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Dumb Bitch Juice

what some bitchs named rhonda and gabby drink because they are ratarded as FUCK

Katie: "Rhonda tried to kill me today because I told her I was gay."
Morgan: "That bitch drinks dumb bitch juice don't even worry about it."

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Gabby: "I'm gay as fuck now I hate dick tehe uwu im s p e c ial"
Ethyn, Morgan, and literally everyone: "(?)"

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

jeshan

first of all: the fuck is that name son is your mom on ecstasy or summin idk

why you posting your friends small ass dick on your snapchat you illiterate fuck, some of us wanna have a peaceful evening, but no I get grounded for seeing that shit on your story. you dumb ass bitch fuck you

jeshan.

just,,,,,no

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

ellie

has terrible taste in men and is ugly as fuck like bitch mcscuse me please leave the premises with your nasty ass hoe body

only date disgusting pieces of shit named fucking RONALD WHO HARASS PEOPLE

ellie, love you sis, but you drink a lot of dumb bitch juice

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

bryan

he likes my handshake

Bryan: your girlfriend has a good handshake, son
Ethyn: uhhh thanks

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

gilbert

why the fuck would you name your son gilbert what kind of parent are you

how do you look at a chunky baby and go, "Ahhh yes....... g il b e r t"

dumb fucks really drinking dumb bitch juice

The world:

some dumbass parents: Tehe uwu gilbert is such a g o o d N A ME

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

jackie

egg

can write good stories, but only if ethyn reads them as sensually as possible because its fucking hilarious

cockmorton

jackie is THAT bitch

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

Ethyn

Ethyn is a loving, amazing, and handsome human being. He is reliable, caring, and very kind to everyone he meets. He will always be there for you whenever you need him and he can give you really good advice. He will stay up with you until 5 o'clock in the morning while you rant about something that doesn't even matter because he loves you so much. He will always send wholesome memes to you if you're sad. Ethyn is loyal and hates cheaters and players. He wants to be with you and loves contact in any way shape or form. He will love you unconditionally no matter what unless you cheat on him or turn gay for a month because people can do that apparently.

hey babe i love you so much never forget that

hELLA cute laugh uwu <3<3<3

"You're dating Ethyn right?"
"Yeah, he's the best thing that has ever happened to me! UWU"

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019