Hugh G. Rection's definitions

Captain Ballsack

substitute for "captain obvious" as that is very gay; a moron

thank you, captain ballsack

by Hugh G. Rection November 2, 2003

penis

what guys use to get satisfaction.

"Mike, i was with my g/f lastnight and she sucked me off so good!"
"Thats great,rob, remember i was there though?"
"AHH! what he hell where you doing there?"
"I was with your g/f too"

by Hugh G. Rection August 22, 2003

twat

a pussy;vagina

that bitch has one loose twat!

by hugh G. Rection September 1, 2003

skuzzy

A girl who forms film around the skin of her face, composed of oil, semen, peach fuzz around the lip (dark in nature), and of course, dirt.

Kristin is one skuzzy assed bitch. She needs to shave. (not just upstairs)

by Hugh G. Rection January 12, 2004

hebrew

he brew; manly beer; aka Budweiser or Heinekin

yo, rebrew me a hebrew

by Hugh G. Rection May 13, 2005

sweer

when you think you just shat yourself but you didnt

dude whats that smell i dont know i think i just sweered

by Hugh G. Rection June 20, 2003

Arwen

Aragorn's elven chick.
Some LOTR so-called fans argue endlessly over Peter Jackson's decision to make her more relevant in his masterpiece films, but its just because:
a) They are morons and they can't tell their assholes from a hole in the ground.
b) They are gay and they'd rather see more of Eomer without his mail shirt.

Jay: Hey dude, ive made a copy of the full extended version of LOTR and edited out the parts where that fucking Arwen chick appears!
Silent Bob: No shit asshole? When do YOU start filming the Silmarillion?

by Hugh G. Rection March 4, 2005