Hugh Jass's definitions

veggie

a vegetarian person.

Dammit, man- I was going to have a barbeque but all my friends went veggie.

by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003

deface

1) (n) Not de ass

He hit me in de face, mon

by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003

chuff

to pass wind(fart)

sorry vicar you'd better open a window i've chuffed

by hugh jass July 19, 2006

tofu ass

the state of having really bad gas from a vegetarian or vegan diet.

Damn, man! You don't want to carpool with me this week- my girlfriend made me go veggie and I've got tofu ass.

by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003

crepes

piles or hemaroids. used by 'scary spice' from Bo Selecta

Ooh me crepes, yer bastards.

by Hugh Jass December 22, 2003

ball gag

a bondage item that consists of a ball on a rope that is shoved into the victim's mouth and tied tight. Supposedly it's more effective at muffling yells.

In your mom's closet I found three lengths of rope, some handcuffs, and a ball gag, with bitemarks in it.

by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003

butt mud

slang term for s**t

dale winton likes to eat butt mud

by hugh jass September 22, 2003