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Cute as Hecc 

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my boyfriend, Ethyn with a Y
Ethyn: breathes
Me: BABE YOU CUTE AS HECC I LOVE YOU UWU
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bryan 

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he likes my handshake
Bryan: your girlfriend has a good handshake, son
Ethyn: uhhh thanks
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dean

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wants everyones pussy no matter what age.

probably gonna be a pedophile or sex offender when they turn 18 or some shit
fuck you dean you piece of shit cunt
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gilbert 

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why the fuck would you name your son gilbert what kind of parent are you

how do you look at a chunky baby and go, "Ahhh yes....... g il b e r t"

dumb fucks really drinking dumb bitch juice
The world:

some dumbass parents: Tehe uwu gilbert is such a g o o d N A ME
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ellie 

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has terrible taste in men and is ugly as fuck like bitch mcscuse me please leave the premises with your nasty ass hoe body

only date disgusting pieces of shit named fucking RONALD WHO HARASS PEOPLE
ellie, love you sis, but you drink a lot of dumb bitch juice
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Dumb Bitch Juice

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what some bitchs named rhonda and gabby drink because they are ratarded as FUCK
Katie: "Rhonda tried to kill me today because I told her I was gay."
Morgan: "That bitch drinks dumb bitch juice don't even worry about it."

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Gabby: "I'm gay as fuck now I hate dick tehe uwu im s p e c ial"
Ethyn, Morgan, and literally everyone: "(?)"

dawson 

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fat bitch that is okay at times

only showers if it it 100% dark outside with cold ass water

is bad at uno in every way, shape, and form.

kind of looks like a sex offender at certain angles but its fine ig

very L O U D
dawson, you're cool but im still gonna yeet your book across the classroom
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