Definitions by Hym Iam
Wife Rogan
Wife Rogan "This is not how people should be interacting with one another."
Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."
Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."
Wife Rogan by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
Dragon's Monologue 2
It doesn't slap as hard as the first one. It just kind of vaguely alludes to some of the same general themes.
Hym "I mean, to be fair, it would be hard for Dragon's Monologue 2 to parallel the quality, let alone surpass, the monologue from the first Dragon's Dogma. But I was hoping they would at least make the attempt. Which loses you point. -1 for the intellectual cowardice."
Iam "Wait! There's a TRUE ending."
Hym "What? Ah shit. Alright. There better be a monologue. Your rating hangs in the balance."
Iam "Wait! There's a TRUE ending."
Hym "What? Ah shit. Alright. There better be a monologue. Your rating hangs in the balance."
Dragon's Monologue 2 by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
Legal system determined mental incompetence
Hym "It's that he has a level of Legal system determined mental incompetence that prevents him from truly consent. It's fucking ridiculous."
Legal system determined mental incompetence by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
Nope
Hym "You are doing the same thing to me that the retard was doing and calling 'doing onto others.' So nope. That isn't reality. You're obstructing justice in the name of people who don't know or care about you because you don't want me suceed. She is wrong to fuck the retard because I would be wrong to do the exact same thing under the exact same circumstances. You're a piece of shit for participating. Don't look for sympathy the next time something bad happens to you or your loved ones."
Preferences
Preferences don't matter... But everything is predetermined by internal mechanisms that are outside of your control...
Hym "Well, no. If everything is predetermined then all of your decisions are predicated on your preferences. You literally can't decide to choose in opposition to your preferences. So, if determinism is true than it's the only thing that matters."
Samantha Harolds "But the makes it sound bad!"
Samantha Harolds "But the makes it sound bad!"
Preferences by Hym Iam April 2, 2024
The Problem
Hym "The problem is... You don't care either way. Your moral superiority is a delusion. You're provoking violence in the hopes that it happens to someone else so that you can be rid of me. You aren't 'good people' and I'm not 'the wrong type of person.' You're literally child sacrificers and I deserve success more than you because I'm BETTER THAN YOU. You deserve your shit life. Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit. I'm not going to allow you to drag me with you."
The Problem by Hym Iam April 2, 2024
He WoUlD hAvE bEeN wOrSe
Hym "I KNEW YOU WOULD DO IT! 'He WoUlD hAvE bEeN wOrSe!' Hahahahahahaha! I can think all of your thoughts in advance! On literally EVERY TOPIC!"
He WoUlD hAvE bEeN wOrSe by Hym Iam April 2, 2024