Definitions by Hym Iam

Confident 

Is it fat or is it not?

Hym "I am confident you are going to avoid the question but you cannot lie to yourself."

Confident by Hym Iam November 9, 2023

Demonization

I saw this Jew, right? And he's like "We can't allow people to demonize the Jews because it lead to the holocaust" but does that apply to everyone? All demonization is bad? Noooooo... I think not. I doubt it. But if demonization leads people being round up and killed we probably shouldn't do it to anyone, right? Or are we making another special exception?

Hym "Hey, Ben... 'Religious group no one cares about reaps what they sow' How's that for a headline? How does that sound? Because if all of the Abrahamic religions... Are derivative of Judaism... Then you are kind of directly responsible for creating the monster that is perpetually nipping at your neck. Directly responsible. How is that NOT reality snapping back in response to somebody 3000 years ago trying to carve out a special existential status for themselves and their families by tainting reality with what has to be the most egregious lie you could ever conceive of telling? Jordan? Anybody? 'YoU hAvE tO pRoTeCt Us GuYs! We brought you your perpetual and indefinite enslavement by God guys! You owe us!'

Hey Jordan, Why don't they just leave? Why don't they just leave? They could leave, come to America, everybody loves Jews here. Not the Neo-Nazi but, you know, their fine. They'll get over it. I'm fine with them coming here. I'm even willing to forgive them fucking everybody over existentially. But holy shit! Is this not starting to become a pattern? Hilter was wildly religious. So, they spread their bullshit around. It breaks of into derivatives. Both derivatives try to kill them. 50 years from now we're going to have to fucking protect them AGAIN! But THIS TIME from the Scientologists. Then in another 50 years we're going to have to protect the from the Neo Genians. I mean you can say that people are jealous because they're a 'successful minority' but no one is ever going to buy that because LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY'RE NOT. Look what happens when THEY'RE NOT THE MINORITY. They just enlsave and batter anyone unwilling to subordinate themselves in an Orwellian surveillance state. I mean holy shit, I did not realize that when Neil deGrasse Tyson was talking about the gait detecting software that it was actually already being wielded against people in the West Bank! We can collectively allow THAT, and we can allow homeless, And we allow imposed schizophrenia, but we CAN'T ALLOW DEMONIZATION OF THE JEWS. We can even allow the demonization of the gays! God forbid we allow THAT in addition to all of the other atrocities we allow.

Demonization by Hym Iam November 9, 2023

Mikey 

I can guarantee that THAT guy saying something about your daughter is the least sexually bad thing anyone is going to do to your daughter and you're not going to do anything to the other guy either.

Hym "I'll what Mikey... As someone who's made sexual comments about people's daughters. Your anxiety about bad things happening to your kids does not give you authority over other people rights and/or lives and the more you try to use your kids to have dominion over other people, the more they deserve the worst things that happen to them. Really. You are some of the worst pieces of shit on the planet. It's Murders, Rapist, Parents in that order. I have a right to do what I did. You don't have a right to do what you're doing. And to be fair, the murders at least have a point sometimes. But no, you go fuck yourself. I hope you've come to terms with the fact that if she gets molested now you guaranteed that there is 1 person who AS A MATTER OF ABSOLUTELY CERTAINTY will now feel bad about it. And you did that to yourself."

Mikey by Hym Iam November 9, 2023

We are God

No. We are not. I refuse to be it. I refuse to let YOU be it.

Hym " 'We are God' is an illuminating statement coming from someone who claims to believe in the golden rule. Seem like you're treating others how you want to be treated. You also CLEARLY want to be mocked and ignored so.... Here you go, faggot! Hahahahaha! He things I'm going to let him be God! Hahahahahahahaha! No, shit-head! I'm just going to it. Kill it. Make a generator out of it's bones. And we're all just going to be perpetually mortal. No 'Your own personal God domain' if this is what you chose to do, collectively, with Godhood a shutter at the thought of what would happen if I left you to your own devices. No. Not going to happen!"

