Humpcatter16's definitions

Swifty

noun. a man of courage and intense gaming skillz, usually a subject of a song written about drugs

The song about Swifty is complete! Let's go eat weed!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Thunder Rape

noun. a special move by the pokemon Raichu at his strongest form, Rapachu. it can be heard miles away, and whosoever enter the thunder rape path is bound to be killed. no questions asked. also see fist

Ash: Rapachu, use Thunder Rape!
Rapachu: RUUUUAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Touch Pad

1. noun. a piece of technology, mainly used on portable computers, that acts like a mouse, but requires use of the finger to control the arrow on the screen
2. noun. a common synonym for the vagina

1. The Touch Pad is one of man's greatest inventions.
2. I felt her touch pad last night, and man was it interesting.

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

cop

noun. a member of a highly elite force of americans trained to randomly select innocent drivers and pull them over for excessively stupid reasons, such as a loud muffler when sports cars are typically supossed to have loud mufflers, fuzzy dice because they don't own sexy car ornaments, and they're tired of picking their asshole so they pull you over to harrass you instead

dude, you'll never believe this
what?
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Blackened

A song performed by Metallica, best known for being on the album "...And Justice for All". The drum part to this song is so intense that any mortal man, other than Lars Ulrich himself, who plays this song during a jam session will notice that his or her legs fell off halfway through the song. the guitar part require 3 hands to play

Yoko: What's with the wheelchair and leg injuries?
Douche-fag: What legs? I tried playing "Blackened" by Metallica and my legs fell off.

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Genital Combustion

noun. a rare STD in which the genitals suddenly explode without further notifications, usually during the day when no one expects it to happen

Teacher: Tell me class, using the law of sines, what is the angle of A?
Student: Well, since angle B is 46 degrees, side b is 23 units, and side a is 13 units, we can say that...*balls explode*
Teacher: Oh my darkness! He suffered from genital combustion!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Indwed

noun. synonym for "indeed". used mainly when talking to a close friend or fellow bondage master

Rick: Man that concert was pretty good!
Simon: Haha, indwed

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010