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jeshan

first of all: the fuck is that name son is your mom on ecstasy or summin idk

why you posting your friends small ass dick on your snapchat you illiterate fuck, some of us wanna have a peaceful evening, but no I get grounded for seeing that shit on your story. you dumb ass bitch fuck you

jeshan.

just,,,,,no

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

Dumb Bitch Juice

what some bitchs named rhonda and gabby drink because they are ratarded as FUCK

Katie: "Rhonda tried to kill me today because I told her I was gay."
Morgan: "That bitch drinks dumb bitch juice don't even worry about it."

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Gabby: "I'm gay as fuck now I hate dick tehe uwu im s p e c ial"
Ethyn, Morgan, and literally everyone: "(?)"

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

Cute as Hecc

my boyfriend, Ethyn with a Y

Ethyn: breathes
Me: BABE YOU CUTE AS HECC I LOVE YOU UWU

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

jasmine

you tiny ass hoe. how can someone that is literally 2 inches tall be such a fucking bitch? idk how bout we ask J A S MI NE

you pushup bra, no titty, homophobic, bitch ass, fake friend needs to stay the fuck back sis

jasmine, i dont care that you apologized for being a bitch. youre still a fucking bitch

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

dawson

fat bitch that is okay at times

only showers if it it 100% dark outside with cold ass water

is bad at uno in every way, shape, and form.

kind of looks like a sex offender at certain angles but its fine ig

very L O U D

dawson, you're cool but im still gonna yeet your book across the classroom

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

niko

a pedophile even tho he is 14

claims to have raped 2 people before he moved to where he is now

kinda chill i guess but he makes everyone as uncomfortable as ronald and he is a huge dickbag

hella full of himself and needs to stop telling people he has a big dick cause he doesnt

niko you narcissistic cunt why would to tell people you raped someone? thats not cash money you fat sack of teenage horomone bullshit

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

ellie

has terrible taste in men and is ugly as fuck like bitch mcscuse me please leave the premises with your nasty ass hoe body

only date disgusting pieces of shit named fucking RONALD WHO HARASS PEOPLE

ellie, love you sis, but you drink a lot of dumb bitch juice

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019