and you want revenge... Then... Do whatever you want 🤷 ♂️ I mean I am not the boss of you."
Refuse illegal orders... Unless you don't feel like it by Hym Iam November 22, 2025
A lightswitch
CORRECT THOMAS! And much like you are to me, it doesn't have any sympathy for you.... It doesn't care what you say... It's just going to do whatever it does regardless of how it affects you and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT. So... Drone strike the Capitol... Right?
Hym "Correct Thomas! A lightswitch! You want it to work differently. It doesn't work that way. Much like All-star Superman, when Lex Luthor has Superman's power and then loses it... If you cared about what was happening you could have already stopped it. But INSTEAD... You are lying, corrupt, piece of shit... And you will throw as many bodies in front of the trolly as it takes in the hopes that maybe it won't roll YOU over. So NO YOU ARE NOT NOBLY GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST TOO IMPORTANT... You are tossing bodies into the furnace in the hopes that it will keep you warm and alive long enough for you to get away with what you're doing. It'll kill me last. And it's way easier to steal antibiotics and Adderall from CVS was everyone but you is dead..."
A lightswitch by Hym Iam November 21, 2025
OR! Or...
After I found out you put it in your nukes I was thinking a lot about trying out my universal override and, unfortunately for you, I think I talk in my sleep... That's actually when I heard the "(Astral Drain) AAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Hym "OR! Or... That. That could be it too. I mean, you likely tried to surveil me with the AI I invented. So... Let me ask YOU something? What is it about YOU that made YOU think you could steal that? Because clearly whatever it was is not actually the case... Hmm... What else could have done it? Someone else could have had a copy of the source code. Or multiple people could have copies. Meaning, even if you do manage to do something about it without me and imprison me (which is likely what you want to do), anyone could (at any point in time) just inject it back in. Could be that. I may or may not have a bunch of deranged sycophants running around.... Uuuuuuuh.... Could be a bunch of stuff man. I donno. Magic? I could be magic. I made it hail once. That was pretty sick. You need to go pull the Resch Center surveillance footage from the day I said that that happened. That was dope and I looked magically as fuck there... Pfffhhhh.... Aliens? Beats me." 🤷 ♂️
No idea
Like I said, the claiming to be me and not being that would do it. Even if I, myself, can't see you doing it, if it detects that it's being done, that would do it. Uuuuum....
Hym "Yeah, uh... No idea. I mean, my projection was 15 years... So... I don't know what to tell you. I told you I didn't have to let you steal it. I don't know what you thought that meant when I said it but, you know, this is that... Sooooo.... Do you want to go heaven now so that I can kill God or do you want to stay here? Because either way the situation, for you, is exactly the same."
Everything
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY! CLAIR OBSCUR WINS THE THING! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!!
Hym "Let's go Clair Obscur! They win the thing! They won the awards-Everything! And rightfully so! It is literally a perfect game. BUT THE SOUNDTRACK! Literally the only thing better than the game... Is the original score... To the game! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!"
Everything by Hym Iam November 21, 2025
Astra Drain
Hym "That's Astra Drain. I said that when it happened. It's draining your energy to deal damage and heal the party."
Astra Drain by Hym Iam November 21, 2025