pooter

n. A small round-ringed anal hole that has been entered repeatedly. Someone that works at AOL Tech Support.
I pounded that pooter all damn nite till the lube caught fire! That guy at AOL tech support don't know jack!
by Hugh Jass November 11, 2003
mugGet the pootermug.

G7

one who likes to take it up the anus
Jeff has G7
by Hugh Jass October 16, 2003
mugGet the G7mug.

ball gag

a bondage item that consists of a ball on a rope that is shoved into the victim's mouth and tied tight. Supposedly it's more effective at muffling yells.
In your mom's closet I found three lengths of rope, some handcuffs, and a ball gag, with bitemarks in it.
by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003
mugGet the ball gagmug.

Yo Mama Joke Protest

The revolt and protest organized by people who hate or disagree with Yo mama jokes. These uproars of protest and disgust usually come from mothers, and sometimes fathers. Most of the time they are posted via Internet or emailing to sites, but occasionally mobs of moms will get really physical. Here is a prime example of protest: this message left by a working mom on www.joke-pages.com:

"You can kiss my two cakes togetha losers!!! You all dissin me on dis here computer callin me FAT when you da fat asses eating yo krispy kremes and stickin it around yo penis's and dilly do's!!!!
I'm tired of all these yo momma jokes, I mean seriously, what about yo fatha?!?!! I mean I fuckin pissed a fuckin baby, jesus fuckin christ. And you all callin me a fatty cakes!!!"
-From: Yo Motha; 8/24/2004
Thousands of angry mothers were tired of all of the snaps and insults aimed towards them, so they finally began to start fighting back. They organized a Yo mama joke protest that paraded down 5th Street.
by Hugh Jass February 23, 2005
mugGet the Yo Mama Joke Protestmug.

shoistic

To be obsessed with bell-bottom jeans.

(This word originates from Sho Yoshimura, graduate of 2005, who was madly obsessed with bell-bottom jeans, and considered them the highest, greatest form of fashion available at his time.)
You're such a shoistic guy!
by hugh jass September 29, 2004
mugGet the shoisticmug.

bi-satchel

one who is in love with both rucksacks and drawstring bags
"dude, he be bi-satchel"
by Hugh Jass March 27, 2004
mugGet the bi-satchelmug.

Share this definition