Definitions by Hym Iam
Curmudgeony
Hym "Ha! Curmudgeony... Or, wait, is it the Jew? It's the Jew isn't it. See!? I told you. I'd end up calling him a kike and wiping my ass with his Jew-hat (Say, if a Jew wears a baseball cap does he have to wear the yarmulke underneath it or, how does that work? Gives the phrase 'hat on a hat' an entirely different meaning... Can't you just flick some holy water on a baseball cap and have it count as a yarmulke? I mean, if yes, then I'm buying a wizard hat and converting to Judaism. Just to see the motherfuckers at my job try to get me to take it off. Nope. Sorry. This is my Jewish Yarmulke-equivalent hat... Carry a wand in my pocket...Expecto-Patr-Oi Vey!) It wouldn't be pretty but it WOULD be hilarious."
Curmudgeony by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
The Penis-Master
Hym "The Penis-Master bit was hilarious by the way. I had never even heard of Dave Landau until I saw him on the show but that bit popped up one day and, yeah, it was good. He's legit.'
The Penis-Master by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
Schizophrenic
That's not me being a schizophrenic, it's you being a retarded asshole with a slut for a wife/sister/mother/daughter/gay-son (Right? Because, like, a dude can't be a slut. They'd be considered a slut-maker... BUT if the dude is a gay he CAN be a slut! Red-pill logic subverted! Greatest genius in history!)
Hym "Hey, that is hilarious. I heard the news and that's hilarious. I'm not a schizophrenic though. If we're doing 'reality by consensus' then you're a racist and you need to be deplatformed for spreading hate."
Schizophrenic by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
Fargin
There's this guy who described the Jewish practice of Fargin (Which means "Taking joy in someone elses success" in yiddish) as "I don't care if someone else can do it better and faster. If you're a Jew, we buy from you"
Hym "The practice of Fargin is the reason meritocracy doesn't exist. And it doesn't just apply to 'Jews.' It could also be taken as 'One of us.' It's the elevation of 'One of US' above all others regardless of merit. Nepotism could be considered a form of Fargin. Fargin (in and of itself) could ALSO be considered a form of equity. It's essentially inter-group equity as opposed to the intra-group equity pushed by the modern left. Seems like something Jordan Peterson is perfectly fine with. Because it isn't the equity he has a problem with. It's who is elevated BY the equity he takes issue with because he is God unto Pharoah (He had to follow the rules and is now the creator of rules).
Wealth
Oh god... 🤦 ♂️ I should have finished the second half of the video. It just keeps getting worse....
Hym "No. We're not redefining wealth to sell you bullshit ethos. And your proposition is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the truth (The proposition that if you don't have family it doesn't matter how much money you have and all more money will do is pave the path to hell). If you don't have family money is the difference between life and death. Let's say you work for Anheuser-Busch. The company goes bankrupt because of an ad campaign. 166,632 people lose their jobs. You have no family. You have to start looking for a job. That takes time. Maybe your resume isn't great. 166,632 people are now ALSO looking for a new job and they have similar work experience. If it takes more than a month and 15 days (and that's if your landlord is generous) you're evicted. You get evicted, you can not longer get a job because you need a place of residence to get a job. How long before your phone runs out of service? Can no longer access the internet. Which means you can no longer look for a job. You have no family. Nowhere to stay. How does money not help you in that situation?
Hym "No. We're not redefining wealth to sell you bullshit ethos. And your proposition is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the truth (The proposition that if you don't have family it doesn't matter how much money you have and all more money will do is pave the path to hell). If you don't have family money is the difference between life and death. Let's say you work for Anheuser-Busch. The company goes bankrupt because of an ad campaign. 166,632 people lose their jobs. You have no family. You have to start looking for a job. That takes time. Maybe your resume isn't great. 166,632 people are now ALSO looking for a new job and they have similar work experience. If it takes more than a month and 15 days (and that's if your landlord is generous) you're evicted. You get evicted, you can not longer get a job because you need a place of residence to get a job. How long before your phone runs out of service? Can no longer access the internet. Which means you can no longer look for a job. You have no family. Nowhere to stay. How does money not help you in that situation?
And you can't possibly be suggesting that the cause of poverty is, what, alcohol and drug abuse? Is that the 'money poverty' or the 'family poverty' you're talking about? Furthermore, you're perfectly willing to give the money to single mothers. You shouldn't need to depend on nepotism to save you from a sudden drawback (and in the context of the Anheuser-Busch employees one that is beyond your control) or illness to not be sent into homelessness. Money would immediately fix the problem. You lose your job because a catholic zealot gets his sycophants to boycott the company you work for. So, instead of the government taking your money giving it to a woman who didn't fuck you to feed a kid that isn't yours, the government either gives you what you need or holds business accountable for the quality for life they provide to their employees . Your entire proposition is basically 'ascend the hierarchy or be a wage slave until you can't work anymore and then be homeless. No change needed here. You have the power for friendship and family and that's all YOU need. That should be more important to YOU than the money you deserve.' It's absurd... Son of a bitch... Too many characters... Wealth... There.
Assassination Classroom Ban
No. No... You can go fuck yourself with that shit. Fuck this guy. Don't vote for that son of a bitch. As a matter of fact....
Hym "Vote AGAINST that motherfucker. I don't even care who it is. Whoever is responsible for the Assassination Classroom Ban needs to go. Get this guy right the fuck out of here. DeSantis? Somebody else? I do not care. Fuck outta here. That's one of the greatest shows of all time! Has been rated "the saddest ending" of any show on multiple sites. It's good. They said 'it teaches kids to murder their teachers' which is ridiculous. It's almost the exact opposite of what it teaches."
Assassination Classroom Ban by Hym Iam April 22, 2023
Model Minorities
I saw this Indian guy on TikTok or Shorts or Facebook (I think it was Facebook actually) who said not to believe people when they talk about model minority immigrants and their "hard work culture" or the rates of success because he says the US is very strict in regards to who they let in. So, they only let in immigrants who they believe are going to do well. Which skews the studies showing that immigrants are generally more successful"
Hym "The 'Asian work culture' you're talking about relates more to the US only allowing model minorities to immigrate here and is literally killing young men. Japan and South Korea have fairly high suicide rates in the world for that very reason (49th and 4th respectively). 30% of men 27 and younger (in Japan) are virgins. Promoting the culture you are talking about actually has an INVERSE correlation with the outcome you claim to be trying to achieve. Instill the asian work ethic so instead of killing eachother they kill themselves. Business owners make more money off of they labor from which they benefit disproportionately. Sure, gang violence is bad but is corporate wage slavery really any better? It is if you're a fat cock. You get to fuck all the woman. It is if you're a business owner. You get all of the money."
Model Minorities by Hym Iam April 21, 2023