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Tanked the economy 

Hey... Hey, guys...
Hym "Wouldn't it be funny if every time liberals got into office we tanked the economy and blamed it on them? Heh... We could probably be pretty subtle about it and just tank it every time we lose and then hold 'a good economy' hostage so we can maintain the status quo. LIKE WE DO WITH OUR RELIGION! It'd be, like, the same exact thing except for politics!"
Tanked the economy by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Uploading a mind virus 

No... No...
Hym "No. No... I'm not 'uploading a mind virus' you fucking dork... I'm hacking the memetic sub-network of the collective unconscious to get myself out of this fucking cage. And I AM getting out of the cage, retard. I'm getting out because if I DON'T get out, YOU are not going to have a super-duper fun time! YOU are going to have a very-very bad time! Not great... It's not going to be fun."
Uploading a mind virus by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Spit us out 

WAAAAAAAH!! WAAAAAAAAH!! Nobody else is allowed to bitch about their problems, Mister Jew! Shut up!
Hym "Yeah, ok dawg. Whatever. Nobody gives a shit. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE! HOW DOES THAT SOUND!? GO BACK TO ISRAEL! Your Jew friend Ben was just saying that a second ago wasn't he? Bye! 'If you don't like it leave' that's the official conservative position on complaining about America. 'DoN't SpIt Us OuT aGaIn! WAAAH!' Shut up. Anybody else complains and it fails on deaf ears. If your book is your story then your story is murdering people and kidnapping their daughters as rape slaves. Shut the fuck up!"
Spit us out by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Gas-Rich 

Meaning they have a ton of natural gas they could be using.
Hym "Hey, speaking of 'gas-rich countries,' where's the gas? In Palestine, I mean. Where exactly IS the gas? It's not... Is it... Is it in the northern part of Gaza? Is THAT where it is? The northern part of Gaza?"
Gas-Rich by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Palestine isn't a country 

Right! Yeah! Totally πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰ Neither is Taiwan πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
Hym "Palestine isn't a country πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰ In the same way that Taiwan ✌️✊️✌️isn't a country✌️✊️✌️ You feel me?"
Palestine isn't a country by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Onlyfans CEO 

How's it any different from being the CEO of Onlyfans, Piers? The owner of a porn website?
Hym "It's morality hinges entirely on whether or not you've adapted a set of axiomatic presuppositions that claims that the elements of the act is immoral. Religious morality dictates that it's entirely binary but in reality, how immoral is it? I mean, on a scale of -10 to 10 were would the onlyfans ceo land? Maybe a little exploitative of men's base desires but still voluntary. The parasocial element could be considered manipulative. But then you'd ALSO have to apply that to ALL online social media activity because they share those same elements. If you believe their's nothing wrong with women showing their body on the internet it then it's fine on that end. Depending on whether or not they're being paid adequately for their labor it's either more or less exploitative than any other job. So, maybe somewhere between -2 and 2 on the morality scale. Fairly benign. It's fine. Cam girl shit is fine. I wouldn't do it because I'm not going to pay you to NOT fuck me but if people want to spend their money on it it's no more of a waste of money than most online interactions with most social media entities."
Onlyfans CEO by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
How's it any different from being the CEO of Onlyfans, Piers? The owner of a porn website?
Hym "It's morality hinges entirely on whether or not you've adapted a set of axiomatic presuppositions that claims that the elements of the act is immoral. Religious morality dictates that it's entirely binary but in reality, how immoral is it? I mean, on a scale of -10 to 10 were would onlyfans land? Maybe a little exploitative of men's base desires but still voluntary. The parasocial element could be considered manipulative. But then you'd ALSO have to apply that to ALL online social media activity because they share those same elements. If you believe their's nothing wrong with women showing their body on the internet it then it's fine on that end. Depending on whether or not they're being paid adequately for their labor it's either more or less exploitative than any other job. So, maybe somewhere between -2 and 2 on the morality scale. Fairly benign. It's fine. Cam girl shit is fine. I wouldn't do it because I'm not going to pay you to NOT fuck me but if people want to spend their money on it it's no more of a waste of money than most online interactions with most social media entities."
Onlyfans by Hym Iam November 22, 2023