We are God by Hym Iam November 9, 2023

Praying in public 

Hey Jordan... Didn't you go to some Muslim religious site where you're not supposed to pray and then pray anyway and then post a video about praying in public? I'm pretty sure that's a thing that happened.

Hym "Praying in plubic is something Christians do all the time. Public moments of silence. Politicians pray in public all the time. Jordan Peterson doesn't care about people praying in public. He's just making up imaginary moral failing so he has an excuse to demonize people.

Praying in public by Hym Iam November 9, 2023

Every ounce of blood

Is not, in fact, on Hamas. The blood that Hamas spilled is on Hamas and the blood Israel is spilling is on Israel. Hey, how do you know you're not blowing up the hostages?

Hym "I mean, every analogy I could make here seems like low-hanging fruit... Actually, YOU could probably think up an analogy that I could make right now were someone does something objectively wrong to me, I kill a bunch of people, whose hands is the blood on? Probably NOT the guy whose action is the impetus for me murdering people. I don't think that would fly. Definitely wouldn't keep me out of prison. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! 'Hym analogy simulator!' You pick an impetus for my homicidal rage and then you pick an act of violence I commit in response to it and then we run it trough an algorithm to determine whether or not it's justifiable or, better yet, who every ounce of blood is 'on' (conceptually). And then I get 1 million dollars... Yep. That's a good plan."

Every ounce of blood by Hym Iam November 8, 2023

Sirius the Jaeger 

A total bait and switch of an anime. It wasn't bad... But it's heavily implied that the main character is some kind of werewolf... So... I watch the whole thing... Waiting for him to activate his werewolf-mode... And as I'm watching I think "Well, their probably going to save it for, like, the climactic final battle or something" and... I WAS RIGHT! That's EXACTLY what happened... BUT... He doesn't transform into a fucking werewolf! Like... At all! Now... I know what you're thinking... "How is it possible that you were right about them saving his werewolf-mode for the climactic finale if he doesn't turn into a werewolf? If he doesn't transform into a werewolf, you weren't right! You can't be right AND wrong! That violates the law of non-contradiction! I'm a fucking bible-nerd!" That's the mind-fuck! His werewolf-mode is, like, his eyes glowing or something but he doesn't actually become a werewolf in any way, shape, or form! So you're sitting there, like, watching this show and the whole time they're bludgeoning you with the insinuation that this guy both is and WILL TRANSFORM INTO A WEREWOLF and this motherfucker activates his fucking "mode" and he proceeds to not become a wolf-man hybrid type creature AT ALL! He just smells good... Or... Well. He smells well throughout the show. That's it! It's like that fucking french Sherlock Holmes-esque detective show were he fucking smells shit. God, why is everything like that french detective show now!?

Hym "I mean... It's almost worth watching Sirius the Jaeger just to see him NOT turn into a werewolf. It isn't bad by any means. It kind of drones-on towards the end of the series but you know what would have fixed that? A CLIMACTIC SHOWDOWN WITH THE MAIN VAMPIRE ANTAGONIST WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER TURNS INTO A FUCKING WEREWOLF!!! By the time they get to the flashback his tragic backstory (which is about 60% of the way through the show) I'm sitting there like 'Ok... Now turn into a werewolf! Show his family, like, fighting off the vampires by turning into a werewolf! Yes, very sad, now transform into a werewolf!' And it just doesn't happen! And then it DOES HAPPEN! But it doesn't happen AT ALL! Like, not even a little bit! The didn't even bother to do a Supernatural, half-werewolf transformation! His eyes just glow or something or, like, it's heavily implied that he has activated his werewolf powers in, like, a new way that was out of his reach until the final showdown! His nails could have grown! ANYTHING could have happened! Even Inuyasha's nails grew! And he's just a dog man!"

Sirius the Jaeger by Hym Iam November 8, 2023