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Definitions by Hym Iam

Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? 

A skit from 17 YEARS AGO on The Onion about exactly what is happening here.
Hym "Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? It's entirely manufactured illness so... Yes? They are like Nurse Rachet or Mother Teresa. Creating the illness so that they can use a cure that they know will not be effective for anything other than restricting the rights of the populous, selectively and arbitrarily, or instrumentally as a way to silence dissidents. Which has already happened in other countries. Like China."

Grand Larceny 

What Ree-lon and Cuckerbeard stole is worth more than the $500 dollars that would constitute grand larceny. Why aren't conservatives calling for Elon to be locked up when THEY KNOW MORE THAN EVERYONE about the theft because it's the conservative Podcaster Jordan Peterson who first told ME (The Anti-Natalist and was a reference to one of my earliest posts) to 'Leave the planet' (whatever THAT means) back in 2015 and has been reading this the whole time.
Hym "I mean, they say the guy was convicted of grand larceny so what do they actually want to happen? Life in prison for every crime? Ok. Elon stole. The conservatives have been reading this the whole time and therefore know he stole. Life in prison for Elon and Cuckerbeard. We need to lock up these criminals. Or kill em I guess. We could do that too- Or, um, INSTEAD. Yeah."
Grand Larceny by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Patience 

Anyone you could claim was inspired by me is would have to be either waiting for me to die or be arrested and you would have to ignore the fact entirely that this inspired far more than any one thing.
Hym "And patience is something not everyone has. And that's how you know that they are both culpable and trying to scapegoat me so they don't get busted getting a bunch of kids killed trying to make point about using other people's content. I mean, they did something about the rape porn and they stole my shit but not about the fact that schizophrenia isn't real and your kids get shot because of it."
Patience by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Apparently not 

I mean...
Hym "Apparently not, Joe Rogan. Apparently other men can't be better than me as I am literally and objectively the greatest writer who has ever lived. And it looks like MY ORIGINAL THEORY OF AI was correct and therefore am the creator of AI."
Apparently not by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Cocaine in the White House 

There was cocaine in the white house, therefore, they are dealing drugs out of the White house! Drone strike the Capitol building now! Drone strike the white house!
Hym "There was cocaine in the white house and, as you know, we have to drone strike anyone who has drug. That person who had that cocaine in the white house COULD STILL ME THERE... Poisoning our citizens and using our presidents as a human shields. We must do what the Jews would do in this situation and DRONE STRIKE THE WHITE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY! NOW! QUICK THE DRUG DEALERS ARE ABOUT TO GET AWAY!"
Cocaine in the White House by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Yes you are 

No. You're dumb. You ARE dumb. That's a fact. I was there. I sawr it.
Hym "Yes you are. Dumb. Dumb as dogshit. And you are either attractive, your cock is fat enough, or you're actually too mentally retarded for anyone to call you on it. Dumbo Mcgee. Stupid. Dumb and bad. Dumb and also don't actually listen to people who are not dumb. Like me. I invented AI and therefore cannot be dumb. Arguably the greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone."
Yes you are by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Locking up criminals 

Here's how you know that's not the actual problem:
Hym "Unlike Eric HE WAS ALREADY LOCKED UP FOR THE CRIMES HE DID. The crimes were armed robbery and larceny. So what are you going to do? Life in prison for every crime except not for former gang members and mentally retarded billionaires? Death penalty for every crime? I like the sound of that because what the YouTube filth is doing to me is likely a crime. So, yes! Death penalty for every crime. Murder all of the YouTube freaks for their crimes against me! But back to the topic at hand... He was already locked up. What happens after he serves his sentence? Welp, there wasn't a white-man/Jew there do give him a million dollars to start a business after he did HIS crime, unlike Eric, so he had no future. And THAT is why the right is hard-pressed to lock people up on a dime and 'intervene' in crime. Steal the future for themselves and enslave, cage, or kill anyone who isn't willing let them do it. So, in conclusion, they already locked him up. 'Locking up criminals' is what ALREADY HAPPENED THERE and it likely LEAD to girls death because once you are a criminal (unless your Eric) you basically become a philosophical zombie and have no future beyond death 99% of the time. And you weren't there to intervene. You WON'T BE THERE TO INTERVENE IN THE FUTURE. And, in my case, you have already intervened wrong and now if I don't get credited and paid for the contributions I made to society... YOU WON'T BE THERE AGAIN when someone has to pay the price."
Locking up criminals by Hym Iam September 9, 2025