Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Hugh Lloyd

The Oreo Experience

The Oreo Experience is when a white female is having intercourse with two black men simultaneously.

I was going to get back together with Sally, but it turns out she had the Oreo Experience while we were apart.

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Exactly like waterboarding, except that instead of water being used, it's, uh, jizz.

Your sister loves jizzboarding! A-and your mom too!

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A term coined by Patton Oswalt in an attempt to create a more wholesome term for semen.

With all that love paint, you look like a rat in a rainstorm!

Love Paint by Hugh Lloyd December 26, 2006

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Slang term for wet dream, an offshoot of nightmare.

Ugh, that was a great sexmare, though I'll have to burn the sheets...

sexmare by Hugh Lloyd October 1, 2006

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You can't blame Frank for being testy now that he's out of prison, that's four years of getting the jailhouse special...

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That guy has some meatpods, comin' in here and yelling at everyone!

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