Humpcatter16's definitions

Three Foot Flip

noun. a complicated process of flips in a three foot period. usually involved in vehicular incidents. the object is interupted while on its travel and starts flipping in the air uncontrollably in a distance of three feet

In a laggy game of Halo, you notice that a grenaded Warthog may engage in a three foot flip

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Rock Band

1. noun. a popular game where 1-4 players use plastic instrument controllers to hit notes that go along with various songs
2. noun. an excuse for lards to say they can play the guitar, drums, or sing
3. noun. a group of people that perform music, usually contains a singer, guitarist, drummer, and bassist. other instruments can be used as well to enhance the experience

1) Rock Band is a great party game. We'll rent that instead of using the Wii
2) Dude: I am so awesome at Rock Band!
Ellisniss MGP: I play the real thing biznatch. *guitar solo*
Dude: *explodes*
3) Dude: Have you ever heard of the rock band Enthymeme?
Ellisniss MGP: I thought you died.

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Genital Combustion

noun. a rare STD in which the genitals suddenly explode without further notifications, usually during the day when no one expects it to happen

Teacher: Tell me class, using the law of sines, what is the angle of A?
Student: Well, since angle B is 46 degrees, side b is 23 units, and side a is 13 units, we can say that...*balls explode*
Teacher: Oh my darkness! He suffered from genital combustion!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Blackened

A song performed by Metallica, best known for being on the album "...And Justice for All". The drum part to this song is so intense that any mortal man, other than Lars Ulrich himself, who plays this song during a jam session will notice that his or her legs fell off halfway through the song. the guitar part require 3 hands to play

Yoko: What's with the wheelchair and leg injuries?
Douche-fag: What legs? I tried playing "Blackened" by Metallica and my legs fell off.

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Trisexual

noun. a female with a bisexual interest as well as a lesbian interest

She's a bisexual, AND a lesbian. That makes her a trisexual

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Sleepy Sillies

noun. uncontrollable laughter when over tired. the unit will laugh at even the stupidest things and may respond with harsh words that don't even make sense. the unit may even result in throwing things

During the late hours of the eve, Peter cannot help but have the sleepy sillies and whip books at his wives.

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Indwed

noun. synonym for "indeed". used mainly when talking to a close friend or fellow bondage master

Rick: Man that concert was pretty good!
Simon: Haha, indwed

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010