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Dumb Bitch Juice

what some bitchs named rhonda and gabby drink because they are ratarded as FUCK

Katie: "Rhonda tried to kill me today because I told her I was gay."
Morgan: "That bitch drinks dumb bitch juice don't even worry about it."

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Gabby: "I'm gay as fuck now I hate dick tehe uwu im s p e c ial"
Ethyn, Morgan, and literally everyone: "(?)"

Dumb Bitch Juice by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

Cute as Hecc 

my boyfriend, Ethyn with a Y

Ethyn: breathes
Me: BABE YOU CUTE AS HECC I LOVE YOU UWU

Cute as Hecc by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

gilbert 

why the fuck would you name your son gilbert what kind of parent are you

how do you look at a chunky baby and go, "Ahhh yes....... g il b e r t"

dumb fucks really drinking dumb bitch juice

The world:

some dumbass parents: Tehe uwu gilbert is such a g o o d N A ME

gilbert by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

bryan 

he likes my handshake

Bryan: your girlfriend has a good handshake, son
Ethyn: uhhh thanks

bryan by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

dean

wants everyones pussy no matter what age.

probably gonna be a pedophile or sex offender when they turn 18 or some shit

fuck you dean you piece of shit cunt

dean by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

ellie 

has terrible taste in men and is ugly as fuck like bitch mcscuse me please leave the premises with your nasty ass hoe body

only date disgusting pieces of shit named fucking RONALD WHO HARASS PEOPLE

ellie, love you sis, but you drink a lot of dumb bitch juice

ellie by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

niko 

a pedophile even tho he is 14

claims to have raped 2 people before he moved to where he is now

kinda chill i guess but he makes everyone as uncomfortable as ronald and he is a huge dickbag

hella full of himself and needs to stop telling people he has a big dick cause he doesnt

niko you narcissistic cunt why would to tell people you raped someone? thats not cash money you fat sack of teenage horomone bullshit

niko by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019