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Definitions by Hym Iam

I.Q. graph 

AHA! AAAAAAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S NOT HIW YOU READ A GRAPH YOU STUPID BITCH! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! OOOOOOOOOOH MAN! OOOOH MICHAEL! At least you were more gentle then the men she screws!
Hym "HA! HAHAHA! NO! LOOKLOOKLOOK! I'll explain how the I.Q. graph works... The X axis is the I.Q.... The Y axis is the number of people WITH that I.Q.... So there are more women OF average intelligence... Than there are men of average intelligence... There are more men of radically LOW intelligence than there are women of wildly low intelligence... There are more wildy intelligent men than there are radically intelligent women... To put into terms a pornstar would understand... Women are the small-dicks of the intelligence world... Most of you are of average intelligence... So, most of you are >6 inches... And then like 16% of you are <6... But if it makes you feel better, liberals don't believe in static intelligence... And there is only 1 creator of A.I. and...
I.Q. graph by Hym Iam February 27, 2024

Birthday 

No, don't... Don't bitch about your birthday. You didn't invite me. It don't ever get invited to anything... And I only have $30... And "YoU'rE nOt GoInG tO sHoW uP oN mY DoOrStEp!"
Hym "Yeah, hey that's cool. You know, I didn't even get a birthday last year! I did get a Christmas though where I had to sit and listen to my brother's bitch girlfriend undermine my profound accomplishments. It's all she ever does! She just runs her bitch mouth."
Birthday by Hym Iam February 27, 2024

Thrust sexuality on 

Yeah, Kristen Stewart and thrust whatever kind of sexuality on me she wants... Was that grammatically correct? She can thrust upon me whatever sexuality she... Chooses? I don't know- It's- She- Just- She can do whatever.
Hym "I don't even know who that's for... She's dressed like a man... But it's for lesbians... But lesbians aren't attracted to men... I don't get it. I mean, I don't know who's going to be into that... Except for me (obviously)... But she can thrust sexuality on, around... Not in though, but like, on and around me whenever she wants."
Thrust sexuality on by Hym Iam February 27, 2024
You forgot the incest, shitstain! It's the most important part! Sex is only good if it's your sister kind of!
Hym "Yeah it's like a cannibal suffering cult that is, like, super stoked about how they murdered an innocent guy without remorse... But it ALSO... Has INCEST! It's the most important part! The incest IS the religion! The whole goal of the religious is to perform that sweet, sweet incest ritual! And it's super important to them that people are forced to do it! They really want you to make a chick your sister (technically) and then fuck a baby into your kind-of sister. They're also the gimps for the Jews! And the jews are functionally equivalent to a Jesus. That's a thing too."
Incest by Hym Iam February 27, 2024

Bragging 

I'm not doing that... I'm mocking you... You, a woman, are being mocked by an incel... For being bad at the only thing you care about... Hahahahahahahahaha!
Hym "Yep. Their coming after IVF, Contraception, Abortion... I mean... I'm an incel though so... Hahahahahahaha! Oh no! Your actions have consequences now! OoOoOoOoOoH nOoOoOo! You're fine with people trying to control MY life though, aren't ya? Yeah you are. All that success policing and for what? To shit out a kid against your will? What did it amount to? Nothing. I'm not bragging though. If I was going to bragging I would give you a little anecdote about a girl I work with. She was complaining about being in the second trimester and how she has to work 2 jobs... Now... My question to HER is: Did you fuck the creator of A.I. or no? Who did you fuck? Did he write the Joker? Did you buy a dvd copy of the Joker and watch it for 7 years straight?"
Bragging by Hym Iam February 27, 2024

Universal Child-Care 

Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.
Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."
Universal Child-Care by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
And is slavery wrong?
Hym "He doesn't know! The guy who doesn't know why slavery is wrong IF HE'S NOT CORRECT... Is trying to threaten me with abstract slavery! If I'm not correct then slavery is fine. Do what I say or you're a psychopath! That's his whole bit!"
Slavery by Hym Iam February 26, 2024