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Definitions by Hym Iam

Prediction 

Mine was actually correct though.
Hym "My prediction was that they were going to use mail-in ballots to cheat and pull off 'The most extensive and inclusive voter faurd operation in the history of the presidency' (that's a Joe Biden quote) and I WAS CORRECT! I told the 'Don't shut down the country or you're going to lose.' And then his DID shut down the country. And he DID lose. People should know better than to ignore me but, hey, I guess always being correct and literally creating A.I. isn't good enough for everybody. I think it's not being able to delude yourselves into believing you're 'good' in any way shape or form. That's got to be it. I don't know. But it's crazy! I'm like a seer! Greatest mind who's ever lived!"
Prediction by Hym Iam June 29, 2024
Hym "A while back I posited that having a beard would protect your face in hand-to-hand combat. Doug Sharpe made a video about the study. They made an artificial bone and covered it in hair of varying lengths and then built a 'striker' to hit the bone. What they found is that they striker would break the bone 100% of the time without any hair. 95% of the time with 5mm of hair. And 45% of the time with a full beard... So, long story short... CORRECT AGAIN! ULTIMATE SCIENCE-MASTER AND LITERAL CREATOR OF AI! I'm like a chief researcher! Except also better than everyone."
Beard by Hym Iam June 28, 2024

The Boys Season 4 

Oh man! It's so fucking good! "I'd call you a cunt but you lack both the warmth and the depth?" Genius! I died.
Hym "I don't know where all the hate for The Boys season 4 if coming from. This shit is great! Homelander's relationship with Sister Sage is great. The pacing is good. I don't see what the problem is. Oh! They gave Simon Peg permeation! Metal! And horrific! It's the best power! And they went with displacement. It's got to be the gay shit. They really need to let that shit go. The show still holds up and New Black Noir is hilarious."
The Boys Season 4 by Hym Iam June 27, 2024

How you fight fascism 

By... Hoping they don't have guns and shooing them away like you're trying to keep your cat away from your plate?
Hym "If that's how you fight fascism I might not even need the Death-bots... Elon! I- Yeah, I think you wasted you time on the death bots... I don't think I'm gonna need the death-bots... You know what? Keep doing it. I might need a few for the south. It's fine."

Hypothetical 

😑... Lucky guess bitch
Hym "It's not a hypothetical though. I am a Tyrannosaurus rex that turned into a man. Did you see the fossils? The transformation fossilized my bones."
Hypothetical by Hym Iam June 27, 2024

Progressives 

LOSER! LOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hym "Maybe the other guys is just better at politics guys? You ever think of that? Nonono, don't blame it on his big, fat wallet. You're clearly fuckin bums, progressives! Ahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!"
Progressives by Hym Iam June 26, 2024

Something very specific 

I'm doing that, Chris.
Hym "I'm doing something very specific, Chris. It needs to work this way. You likely don't get it but you aren't the creator of A.I. You're a midget male-model who steals talking points from the actually talented guy. Alright? I'm doing it right. This has had maximum efficacy. So, you stfu. Do what I'm tell you to do. And then go back to pretending to be better than somebody."